rendering code is fun bc even when things go wrong it looks cool as fuck
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i really cannot emphasize enough how cool this effect is
gay as fuck BAT
This painting is finally finished! It’s displaced though so you can’t see it. Until you get to where it is in the future you’ll need to use my imagination
the grass I'm touching:
hidden beanty
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I feel like you only value me for my eggs
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hey wait holy fuck this effect could be incredible animated. Maybe instead of doing calculations based on camera distance I should set up planes, so I can have multiple points of “depth” blur which I can separately configure or move around
"real photography" guys when they find out about mobile image signal processing
500GB file transfer: complete!
now to transcode B)
pissed off that all the Lottie file players for wordpress are freemium so im writing a Gutenberg wrapper around dotlottie-wc because that cannot fucking stand
I’m imagining like, a museum exhibit of a machine running a gpt2 or gpt3, and it’s got one of those “coded by humans” stickers on it
popular empathetic knowledge is that nobody wakes up in the morning and thinks, “how can I be evil and do wrong today?” well, I’d like to introduce myself
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and also you probably shouldn't
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← dork who is reinventing the unity/godot scene editor from first principles
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barbat batboy boygirl
it's happening again
no stream this time I wanna try doing a timelapse
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social somehow this is all genuine realtime graphics lingo
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this is so fucking authorable!!!! so cool!!
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@FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange catch me in a domino mask using my laser gun to zap small objects at the party (realizing as I type this that I literally take scans of places and things when I’m out and about which is not that far off)
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looks bonkers good in context
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its also very convenient for editing because what I see in my editor is literally what is rendered in the scene, using all the same shaders and color palette code
oh thats why my computer was running so weird. I was training a gaussian splat and completely forgot lol
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LLM adbot output
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valve famicom
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you don’t look at the cum on the sheets after making love and point at it and say “thats it, there is the love” so why do that when you’re talking about making art
you're running out of time. better start now
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I really like the way my voice sounds in that video…..am I finally orbiting my ideal level of general ambiguity…..?
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@saikou@gts.chuuni.solutions bingo! surprisingly "just works" way to do bokeh-like effects, however compute scales with blur amount since there's more and more overdraw
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@lyrial@transfem.social thank you!! I did, I scanned the space when I went to an abandoned tunnel. concrete spaces like parking lots and industrial rooms scan really really well and look soooo good
Oh no I might set up tailscale today 😬
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shaving megabytes off my splat file size AND regaining spherical harmonics(!!!!) by using .sog instead of .splat format for deployment
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our company will be water positive by 2030. that’s right, we’re spinning up the hydrox reactors and flooding the earth with more water than it’s ever seen before. 0% landmass by 3000 is the goal: we’re calling it 30000%
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I’m gonna start posting fake deltarune spoilers while the asphalt is still wet
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those bricks are like 150 years old
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when faced with a lack of organizational affordances, users will make do
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@FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange can't spoil the punchline
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I love implementing papers!! so fun and funky