Olive

well fucknuts.
Stitch Fix doesn't seem to be able to offer both "men's" and "women's" clothes (aka "clothes") on the same user profile. did some searching and enby Reddit is years-long pissed about it.
i don't really have the energy to be pissed. i'm sitting in an urgent care waiting room, and i am tired. i just want them to send me a skirt or nice blouse once in a while. 🫩

fantastic. i rearranged my desk. in moving my #laptop dock and monitors, apparently, something ... changed, somehow? #Linux no longer seems to detect external monitors connected via dock (2 DP, 1 HDMI). which... what?

keyboard and ethernet connected to this same dock are working just fine, as are external speakers.

it is literally THE SAME. same laptop, same cables, same monitors, same dock. did the local dark matter or magnetic field or something change? tachyons detected?

#amdgpu FWIW

absolute sickos out here, man. just nasty.

for after all, this must be read as:
maximum cum
cummin'
cum production
cum sum could be "total of all cum" or "cum some more"

i never watched Voyager when it first aired, for essentially forgotten reasons. i think we had UPN briefly and then did not?
i've not watched any Trek newer than Voyager. Enterprise never appealed. and i don't have (or want) a Paramount+ subscription.

anyway, what i came to say is that i would probably have much more appreciated the absolute rampant horniness of Voyager when it first aired. 😂 i started high school the same year the series began.

hey fedifriends,
any transmasc boys want to do a Face/Off?
not the child murder or any of the violence. just the face swapping.
i am sick to death of stubble. 😮‍💨
love,
me

😮‍💨

i have to travel for work again tomorrow.
i am driving.
i am not-so-secretly hoping at least one of the three corporate overlords flying out of ATL get held up because of {gestures broadly} take your pick:
* TSA lack of staffing (i also do not work if i don't get paid, no shade),
* ICE (fuick ICE, all shade),
* generally short-staffing (shade to airlines, no shade to workers),
* typical pre-torment-nexus airline stuff.
because i enjoy schadenfreude, and i fucking told you so.

i'm sure my little pocket of fedizen weirdos is already aware, but i've been out of town and mostly offline, so just in case: if you have a GitHub account, fix your heart or die... wait, sorry. change your settings or Microsoft will consider your existence in their digital airspace consent to take your shit.
https://github.blog/news-insights/company-news/updates-to-github-copilot-interaction-data-usage-policy/

yeah, ok, i am a basic petty bitch.
but when i see, under "Languages" in a github project:
JavaScript 97.1%
i just feel the hives coming on.
i know. it's not them it's me. it's fine.