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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum.
الجهل عند الرجال فيه يشبه الليل بدون قمر
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Joined April 25, 2022
Me:
🇸🇾 Proud #ActuallyAutistic independent, Business owner, Adepta Sororitas and Bitchy Lisa Simpson.
Posts:
Politics, memes, NFL, #MastoRando
Every Friday Night:
First Sunday in April:
Fediverse #PledgeDrive
Can someone please tell me why this is so #oddlysatisfying
** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **
Tonight's theme is:
🎸🎵🐟 PRO BASS SHOP 🐟🎵🎸
— 🎵 Post music where bass is the star along with what you’re drinking! 🎶 —
Score: • 5 points: bass gets a feature • 10 points: bass hook so good you hum it • 20 points: bass is the focus all the way through • 25 points: legendary player • 30 points: baby makin’ bass music
🍷Ukraine in the Membrane - Nuclear Power Trio + Stout Beer🍸
Post often • share • make some friends
What books did you grow up with?
Do you share them with family?
Um.
………………is “seducing” the word they should go with here??
Do you still have your sense of wonder?
Omg.
Say hi if you used to do this. Say hi again if you still do.
❤️
He saw a raccoon drowning during a storm and paddled out to save him. That face 😍
Share a naughty meme
1…2…3 go
Ok ok ok
Okay.
Ok.
Someone told me that not only was Pizza Hut good before…But also they had games and a full on buffet?!
Who can confirm????
Hi.
Just stopping by to tell everybody that I’m super Duper straight and that women are gross and that I just bought a Ford F150 super duty and I can burp the alphabet
MURICA.
Carry on.
Reuters polled nearly 1,000 self-identified liberal Democrats
They found the following were reported as *essential* to being a liberal:
• Tax the rich
• Abortion access
• Universal healthcare
• Gun restrictions
• Less support for Israel
• Free college
• Cutting Israel Support
• More immigration
• More foreign aid
Which one would you add?
Which one would you remove?
What would you name this amazing dog?
Happy #Caturday#catsareevil
What’s the greatest movie of all time and why is it Moonstruck?
(Leave a movie you can watch over and over again in the comments)
RIP Sam Neill
What’s your favorite movie of his?
** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **
Tonight's theme is:
🎵📦🔒 CLOSED FOR BUSINESS 🔒📦🎵
— 🎵 Broke up, disbanded, quit or died: post bands that aren’t around anymore along with what you’re drinking! 🎶 —
Score: • 5 points: they had one hit • 10 points: they had more than one hit • 20 points: people still cover them • 30 points: so legendary they’re still talked about
🍷 Temple of the Dog - Hunger Strike + Single Malt🍸
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **
Tonight's theme is:
🎵🎸🤝 UNEXPECTED COLLABORATIONS 🤝🎸🎵
— 🎵 You got peanut butter in my chocolate! you got chocolate in my peanut butter! post unexpected musical pairs along with what you’re drinking! 🎶 —
Score: • 5 points: popular collab • 10 points: complete genre mashup • 20 points: shouldn’t work: didn’t • 30 points: shouldn’t work: did
🍷 Bring the Noise - Public Enemy Anthrax + GnT🍸
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **
Tonight's theme is:
🕯️🎵💔 IN MEMORIAM 💔🎵🕯️
— 🎵 Post artists who have passed away but left an indelible mark along with what you’re drinking! 🎶 —
Score: • 5 points: had a giant hit • 10 points: had a giant album • 15 points: defined an era • 20 points: taken early • 30 points: made a song that will outlive all of us
🍷 Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler + Brecon GnT🍸
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Rot in hell.
** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **
Tonight's theme is:
👴🎵📻 OK, BOOMER! 📻🎵👴
— 🎵 From the 40s to the 60s…share boomer-grooves along with what you’re drinking! 🎶 —
Score: • 5 points: rock n roll or doo-wop • 10 points: Motown or Soul • 20 points: British Invasion • 30 points: defined the era, still played
🍷 Earth Angel - The Penguins
- Harvey Wallbanger🍸
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What are you doing this weekend?
Replying to
@0x575446@mastodon.social When anyone asks me if I like the stones or if I like The Beatles I always say the kinks
Rest in peace ❤️
Josh Kerr just broke world record for a mile in 3:42.66
That’s an average speed of 16.2 mph
…Posting this from my third smoke break of the day.
Do you have an older game that you keep coming back to?
** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **
Tonight's theme is:
🌅🎵🔥 HOT SUMMER NIGHTS 🔥🎵🌅
— 🎵 Staying out late, headed to the club, or even staying in…Share music for hot summer nights along with what you’re drinking! 🎶 —
Score: • 5 points: perfect after sunset • 10 points: sounds better when it’s hot • 20 points: perfect for driving with the windows down • 30 points: only good for summer
🍷 Electric Feel - MGMT+ Tequila Sunrise🍸
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What’s the greatest TV series of all time and why is it Mr. Inbetween?
(you can drop your incorrect suggestions in the comments)
Drop your 10/10 movie, anime, game or tv show that embodies this
Introduce people to something new in the comments…
Replying to on beige.party
I’ve never wanted to not see something this badly in my life
Then this dropped….
Replying to
@FeloniousPunk@beige.party @log@mastodon.sdf.org Is joke! Is funny cause I say I respect your decision when I do not!
How long until the Trump DOJ prosecutes Dr. Fauci?
Leave what you think the charge will be in the comments
How long until the Trump DOJ prosecutes Dr. Fauci? Leave what you think the charge will be in the comments
Replying to
@thegaffer@hobbitwhispers.social Yeah. Back when I was piloting that chopper back in nam. We played this nonstop. Hooah
Replying to
@gary_alderson@infosec.exchange not this week. When you’re the king you can skip the 15h plane ride
Replying to
@thegaffer@hobbitwhispers.social “In more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history”
Replying to
@gary_alderson@infosec.exchange you’re the only fun person in the Fediverse. The only one to answer any of my football posts. You get 10 points.