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Bjoern Michaelsen

@Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
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hanseatic productivity liberator, mostly working on cloud stuff these days

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Joined February 16, 2026
codeberg:
https://codeberg.org/bjoern-michaelsen
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 2w ago
An 911 gab es in #Hamburg eine Erinnerungsveranstaltung mit #OlafScholz im Rahmen des Harbourfront Literaturfestivals. Fazinierend: Hat sich doch das Erinnern nicht als seine Staerke erwiesen in der #CumExAffaere.
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net #Fediverse is like a Berlin rave party on unclaimed real estate in the early 1990ies before techno got commercial.
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 5mo ago
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@wall0159@aus.social However, the assumption that nuclear power is dispatchable is a myth: once you payed all the sunk cost to build a nuclear plant, it has to run 24/7 for a very long life if it ever wants to have remotely competitive prices per output. @notjustbikes@social.notjustbikes.com
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 6mo ago
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@larsmb Well at least this might make it easier to explain: If you try to do any of validation, security, compliance in the frontend only, you have already given up and lost. @sjvn @nixCraft
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 6mo ago
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@zzt @jwz More like, your eng job now involves telling a therapist about everything you want to do. The therapist rarely helps you, but mostly reports your progress to a local mafia conglomerate. The part where you are paying for and bragging about them remains unchanged.
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 3mo ago
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@http_error_418@hachyderm.io Maybe we should call the Erbschaftssteuer "tournament fee" and bill it upfront. They even get a fancy certificate of participation for it. @akareilly@hachyderm.io
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 3mo ago
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@http_error_418@hachyderm.io Combine that with a good Erbschaftssteuer for the jousters. @akareilly@hachyderm.io
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 5mo ago
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@scalzi Clearly you are dealing with off-the-shelf-software here ....
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 5mo ago

Announcing #GratisOffice today, a "Vanity Office suite" of mine:
- Its free-as-in-freedom first
- source-only (that is: no binaries provided, you have to build it yourself)
- proudly forked from @CollaboraOffice@mastodon.social (and thus indirectly also #LibreOffice)
- equally happy to have its commits and patches upstreamed to either of them with proper attribution under the MPLv2
- also aiming to soon create a trivially easy build environment on _all_ of #Linux using #nixos #flakes
- all details can be found in the README: https://codeberg.org/bjoern-michaelsen/gratisoffice#gratis-office

#CollaboraOnline

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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jorge Cloud-native funroll-loops is what this decades ricers need!
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 5mo ago
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@spaf 🎶🎶 i wanna laaaaay you down in a bed of roses ... 🎶🎶
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 5mo ago
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@vowe@social.heise.de Der Junge steht am Jungfernstieg, das wuerde Maggus schon geographisch ueberfordern, weil "zu preussisch" *hust*.
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 5mo ago
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@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net Strassenkleber auf einem ganz anderem Level! #straßevonhormus #LetzteGeneration
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 6mo ago
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@cato what the hegg?
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 6mo ago
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@spaetz @tml Well, in fact it seems like no independent volunteer keeps a say on TDF in the top 20 #LibreOffice contributors: https://social.tchncs.de/@Sweetshark/116331544201320248
social.tchncs.de

Bjoern Michaelsen: "If you take openhubs contributor page and look fo…" - Mastodon

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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 6mo ago
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@spaetz yeah, its Not Good(tm): https://social.tchncs.de/@Sweetshark/116329839071048300
social.tchncs.de

Bjoern Michaelsen: "Its been a while since I last volunteered contrib…" - Mastodon

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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 6mo ago
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@kravietz So your theory is that people think solar panels would generate power at 9PM in March -- well after dusk -- and are now surprised this isnt the case?
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 6mo ago
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@molly0xfff How much Moore do they need to spend so it aint peanuts anymore?
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 6mo ago
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@kattascha @derPUPE Wie waere es auf Schloss Bellvue zu erhoehen? Da wohnten bisher aussschliesslich alte weisse Maenner ...
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 5mo ago
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@rygorous The most important question is left unanswered: Does moon rock sparkle?
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 5mo ago

Looked at memory management in #LibreOffice #Writer tables, feel dirty now. Amongst a billion other things, I found this precious line of self-contained madness, which has been there since "initial commit" (2000-09-18):
https://github.com/LibreOffice/core/blob/master/sw/source/core/doc/tblrwcl.cxx#L260

Yikes!

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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 5mo ago

Randomly re-realized today that still every current technology development and every political move is suddenly making sense in the framework of strategy letter V: "commoditize your complements".

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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 4mo ago
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@erd@gei.st Zeit die Klassiker aus dem Archiv zu holen (und ja, der Autor war Program Manager bei Microsoft ... fuer #Excel): https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2002/11/11/the-law-of-leaky-abstractions/
joelonsoftware.com
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 3mo ago
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@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io If it had good bicycle parking too, it would tilt over from PNW to full out Westeuropean.
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 5mo ago
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@ildiavolorosso@sfba.social @pluralistic@mamot.fr I only trust https://chromeindustries.com/pages/our-story and havent been disappointed. Their origin story is that messenger bags didnt last -- so they started building their own starting with oldsmobile buckle belts.
chromeindustries.com
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 5mo ago
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@notjustbikes@social.notjustbikes.com Its not so much renewables, they already lost that battle -- its the coming battery boom that threatens to stabilize the cost of electric production below where fossils can compete.
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Bjoern Michaelsen @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de
· 6mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop So, which business models are obsoleted now that compute is a commodity? Is it maybe the folks that scream you need AI in everything, so that more datacenters need to be build? Cant allow people to be happy on decade old hardware because that is dampening demand.
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