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My Audino wearing a shirt that says “please don’t put me in a pokeball I’ll cum!”

What’s up everyone! I’m still upset about buying a ikea bed frame only to find out I needed to buy the wooden slats separately!

Gay men being misogynistic in the year of our luigi 2026. Come on guys the whole "eww vaginas" bit died when Family Guy did it. At least find new ways!

“Carful, I’m an artist so I have the power to draw you pregnant!” Fucking do it then! I’ll pose for you. Come on coward!

Seeing someone who treated me like shit going all in on AI sure does validate all my worst feelings about them!

Many relate to the Tachikoma because they too have a fat ass and the brain of a child.

Becoming a MILF that uses GIFs

Flat chested girl proudly declaring her boobs are superior. “Hah a C? That the best you can do? Get on my level and maybe you could be an A student!”

God of War remake better have Dairy Bastard.

Just think it would have been a useful skill, ya know?

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I'm the Gregg Turkington of the polycule!

Rating fullbody vr trackers based on well they can translate the Macarena to my avatar.

Bud, they’re gunna put me in the machine. What are you so concerned about? I love the machine! I wanna be in the machine! Don’t you wanna be in the machine? No? Okay then, but if you get in the machine let me know!

Shits broken! Luckily I’m not the one that has to fix it.

Can’t wait til the weekend. Getting my paycheck and security deposit back. Going to buy a bunch of horny vr outfits for my avatar.

I think a streamer called Easygoing Anal Angel would be adored by the masses.

Slutty VR

I know some freaks that if they were in Jonah’s position they’d prefer to stay swallowed by the whale.

People talked about Chainsmoker Cat like it was so fucking nasty you'd barf after a few minutes. Please, I seen Tim and Eric bits that were more gross. I seen Trash Humpers this shit ain't nothing to me.

Green Rezzy theory.

Why yes I did watch End of Evangelion again.

Horse

Scarlet’s trainer: who wants a carrot that’s definitely not full of benadryl! Scarlet does!

Thinking of a funny OC comm for the future. What’s the funniest baseball team shirt for an Uma to be wearing?

Boogie Nights had a really Wes Anderson style ending. Going through the entire cast and seeing where they’re at now with a twee atmosphere. But it’s almost entirely everyone digging deeper into the exploited roles they all serve. Yeah you stare in that mirror and tell yourself you’re a beautiful star.

I need to go far away from offices. I’m leaving early today.

Highlander 2 is so funny. Trying to think of another franchise that took such a hard turn in its premise and then they ignored it for every follow up.

Seen way more art of characters as the covergirl for GTA 6 than I have of anything else GTA 6 related.

@lunalapin@slime.global i will, finally going to be able to save again now that the sky isn’t constantly falling.

@idesofmerch@mastodon.social theater troupe

Driven to empty my storage unit this weekend. Doubt I’ll finish but getting at least a bunch of boxes will go a long way to make the new place feel like home.

Thinking of what Scarlet would have for her cellphone. Something from the 90s that cost over a $1000 then. Ofc now it’s wildly out of date and worthless.

@Sharksonaplane@mastodon.sandwich.net feel called out

Oh yeah also because it’s PvE some of the shells are completely useless. Sentinel and Recon are so fuckin worthless when all you have to deal with is infinite spawning bots.

@lunalapin@slime.global also my budget for that outfit splurge is 50$, which goes a long way.

I need to get out of this country.

Guess what came in the mail!

I did see Spiderverse so really should say I haven’t seen anything Peter Parker focused since the Raimi series.

@HotCalc@vtuber.house grass is incredibly bad for your teeth, very gritty.

Oh this silly little tech demo? Yeah fuck it throw it on MegaNet. We need games on there!