Renalia - #1 pizza downloader

@ifixcoinops@retro.social I made a website in pure HTML without js or php or CSS, all tables, buttons, all that guff, decades ago, and hosted it on angelfire. Its still out there, I guess, but ads have eaten half of it and I can't access the back end and elete the site without signing up and paying money to angelfire which, lol no,.so there it stays. I'm still a little proud of it tho. I really miss when you could code a website from literally nothing and 20mb was more than enough for a site EDIT: my bad i might have used JS for the mouseover effect on the buttons (literally swapping one image for another and then back again when the mouse comes off it). Seriously it's been years since I even LOOKED at the page. I can't even remember the URL. last time I found it again I tried to log in to delete the whole thing, but NOPE. So yeah. one JS element I guess. for mouseover. welp.

@ifixcoinops @reb I'll be honest I think I might be bad at gardening because I couldn't grow mint in my garden even when I tried. That shit just straight up died on me ._.;

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social the "Front Toward Enemy" text is just the icing on the cake.

@nblr@chaos.social i too get very sluepiy

@AzulCrescent@tech.lgbt I got a blahaj plush some time ago (because of course I did lol) , and the first thing one of my cats did upon seeing it, was smack the everliving shit outta it..... For FOUR DAYS, until she was sure it wasn't alive. Now she utterly ignores it lmao.

@ozzelot@mstdn.social @Nickiquote@mstdn.social @sknob@mamot.fr @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

@skippingmoonrocks @delila @schratze corvid appreciation thread time! :D

@kaiiak I mean yeah if it was real. free tail.

@openfactory "Hey kid. wanna buy a router?"

@milobyte@sunny.garden she's adorable and if people are worried about the radiation when they hug her, the tingling means the hug is working :3

@oddhack @SoftwareTheron @bodhipaksa @ifixcoinops @reb you CAN get non-spreading bamboo. But even then its... Like... "Non-spreading" in the same way a taser is "non-lethal"

@foone@digipres.club You know... even when I had dialup internet access I never once tried to connect to a bbs. huh. ... feel like i missed out you know?

@arch@floofy.tech well then they're not coworkers, they're chewtoys. bite away :3

@ranjit the only king i will support. may he rest in peace :<

@andrewt i... i hate these but they are absolutely slaying me, and i can't stop giggling. I hate them, but I love them. SO much.

@Njord@zeroes.ca because the cats are holding me hostage

@catsalad OHHHH the STEPPIES :O :O :O magnificent

@kevin *sighs* ahhh... a comment section devoid of any comments. bliss

@Shrigglepuss@godforsaken.website how the fUCK

@deersyrup@yiff.life voting for no hinges because what joy is there if you can't be little a unhinged, as a treat

@Nickiquote i misread this as "Eating May" as in the month. ._.;

@Violet@chitter.xyz Lego creachur

@BatElite @PsyChuan ah it's okay, you're not going to get taun into by anybody for that. Mistakes happen.

@erisceleste@tech.lgbt @Njord@zeroes.ca *sneezes instaed* I mean, whose nose isn't?

@Colophonscrawl@monads.online ......I gotta know what his response to the star wars films opening with "a LONG TIME AGO, in a galaxy far far away" is.

@heatherhorns@plush.city ... I dunno what Fred is gonna do with that watermelon but I KNOW it's going to be catastrophic.... And funny. And possibly traumatizing for anybody involved. Anybody ELSE involved, sorry, my bad.

@finn@surfin.dog fuck i was wondering about that. goddamn cowboy plumbers fucked up my blood pipes.

@cybergibbons@infosec.exchange fops is tired and has had a long day at work and just wants to get home in peace

@grawity ...somehow it's both more depressing, and more blitheringly, mind-numbingly idiotic, than I first thought. ...i hate this timeline

@grawity i'm sorry, v_8_?! couldn't even get isps to move their arse on getting v6 implemented despite the desperate need to, and they're gonna try for a v8 now?? jeez.

@catnip@mastodon.online it spimning <3

Lb: FINALLY. DOWNLOADABLE PIZZA!!

@bisonrimant I don't know what crimes I committed but I'm sorry for all of them and I submit to their justice and mercy fully without complaint. Clearly I was in the wrong

Its happening again oh god my notifs

@jk the moon is finally sick of our shit but still has the courtesy and patience to warn us our days are numbered.

@corbden ....ffffffffffucking hells sake. alright. fine. fine. FINE. you've earned the boost lmfao.

@heatherhorns_lite why do you think Teller never talks?

@coderanger if you were in charge of a junior dev and they not only completely fucked up but were either utterly incapable of, or refused to, correct mistakes or even LEARN from their mistakes, then they would normally be fired immediately. x_x;

@otterlove *is filled with DETERMINATION*

@madcollector mmmm 45 rpm salami

@susankayequinn@wandering.shop the best part is, you can do both of them at the same time :3

@Modernmodron@timetheft.social ureen, nyoorg

@noodlydragon@transfur.social ...i... i thought that was a tiny, cute shopping basket and was like "...? okay i'm curious what's that about." and then I clicked the original post and oh my .////.;

@fillertrack@slime.global ye ._.

@milobyte@sunny.garden damn at least the gaming laptop is more fun

@foobarry@mastodon.social @dangoodin@infosec.exchange I got one of those exact ones actually. It was a lifesaver while on a plane recently. No bluetooth, no wifi, no conenction except a proper headphone jack. Sound quality was brilliant, battery life is incredible. The UI and navigation is... SLIGHTLY Jank. and very unclear at points. But it does work and that spinny wheel thing is so nice to fiddle with lol

@andybaio@xoxo.zone and it was all downhill from there

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social this that quantum computing thing ive heard so much about?

@grawity I probably am actually. This is the first I've heard of ipv8.

@sil@mastodon.social oh... I know this game... ._.; i /hate/ this game lmao