would yall wear the elderly robot tail
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Kaiiak ;(Ж)"
@kaiiak@madverse.city
mastodon 4.7.3Sup, I'm Kai.
[May 17, 2004]
fnf, music, and Crescenta are things I do sometimes
Take me to an arcade with sdvx and I will never forget you
evil (in a cartoon villain way)
roleplays as a cave man on the internet
I will do ANYTHING once.
324 Followers
171 Following
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Joined April 24, 2025
pronouns:
he/him (they/them works too)
discord:
@ kairondrasai
Spotify:
Kaiiak
How to find Kentucky on a map
Partner requirements:
- be nice to me
- be woman (optional)
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
"MPH" - Miles Per Hour
"mph~" - a noise a bottom makes
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
I invented a new drink called Grum.
It's half Gin.. and half Rum..
It tastes like ass
lookin for someone that can make me feel like this
Do y'all play modded Beat Saber?
If so, follow my ScoreSaber and BeatLeader!!!
I wanna have some rivals >:3
@76561198289934738@beatleader.com
@76561198289934738@scoresaber.com
(yes my Beat Saber sona is grug. no the links are NOT incorrect)
IT RUNS GNOME!
*tapping at my computer*
this is my friend machine. all my friends are in here :]
Replying to
@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social
*follows you and boosts your posts, making your account big and round*
pick your affirmation.
much like this Pringles can, I am Bursting With Flavor
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Hmm.. I'm bored.. and poor..
*the devil, appearing in the back of my head:*
*"SELL YOUR FEET PICS."*
Hmm.... no...... back to the drawing board.with that one
long distance partner just started barking at me in dms what do i do
help fedi
what the
pinglingus
Replying to
@Draconic_NEO @marceline
It's only a matter of time before some nerd open sources the design and makes it 3d printable
love seeing these creatures on my feed
here. treat 🍖
oh to be an intimidating but kind gentleman with a gravelly voice. that'd be the Shit. gimme that
You know who else is getting wrench reacted??
MY MOM!
I will become a mean person
What if minecraft was Gay and instead of Bedrock edition it was Rad Cock edition
Replying to
@kit
"this is my medically prescribed tail. doctors orders. yes the added fur is necessary. it makes it fluffy"
don't ever talk to me or my mpreg husband ever again
it almost happened
Is anyone around here skilled in minecraft worldgen? I wanna commission someone to make a custom worldgen datapack, but it's real hard to find someone who's open for it.
Spread the word around; hopefully I'll find the someone I need!
Made a lil thing today. File named "calm_stop", so take that as you will
I am not satisfied with my day
life is short. ragebait everyone
TREAT MEAL: whole wheel of brie cheese
i hate the C++ coding language
Replying to
@julia@eepy.moe
what am i supposed to say over messages that subs would like
thats what im asking yall
what do yall want
lovers of fedi
how do one "top". whats the technique. help i need dom meta
(edit for clarity: for texting)
(how to romance/sext talk to bottom)
i should make a paper grug cube
These Hands are rated E for Everett
fuck you everett
the worst part about being into ocslop is that my oc is literally just Grug. like. the guy
how the fuck am i supposed to draw him in any way that makes him look cool
or scary
or sexy,,
Lets say you had the power to go back into your past body, with all your current skills and memories.
You could go back to the day you were born, if you so wanted.
The problem is that if you do, you won't be able to come back to the present, so it's a redo from that point onwards, in a sense.
Would you go back to any point? If so, how far back? When?
Good Night. Or as the critters say:
"nini :neocat_flop_zwz:"
i didnt make this but i think this fnf mod is Very Sick and Very Cool Style yes yes
also the playable character is a fox
*(jingles keys oo i said the word fox look at my post)*