Vincent Price tried to cabbage his cat!!!!
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KILL HIM, kitty!!!!
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I take it that darkness has fallen across the land, and the midnight hour is close at hand.
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Luckily, for the audience, there IS a way out of this inferno...
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Just put some garlic around Roeweena and she''l be fine
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Kitty Did Nothing Wrong
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@allanb@mastodon.social #Monsterdon #WrongHouse
MacGuffin? Is that like a Scottish Fold?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Fold
SHE'S A MIME!!!
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YES! Cat: 1 Human: 0
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@combatwombat@hachyderm.io @klu9@ohai.social #monsterdon #remonsterdon
"Perhaps some contrast programming. The opposite of Vincent Price. Peter Cushing (who often played the monster hunter, whereas Price is often a villain)"
Contrast programming is a good idea. But wouldn't "the opposite of Vincent Price" be something like: women from outer space?
DUDE get a death certificate before you cremate them!!!
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plot twist: it's not a vat of acid, it'd a deep fryer
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I, too, wander aimlessly through time and space!
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Passengers in steerage are vaping.
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I'm calling it: they ran out of oxygen and this is all their dying hallucination.
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Fire torpedos one and two!
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kitty needs to quit hitting the catnip
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the monsters are the ones on horseback
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it's time for the #monsterdon after-party!!
"Timmy, do you like movies about gladiators?"
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My house-cat is suddenly fascinated. Is this the Death-Knell of Doom for me?!?
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but... wtf does the cat have to do with anything? The cat was the most interesting part of the whole movie.
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kitty's like: "bet you wish you had feline sense of hearing now, huh?"
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these "actors" emote less than modern AIs...
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Where's the BatMobile?
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but who played the kitty?
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"Imagine we played a much better movie in the past. Then...."
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bet that critter has a..... STING OF DEATH!!!
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"We're approaching something of monstruous size... it's a Plot Hole!!!!"
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Summon Mothra!
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oh no I forgot to check doesthecatdie.com ...
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Already I can see these MFers are better organized that the well-funded scientists in the previous movie.
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"Therefore, the solution is: A BOMBING CAMPAIGN!"
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the cat just wants some skritches, ffs
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@crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt #monsterdon #wrongTime
So it all WAS just a hallucination?!? I called it, half hour before I fell asleep!
already some killer dialogue
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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza #Monsterdon
That's OK, Stanton can just seek help from a parallel universe in which he DOES know how to operate the time machine!
THE AFTER-PARTY HAS KITTY!!!!
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Kill Steve and use his oxygen!
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I... can't take it any more... my consciousness slipping away... aaaaarrrghh....
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oh no this tiny creature is hissing at me.
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The cat SEES ALL!!!
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