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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta
@ocramius@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06OSS maintainer, Laminas, Mezzio, Roave, previously ZendFramework, Doctrine (ORM) Project.
IT Consultant / software architect for a living.
Daily curse of @nyunyu@mastodon.world
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Blogged: proper logging in #PHP with PSR-3 by @phpfig@phpc.socialhttps://ocramius.github.io/blog/php-logging-with-psr-3/
Time for some shameless self-advertisement: I have some availability starting this September!
I'm an experienced OSS maintainer, with lots of work done on @doctrine@phpc.social and @getlaminas@phpc.social
I push for #DDD (with humans & tactical).
Languages mostly #Go, #PHP, although I'd love to do some #Rust, and I read anything at all.
I can #Terraform your infrastructure, work on hardening CI/SA pipelines, Docker and #Nix builds, test suites.
Rates between 700~1100 EUR/day depending on terms. #getfedihired
First time very-long-range #driving an #EV:
- charged to 100% for free (solar/PV) over the last 3 days, before departing
- charging stations are surprisingly simple yet awesome tech
- the UI/UX sucks as much as that of petrol stations 🙄
- ABRP for planning upfront: 1 minute to do it, zero range anxiety
- costs for quick charging are slightly lower than petrol
- hotels usually offer free charging with the parking ticket
- EV is so much smoother
So far, everything feels like an upgrade.
This is good: #php finally leaving Twitter
Tried alcohol-free Gin, and it's better than Gin.
Just saying, but if your Markdown tables look like this:
|---|---|
| Foo | this is too long to fit |
... then you probably misunderstood the point of #markdown
3 years in, I still believe Go code reads like crap...
Well, I guess Harvest is dead?
What's a good self-hosted time tracking software?
Should I just use a spreadsheet?
Successfully delivered a software project to a client today: too bad to see them go, but they were very happy and positively impressed with the final result.
In other news, if you need me to design a software system, please do feel to reach out :-)
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@nyamsprod@phpc.social have even more blogging queued
Everyone, please help Donnie and their under-financed army: https://sweepthestrait.com/
Released: @getlaminas@phpc.social mezzio/mezzio-valinor:1.0.0
https://github.com/mezzio/mezzio-valinor/releases/tag/1.0.0
This is based on @Romm@mastodon.social's work on Valinor 2.4.0, allowing for easy mapping of PSR-7 request attributes \o/
```
ssh test@some-host
Microsoft Windows [Version 10.0.26200.6592]
(c) Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
support@WINDOWS-01 C:\Users\test>exit
```
Well... that was scary...
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@george@phpc.social @kimai@phpc.social you know what? I'll blog about it while doing it :)
I have to do it anyway, so I might well document every step for myself and for others.
Everyone, please help Donnie and their under-financed army: https://sweepthestrait.com/
Released: @roave@mastodon.social /better-reflection 6.70.0
https://github.com/Roave/BetterReflection/releases/tag/6.70.0
This comes with tons of performance and reflection compatibility improvements! #php
Well, credit card pre-approved charges no longer cover a full fuel tank...
Can't wait to get rid of my dinosaur guzzler.
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@zimzat@mastodon.social @afilina@phpc.social I constantly have to tell people to ask for "reviews", not "approvals" 🫠
If the USA chose to do piracy, why can't I? #hormuz
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@ethauvin it was so buggy, but so good!
Reminder: I don't intentionally read slop.
Coming from @Romm@mastodon.social's Valinor design, Zod feels like a step backwards.
Instead of declaring language-level symbols, one seems to assemble complex DTOs made of Zod types.
It's type-safe, but it's really sticky, and you end up not being able to use a native type anymore? 🤔
I found it! I found the Zombie Jesus that everyone is chasing! #easter
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@afilina@phpc.social LLMs must also honor current statistics: https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/21137/average-number-of-exploitable-bugs-per-thousand-lines-of-code
Therefore, there must be a minimum average of software defects per LoC.
The fact that there's more code... well...
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@tommyhp@mastodon.social wow, that's some extra heavy wind protection 🤣
Wireguard when it works: amazing.
Wireguard when it doesn't work: it's a silent protocol, fuck you!
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@arianvp it was automatically dubbed?
Is there something like a post-quantum security key (Yubikey) out there?
Otherwise, sticking with my RSA key until that happens - migrating is so much effort :-\
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@paragon@phpc.social saw that, was wondering if there were any news in the last 4 months :D
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@lmillucci@mastodon.uno also, lists force packed arrays 👍
My automated CI process just took 5 minutes to synchronize my monthly time logs from my spreadsheet to Jira.
That's a machine, performing sub-second API calls.
Now imagine how much time it would've taken to do it by hand 🙀
Tourism idea: a country that shoots down non-geostationary satellites with massive lasers, then advertises itself as a place where the sky is still clear.
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@wanwizard strace on php-fpm itself?
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@joepferguson @mbeccati pick "individual", I suppose? EU VAT orders generally require a VAT ID for B2B interactions
So... did #FattureInCloud just shut down for today?
https://secure.fattureincloud.it/ seems very dead to me...
WTH is @renovatebot.com doing here? :|
https://github.com/lcobucci/jwt/pull/1170#issuecomment-4877720980
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@binarious@social.tchncs.de sadly, Italian energy providers don't have negative prices (ever), but I got PV 👍
We meet again, simple-phpunit: I shall prevail.
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@Skoop@phpc.social noooooooo 😰
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@anthony@bitbang.social kettles are less efficient microwaves
Is there a pattern/name for a concept of a "lens" or "specification" pre-applied to a persistence repository?
Thinking, roughly:
interface SuperSecretStuffRepository {
function find(SomeId): VeryImportant;
}
interface FilterForUser {
function apply(User, SuperSecretStuffRepository): SuperSecretStuffRepository;
}
It certainly is some sort of decorator.
Pseudo-code is #php
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@markusstaab@phpc.social the most annoying part for me will be having to rewrite https://github.com/Ocramius/harvest-to-jira-tempo-time-sync ;_;
My use-case is also extremely simple, BTW.
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@kimai@phpc.social @markusstaab@phpc.social honestly, sounds good: need to first get my past Harvest data into Kimai though, which will take me ages (and I can only do it in August).
For now, giving a demo environment a spin :)
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@wanwizard@mastodon.scot here it's 0.75€/kWh, fwiw
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@slam@phpc.social yes, but two wrongs don't make one right, and neither 3, 4 or further ones.