the jaker 2

This reads like one of my posts

They don’t need to make all those different types of Oreos. They got it right the first time

The gas company sent us a scratch and sniff gas leak brochure

Anybody else having trouble sourcing rat shit and rat piss to huff?

She gives me Head Flanders and I go okily dokily

Really, really can’t be having a section, with this title, in your Wikipedia page

I love that, after 70 years of technological innovation, the best way to slow down the return module is still “parachutes”

Thomas Elbows Edison

My name is Egg Dinner

😀🔫

https://www.wired.com/story/geese-chaotic-good-marketing-industry-plant/ Makes sense. Now let’s get someone to investigate MJ Lenderman

It has been such a treat watching Conservative Catholics lose their entire minds because two Popes in a row said they should treat everyone like they’re their equals

What’re they called? Stacy’s Peter chips? Is that, like, a Ruth’s Chris type deal?

No! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Bath mat is short for Batthew Matthew

Truly one of my favorite things to do is watch/read something and wonder who everyone is acting so weird

I guess it’s not all that surprising that I find The Devil Wears Prada extremely annoying

Melania Trump: Actually, You Were The One Who Knew Epstein

Kentucky = Ireland (Unified)
West Virginia = Scotland
Virginia = England
Wales = North Carolina

Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. Yes, these are The Simpsons