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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 4mo ago

8MB for graphics
8MB for audio
8MB for what we will

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 3w ago

frontloading 2~3 star 1990s movies for #ModularFilmFestival / #LastFourWatched

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 5mo ago

some folks believe we can "terraform mars" when we can't even "put a headphone jack in a phone" any more

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 3mo ago

I am the world's #1 biggest dummy when it comes to speaking french, but watching a movie and seeing "café au lait" subtitled as "café olé" is now my villain origin story

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 5mo ago

the way you move just has a certain "je ne sais qwop",

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 5mo ago

Saks Fifth Element

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 5mo ago

nintendo mori

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 3mo ago

it's cease and desist not steve and desist

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 3mo ago

workshopping some vague hot take about how we hate classic movies being remade and sold again with updated effects, but we go bananas for classic videogames being remade and sold again with updated effects. it's gonna be awful. watch this space

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 3mo ago

driving one single Lamborghinus

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 3mo ago

Star Trek da Mets Generation

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 4mo ago

Strictly legally speaking, the knife reveal in 12 Angry Men was "cool as hell" and "game over, bozos"

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 3mo ago

The Mandalorian and

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 4mo ago

Replying to

if you blink, you'll miss 200 wild choices made. remains the funniest movie ever, despite having zero jokes.

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 4mo ago

Replying to

laugh along with all your favorite moments, such as

sitcom style roll call
bus stop gag
laughing watermelon
the hat, jacket, cat tosses
"aunt getting her energy back" montage
wind always blowing on the stepmother

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 5mo ago

"Don't make me tap the sign"

the sign: Have A Nice Day

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 3mo ago

mansplane

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 3mo ago

World of Cup

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 3mo ago

I'm picturing one of those "Knows What ___ Is / Uses ___" quadrant alignment charts but it's "Knows Who Directed The Marvel Movies / Has Seen The Marvel Movies"

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 4mo ago

groverhausu

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 4mo ago

Replying to

I've learned more about Obayashi and seen more of his films, he was seemingly a big sweetie who loved life and imagination and youth (and hated war), all of that is evident in House but packaged in such a slapstick way. equally valid to enjoy it as a surface level "bonkers horror comedy" ('horror' and 'comedy' in the biggest scare quotes ever)

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 4mo ago

Replying to

second time watching House. simply gobsmacked. #MovieClub

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 3mo ago

potato chaps

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 5mo ago

legend of zelda tostitos of lime

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Ted KASSO @touk@smores.town

· 4mo ago

Replying to

let's be honest, most movies are some weighted mix of other media (photography, storywriting, music scoring, audio plays and stage plays, illustration, etc) but House is one of those that are film-first, every scene is moviemaking magic, greater than sum of its parts, yadda yadda yadda

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