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should I buy these ludicrous shoes? 👀

that nyt scrabble game won't let me play MORBIN, as in "it's morbin' time". scandal

wrangled 90% of our bargaining unit to say no to our company's pay offer. hell yeah!

imagine they get Farscaped

so dumb, they didn't launch at night when they could see where they're going 🤦‍♂️

sorry to the haters but bangers and mash is an unassailable dinner

genuinely can't believe everyone is out there having feelings and not being quietly devastated about this in every single second of existence

not being funny right but ... I'm actually great?? more people should see that and love me, imo 🌚

I don't want to be too recency biased, and also I've never been like super into the battle mechanics, but ... what if Pokopia is actually maybe the best ever pokémon game? 👀

I wish I could get to being cool with the idea that maybe nobody will ever match the enthusiasm I have for them, in whatever way that is, but ... I think I can't

drumk when I have to go to the office tomorrow? it's more likely than you think!

gotta start getting up earlier so I see more daylight hours in pokopia 😭😭

you can tell when I'm definitely, absolutely fine when I'm full headphones mode in the office, blasting Alanis Morissette ✌️✌️

I'm gonna be like fucking 70 and when I'm sad or overwhelmed vine compilations will still be the only thing to get me through, yknow?

has anyone else landed on Palestinian rap battle tiktok recently? because it's genuinely the best thing that's happened to me in months

so the mario galaxy movie is basically gonna be nintendo wreck-it ralph? hmm

when will mario odyssey 2 return from war? 😩

netinyahu has butthole cancer lmao

could finally pick up my birthday present from my mum this weekend 🙌🙌 (asked for rather than her choice lmao)

@Thomas@laserdisc.party really sorry to hear what happened. you mean a lot to a lot of people so hang in there 💜🫂

normally I don't have guilty pleasures because why be guilty but, I think the non-"current affairs" South Park episodes are my actual guilty pleasure 😬😬

we had a union recruitment event today to try and get people involved from other departments and like, they just didn't fucking show up at all. I'm trying so hard and it's for us all collectively and people don't fucking care?? I dunno, I guess we should keep plugging away but this country seems so down to lick the boot it's hard to keep trying to tell them they could maybe not do that

Joaquin is the Spanish version of the name Joker

if there's one thing I want to be remembered by after I'm gone it's the prodigious size of my digital presence

halfway through Something Very Bad is Going to Happen and this show fucking *rules*!!

I think I'm emotionally broken and I can't see ever not being like that