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Simon Dassow

@simondassow@masto.ai
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Software Developer, Fitness Coach, Consultant

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Joined November 18, 2022
Open Source:
https://codeberg.org/sdassow
Software Consulting:
https://consultwithsimon.tech
House Music:
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Piratenpartij The irony here seems to be using GenAI for images?
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 5mo ago
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@amorgner @tante We as an industry need to be held accountable to begin with. What businesses get away with is unbelievable. Innovation most of the time seems to destroy the planet for capital gains, but it's all good until regulated? That's the wrong mindset, and it needs to stop.
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 6mo ago
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@marz @nash "Consider the benefits of the following deployment strategy and ..."
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@CatAClock @kepano Sort of. They didn't make it, but bought it. That was the first sign to stop using it I think.
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 6mo ago
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@mikrotik I wanted to ask how much they charge, but all I got was static 😉
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 9mo ago
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@toni@zug.network @vkc@linuxmom.net Met so many devs who only did it for the money, it's not even funny. And I'm pretty certain they're into slop now, as they never really cared about the craft.
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 10mo ago
Replying to
@Natasha_Jay Ook!
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 5mo ago
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@Francehelder@mastodon.social I bet it has impressive performance.
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 5mo ago
ai
Of course, even the (smaller) bank I use for my business upsells AI for freelancers now... promising 10x efficiency... which reminds me of psychology of a market cycle and that we must be somewhere around the peak... soon to plateau, followed by "the correction" we're waiting for.
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 5mo ago

Idea for a game: you have to decide if a statement, post, image or whatever is from a drunk person or a slop machine.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 5mo ago

New (old) Microsoft/Minecraft dark pattern in the wild: emails about failed charges to something never subscribed to (only bought a license years ago).

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 21mo ago
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@autonomysolidarity@todon.eu An sich doch eher "Is your child human?", oder?
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@tante Or straight up fascism as a service given who peddles it.
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@ErikUden Falls jemand noch mehr Gründe brauch um auszuwandern...
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 9mo ago
Replying to
@simoon@post.lurk.org And if you mix them: https://cooklang.org/
Cooklang – Recipe Markup Language
Cooklang

Cooklang – Recipe Markup Language

Cooklang is a markup language for recipes.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 6mo ago
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@momo @MMagdowski Wäre ja komisch wenn's nicht wieder auf Keine Intelligenz rausläuft.
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 7mo ago
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@mntmn This is the way! Keeping the craft alive!
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 9mo ago
@signalapp No. Not as long as the salaries at the top are as ridiculously high as seen earlier this year. Get your finances in order first, then consider asking for donations. There are better things to sponsor then sillycon valley style salaries.
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 20mo ago
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@djlink@mastodon.gamedev.place Let's talk about measurement units then... 😂
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 23mo ago
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@ian@phpc.social @syntaxseed@phpc.social Along those lines I would like to mention Fyne, a GoLang based native UI toolkit that runs on mobile and other devices. Quite the relief to get back to "real" user interfaces 😉
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 14mo ago
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@davebloggt@toot.kif.rocks Able to decrypt: capitalism.
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 9mo ago
Replying to
@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Could explain Firefox?
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 13mo ago
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@MeanwhileinCanada@ohai.social Reputation for what? From the looks maybe colonization?
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 7mo ago
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@JennyFluff@chitter.xyz @cwebber@social.coop @KimPerales@toad.social AWS is now Apparently Web Slop
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 5mo ago
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@devtest@framapiaf.org @beyondmachines1@infosec.exchange Ruined?
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 18mo ago
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@tagesschau@ard.social Sagt doch einfach was es ist: Vetternwirtschaft.
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@delta Nice dig at one of the biggest criticisms for Signal and why it isn't worth donating I think. Many foundation salaries are BigTech grotesque, so this is really nice to see in contrast.
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@snornik Security Sloperator? 😂
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 11mo ago
Replying to
@VQuaschning@mastodon.green Deutschland exportiert noch was anderes als Waffen?
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 5mo ago
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@ascherbaum@mastodon.social Ist die Regierung (indirekt) nicht eh Teil des Kartells? Besonders mit dem ganzen Lobbyismus kann man nicht ernsthaft glauben dass die im Interesse des Volkes - oder wenigstens eines Großteils davon - handelt.
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 5mo ago
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@amorgner @tante As far as I can see, our current systems have no mandatory accountability, and lack necessary consequences in breach of it - it's a conceptual problem, which, unless addressed will never stop the loop of exploitation before regulation. In concrete terms that means companies can't just be virtual legal entities that worst case are just shut down, at best with financial downsides, while the damage is done. And it includes boards and shareholders as well next to customers.
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@AaronDavid The alt text still seems to be loading as well?
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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai
· 23mo ago
Replying to
@Ruhrnalist@mastodon.social I recommend considering Dunbar's Number as an upper limit instead, as it reflects how we can cope with group dynamics.
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