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@touk@smores.town They should make a Scottish remake of The Guyver.
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I will probably decline your follow request if you haven't interacted in some way with me. I'll still probably decline it if you have.
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Originally Joined March 2018 on mastodon.social
I hate D&D 5E
I'm the comedy equivalent of the small bird that picks food out of the mouth of a crocodile.
"I'm your number one fan forever." - @deneb@cooler.mom
"I knew somebody would say this and I should have guessed you." - @touk@dads.cool (@touk@smores.town)
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@timnitGebru@dair-community.social If so-called "Free Market" capitalists weren't hypocrites, they'd simply evaporate. Hypocrisy is the fundamental force that holds their molecules together.
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@rysiek what if Mastodon didn't survive and this is all limbo?
For Sale: Baby Shoes, New In Box
I hope there's a Timothee Chalamet impersonator out there named Temuthee Chalamet.
Masters of the Universe ruled. It was a power ballad of a movie.
Jawnmower
A podcast I was listening to was talking about Venezuela Fury and I just assumed that was the illegal Maduro extradition, but no, that's Tyson Fury's daughter.
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@radicalrobit@laserdisc.party @funkula@goblin.camp Haha, incredible.
Just heard a sentence that would kill Thomas
CEO giving a speech to skittish investors, using therapy language to condemn them for only being there for the company when times are good.
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@timmy Who could have seen this coming.
We have friends who are vegan, which is fine, but the wife also doesn't eat mushrooms so I can basically do nothing.
New display name for @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style :
AI Guychosis
Typesetters are an extremely British profession. Oh, you're going to use a bunch of dingbats to make a dinkus?
Get real.
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@argv_minus_one @rysiek cause it's limbo, not heaven
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@jonbro@friend.camp They're named that because they're going to burst.
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@unlofl@mstdn.social @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style That's called "Mastodon Circa Four Years Ago"
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@sugar@goblin.camp I hope it works for you. This is basically how I live and it kinda rules.
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@touk@smores.town downwrong bass
@Thomas@laserdisc.party, something's gonna come up involving MechaGodzilla at some point this weekend, so I may need to tap you for your kaiju knowledge.
Found someone in Chicago who might like MechaGodzilla more than Thomas likes Godzilla.
Probably not more than Thomas likes Mothra though, his canonical wife.
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@siege@masto.hackers.town Very cool but also a damn shame.
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@senj@surf.cyberspace.club Thanks man, this is pretty funny.
Hmmm could upgrade my internet to 5Gbps symmetrical for only $40 a month more.
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@ejk@mathstodon.xyz Fight someone
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@checkervest@laserdisc.party our blanket flower is similarly blooming
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@touk@smores.town downbad bass
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@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style Very funny to throw a tantrum at the bits of RAM that currently hold the illusion of consciousness. We're so cooked.
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@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style I was thinking Alvin but I think Alexander works better, yeah.
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@touk@smores.town Okay, that's it *Supers Your Bon Bon*
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@siege@masto.hackers.town I wonder if that "ALTAR" is a real font or just some letters made specifically for this project.
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@alex@dads.cool @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style chickpea oil? Sounds like someone needs to go to the urologist.
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@ZachWeinersmith The original Ennui comic is how I learned that word way back in the day and I think about it maybe once a month.
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@WoozleWuzzle I mean, do you like the shoes or just the laces?
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@astro_jcm@mastodon.online Huh, they have some very cool sets. I'm a sucker for steampunk stuff, and I like some of those builds. Thanks for vouching for them.
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@timmy r/minimalism must be jerking their dicks clean off their bodies right now
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@timmy seeing that it's in concert with storycorps makes sense, they literally want people to record their stories to tell the world.
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@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website from the twisted mind of amory pisscotheque
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@overholt@glammr.us It turns out the death mask is yours, dear reader.
New Root expansion should arrive tomorrow. Bats and frogs
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@signalstation@raggedfeathers.com Thanks for the reminder, backed.
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@fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe my headphones are very light, but they wrap around the back, which I think prevents me from taking it off during the twilight of sleep
Can someone lend me $660,000, the new electric Ferrari is very cool
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@everybodyvotes getting the absolutely unsettling suspicion that the votes here aren't federating properly, which means the only other vote I see is @touk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiq5GL0q-ew These things are so cute.
If I wear my headphones to bed, I'm more likely to keep my cpap mask on through the night.
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@Aleums@timeloop.cafe @edstink@normal.style I second this Jake, this sucks.
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