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AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@beige.party
mastodon 4.6.6Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Joined August 04, 2023
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social No harm in a quick fiddle
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
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@LALegault@newsie.social No, just moderately happy, considering the shitty mess the world is in
The first rule of "Condescending Club" is really quite complex - and to be honest with you, I don't think you'd understand it even if I explained it to you in very simplistic terms. 😏😂
My wife says I can be an idiot sometimes.
Pretty cool of her to give me permission like that.
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost