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@zipkid@gts.solfood.be @alice@lgbtqia.space @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Barilla not only canned its CEO & profusely apologized for his homophobia, the company immediately initiated a massive restructuring that included reforming internal policies, appointing a chief diversity officer, & partnering with LGBTQ advocacy groups such as GLAAD & Human Rights Campaign. Every year since 2014, Barilla has earned a perfect 100% score on the Human Rights Campaign's Corporate Equality Index, becoming a leader in LGBTQ+, women, & ethnic/racial minorities inclusion. I only know this because I'd been boycotting Barilla since 2013 & then very recently encountered it when I was cooking for elderly shut-ins with donated Barilla pasta. When my test-bite was absofucking delicious, I went to my phone-puter to research the latest.

@maxleibman "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" always comes to mind when the imperial system of measurement is referenced

@ojonnysilva@fosstodon.org They arrested four Black journalists. Either there were no white journalists arrested because they chose not to arrest the white journalists or there were no white journalists there. Both point to systemic racial problems & the last thing anyone should do is split hairs over that fact.

@Daojoan@mastodon.social I'm making my mom's fried chicken, which takes 48 hours to make & I haven't made once since she passed away 13 years ago. I'm in the final hours and swear I smelled her on two separate occasions.

@oantolin@mathstodon.xyz What really chaps my ass is that math & science books used to be $300+ due to manual typesetting of complex equations. The digital age replaced that need, but the prices never came down.

@afreytes@mastodon.gamedev.place I'm not sure this fits the bill, but your query made me think of reduplicatives in Tagolog, which indicate emphasis, intensity, speed, etc. For example, mabilis-mabilis (fast becomes very fast), araw-araw (day becomes every day), ganda-ganda (beauty to most beautiful).

@slop I am announcing a blockade on all the straights.

@maxleibman I would've favorited & boosted this if I could see those tiny icons through my tears.

@mattsheffield@mastodon.social Fuck this. Digital blackface. Disgusting.

@RickiTarr Heat, ice, stretching, & lots of orgasms.

@ojonnysilva@fosstodon.org @QasimRashid@mastodon.social First ask yourself why you have to pose the hypothetical.

@afreytes@mastodon.gamedev.place I immediately thought of wikiwiki after I posted, but awaited your reply in case my example wasn't relevant to your request. Other Hawaiian reduplicatives of which I'm aware, but quite likely lost in Hawaiian to Haole: holoholo (from stroll/amble to run around), mahimahi (strong to brute strength) makemake (like to desire).

@tyzbit When I, as a 7- or 8-year old, asked my mom who Trump was she promptly responded, "A racist fool who inherited all his wealth from his racist parents." She knew in the late 1970s and we lived on the west coast. They voted for him because of their shared racism.

@flexghost I'd prefer a content warning the next time you even consider posting a picture of Joe Scarborough.

@tayfonay@beige.party This is the mug I use when drinking coffee within eyeshot of our MAGA neighbors. I shall forever think of this as doing my part to reverse the hex you unleashed on the earth.

@eri Dear Eri, Cease and desist or else. Signed, Viagra

@benroyce@mastodon.social This is perfect for all of my recipes that call for half a seeded cucumber & half a carrot.🫡

@Nickiquote@mstdn.social Ahem...his proper name is Tim Apple, as it was first bestowed upon him by his Lord and/or Doctor (praise be🙏) on March 6, 2019.

@stavvers I love that about her.

@clintruin@mastodon.social @connynasch@mastodon.social @theleftistlawyer@mastodon.social Eat all the dicks, you absolute tool.

@monkeyninja I had an executive assistant who performed Jon Hamm's John Ham SNL skit from start to finish (with props) whenever I had "the worst fucking day ever." My favorite performance was the first one, when I had no idea about the sketch, and thought she had improved for nearly 5 minutes about her propensity to roam the office eating meat straight out of the deli packaging. https://youtu.be/IiLJsOsRKUI?si=SyPlM_1_tNkPl0nC

@utf_7@mastodon.social @RickiTarr@beige.party No. Absolutely not worse. FFS.

@clock@f.cz @ahltorp@mastodon.nu @huntingdon@mstdn.social @VisualStuart@pdx.social Depends (See Figure 1).

@cwicseolfor@zeroes.ca @Daojoan@mastodon.social I make a ton of her "recipes" (she had zero written recipes), but avoided the fried chicken because I feared I couldn't replicate it & the thought of knowing I'd truly never taste it again made me cry every time. The fried chicken didn't taste exactly like hers, but it was delicious & the process of making it definitely made me feel close to her. That was sweet, indeed.

@QasimRashid@mastodon.social The truth is unless Nancy Mace is even dumber than I imagine--a possibility that I now realize is as equally unlikely as it is likely--she had to know that it was (FAR more likely) a radicalized white Christian nationalist than literally every other group she hoped it was.

@Daojoan@mastodon.social I can't begin to comprehend his wanting to live forever whilst deeply loathing himself.

@xs4me2@mastodon.social @alice@lgbtqia.space If you thought "Well, in fact," in place of the typical mansplainers' "Actually," could shield you, I'm here to tell you it most certainly did not.

@wesdym @Catvalente It was buckshot & supposedly hit a Kevlar vest. There would be evidence if he got off a shot inside a hotel.

@wesdym@mastodon.social 😂 If a Secret Service member 2 was shot in his vest by the alleged assailant as they claim, there would be evidence of that.

@DeliaChristina@sfba.social ⚠️ Ick Warning: Here you go...

@jeffjarvis@mastodon.social People are continuing to die because of the Epstein files.

@cstross@wandering.shop Looks like the physio studied under Larry Nassar.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social Leftism taught me Leftists are racist.

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Many people are saying one of JD Vance's many former names was Robert Donald Bowman. That's his couch cushion.

@georgetakei@universeodon.com I mean this from the bottom of my heart when I say, "Fuck Charlemagne tha God, Fuck Joe Rogan, Fuck NeverTrumpers, & all the lame horses they rode in on!"

@lzg And they more often than not look like this.

@DeliaChristina@sfba.social Larry Ellison told his plastic surgeon to make him look like Donald Trump's father mated with Fire Marshal Bill & Raiders' owner Mark Davis.

@MissingThePt@mastodon.social I hate to give the Tangerine Tyrant any credit, but that Marco is indeed quite "Liddle"