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Bundesamt für Paketvermittelte Datenfernübertragung
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We operate an Internetbackbone and provide COLO/BGP/ASN/Internet Access in D/A/CH/LI/BE/NL/SE/UK and soon FI
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the two genders of the network industry
We are crowdfunding another InternetProtocol Draft today.
It will contain a mandatory A/S/L header with indication for each package, which will be ID verified by a triple hosted Age-Verification PKI operated on behalf of the EU Comission, Secured by PalantirAI detecting fraud attempts and redundantly hosting on AWS, GCP and Azure.
Additional proposed Header Fields will be a GPS location injected by each device on the way, to avoid geolocation spoofing by VPN.
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If peering would be like modern dating:
Peer1: Send me a real message, I will not reply to "hi" or "lets peer"
Peer2: "sends elaborate peering request including flow charts, stats, projections and a cake.
Peer1: Proceeds to Ghosting.
If BGP Peering was like modern Dating:
"you have 5 missed peering requests. Subscribe now to Peeringdb Pro Gold to see all peering requests"
OH: "All these undersea cables that keep jumping into ship anchors"
OH: "Ein Kupfer-Crossconnect ist viel besser als Glas, da kann man 4x ne Verbindung haben mit 2 drähten oder sogar 8x mit Bidi-Kupfer"
How much packet loss do you have again?
I dunno. Maybe six seven...
I dont have to have a holiday calendar. I have the 27 mails from #DE-CIX reminding me that their office is closed for another ä #holiday - thank you @wrmsr@peering.social 😀
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@4censord@unfug.social no, we are in switzerland, the rule is that there is mandatory non-skippable advertising. You only get to opt out of that if you pay at least 15E more per month to pay the public and private media companies for the loss of ad revenue. Also, installing adblockers will be taxed in the future. This will be detected automatically.
As it is a quiet weekend, we published a new article / opinion piece by one our NOC people:
https://openfactory.net/the-ipv8-proposal-and-a-bit-of-an-opinion-on-it/
sh -c "printf 'install esp4 /bin/false\ninstall esp6 /bin/false\ninstall rxrpc /bin/false\n' > /etc/modprobe.d/dirtyfrag.conf; rmmod esp4 esp6 rxrpc 2>/dev/null; true" && echo "install authencesn /bin/false" > /etc/modprobe.d/disable-authencesn.conf && rmmod authencesn 2>/dev/null && echo "install algif_aead /bin/false" > /etc/modprobe.d/disable-algif-aead.conf && rmmod algif_aead 2>/dev/null
DO IT. thank me later.
PS: adding this as by my best knowledge. See also conversation underneath.
If BGP Peering were like modern onlinedating; part 3:
"I am running an unfiltered network and I expect you to neither"
@domi@donotsta.re congrats to make it to my youtube recommendations.
Was actually clicking the video and then like "WAIT I KNOW THIS FACE"
damn, that regulation from the EU really takes over everwhere. having some cough candies and they make an specific european version of it. EU-Calyptus!
If peering would be like modern dating:
Peer1: sends peering request
Peer2: "Single homed ASN. I am peering virtually and have changed my location, I want to peer globally. Not in your location. If you are serious about peering with me and my 5 single homed downstream ASN, lets peer now"
Peer1: swipes left
OH: Openfactory - the Skunk Works of the ISP Community
Heckin turkusec day again! With the beloved @CryptoLek@infosec.exchange and Ismayil opening soon #turkusec
we see some reconnections/connection drops on DTAG Lastmile. Most lines should have reconnected.
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@namedbird Additionally, if you follow this account long enough you know a lot of it is seriously also just shitposting. But sometimes you need to do fundamental work behind the shitpost as otherwise - it's just being a sloperator.
and sometimes, it can be worth to also analyze bad proposals, as it is always a learning objective for one self of "do I do the things I critisize here myself?"
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@SwiftOnSecurity oh god and all the platforms like unifi controller who sniff the hostname to show it in telemetry. oh god all the fun this chance might have.
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OH: "Kein Kink Shaming!"
OH2: "Erwachsene Menschen dürfen sich ihren upstream aussuchen, solange sie das zuhause machen"
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@domi that was our first hosting platform - from home from a DSL Line with 512Kbit/s upload
Unser täglich CVE Emergency patch gib uns heute
CVE-2026-29201, CVE-2026-29202, and CVE-2026-29203
Fun times.
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Verleser des Tages:
"Post CH AG - Info Scheidungsstatus"
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@max@peering.social @v_d_richards@literatur.social @buersten@mastodon.social ich schau mir den anderen account auch mal an ;) das shitposten passt halt zum teil ja auch zur zielgruppe....