Quiz: "I have a fear of being abandoned. Strongly disagree, disagree, neutral, agree, strongly agree"
Me: "Hmm, no, I'm not afraid of being abandoned, I expect it. Better click 'disagree'."
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cassie Willowbriar
@Willowbriar@chaosfem.tw
mastodon 4.7.2+glitchHello this is the profile of the Willowbriars, mainly featuring host cassandra [kəˈsændrə]
We're a plural, therian, intersex, altersex, genderfluid, transabled, polyamorous aromantic pansexual soft moth puppy plushie friend object.
Professional internet rent-lowerer
Call me "good boy" if you want to fluster me
Voted hottest histrionic personality disorder girlie two years in a row (i polled myself)
I will say odd things. I may have confusing reactions. I am not great at acting human.
Partnered with @NoApollonia@cyberpunk.lol and some of my headmates
💟 sinlm cej 💟
See below: A stately pleasure dom's decrees
420 Followers
423 Following
50 Posts
Joined January 25, 2024
cursed
face your demons
do not fight your demons
have tea with your demons
dismantle capitalism with your demons
I encourage everyone that wants to try HRT to do so, and to get it through the official channels if possible,
but if that doesn't work, also know that there are other ways to get it
Song is titled "She's Homeless"
genre is House
wat
What's it like to believe in a better future?
Is everyone just roleplaying the person they want to be
I love new experiences. Even if it's something that i am unlikely to enjoy. I'm the sort of individual that would do the spicy chip challenge. I'm the target audience for Jones Soda's Thanksgiving Dinner flavored soda. I once touched the exposed wires of a 120-volt cord, because the electronics class instructor said it would hurt A Lot and i wanted to know how much was A Lot. (Spoiler: it was a lot.)
Partial lunar eclipse visible in about 23 hours, peaking at 12:13 AM EST at around 96% totality.
Moon go dark
oh fuck is Caine autism-coded
was that a meltdown at the end of ep.8
why do i relate to this character so much
biphobia, transphobia, meme
When i looked more like a guy, "guy smell" gave me anxiety. Early in transition, it disgusted me. Now i want to lick the post-workout sweat off of a guy's abs.
There's more to me than lewd jokes and depression. There's also kindness, i think.
Hot / Crazy Test just showing me what everybody already knows
Nothing like a glass of absinthe to chase away the morbs
I feel like i should be sitting in a wingback chair before a fireplace, with a bust of Pallas nearby
Replying to
@QuietMisdreavus@squad.town Oh nice, that's sort of what i used to do! I spent ten years writing change orders, risk assessments, and IQOQ protocols for biomedical equipment installation. I loved it. The job didn't pay as much as it should have but i felt fulfilled knowing that my efforts were improving the quality of life for patients. The place fired me when i came out as trans but i am glad to have helped people for as long as i did.
one day someone is going to use a neopronoun for me just out of the blue and i'm going to be like 🤯
You want this beautiful flying rainbow unicorn mount in Final Fantasy 14?
Give Jeff Bezos $20 and it can be yours.
Fuck everything about this.
Oh nice, Endacopia released yesterday
If i could have any superpower, i would want the ability to know exactly what everyone really thinks of me.
Gods, armored Mewtwo is so fucking cool i wish it was in the games
Too poor to afford healthcare so i can't get antidepressants or therapy
Going to job interviews so i can't have nonprescription or illicit drugs on a potential drug test
The fuck am i supposed to do when i'm too sad to get out of bed
I want to live someplace where it never gets colder than like -5°C and never warmer than 15.5°C.
why does my brain sometimes get stuck in a loop of replaying moments of transphobia
kink
What's wrong honey? You haven't touched your 7ilk.
I know at least four Junes, four Liliths, and three other Cassandras, none of whom are cisgender
Me starting HRT: "I will be happy with any results at all except for *describes my exact present shape at this moment*."
But things will change. Maybe they'll get better, who knows. Or maybe i don't look as awful as i think i do.
Imagine inventing a sci-fi universe in which they invented faster-than-light travel but it still takes some time to arrive at their destination
Just say they have teleportation, you cowards
I should dye my hair black?
I take two naps in the morning
I take two naps at night
I take two naps in the afternoon
it makes me feel all right
I take two naps, when i'm asleep
and two when i awake
I take two naps before i take two naps, and then another nap i take
Replying to
@siblingsofthevoid@void.lgbt Yep! Employers in the US typically require a drug urinalysis as a condition for hiring someone. They also can require current employees to take random drug tests.
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I found this old bra while going through my closet and had to try it on. It's at least two cup sizes too small, and it might be hard to see from this view but my boobs were muffin-topping over the cups something fierce.
Boobs in a bra photo, no eye contact.
Replying to
@siblingsofthevoid@void.lgbt not only is it legal, it's ubiquitous. Most testing facilities have a form to fill out to account for false positives.
If a prescription runs out we are supposed to turn the remainder in to a pharmacy so they can destroy it. Nobody does, but that's what the FDA recommends.
One of the many reasons why we need someone to rescue us
All i need is stable housing, enough food to eat, and like a hundred bucks every nine months or so for my HRT. I'm not asking much from the world. Apparently more than it wants to provide me, though.
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Say what you want about Sonic Heroes, i thought Team Rose was adorable
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I say, "I voice trained to this song!" a lot but honestly i voice trained to whatever i could a whole fucking lot
On everything. Whatever song bubbles to the surface, whether it's Korn, Simon & Garfunkel, even Gilbert & Sullivan.
What i really, truly, always wanted was to sing like Karen Carpenter. Still not there yet, after all these years. But i'm still practicing.
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Ran out of joy, ran out of spite, subsisting on pure masochism and self-flagellation
he said it he said the thing
#monsterdon #inthemouthofmadness
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What do you call a disabled woman that ignores her disabilities to help the dozen or so other disabled people in her life
There's no punchline i just really wanna know
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"Now, keep in mind this is a 16-bit system. You won't be able to do, say, a four-movement symphony."
Nobuo Uematsu: "Hold my beer."
Can someone log into me and install some intelligence and skill
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My entire fucking timeline is goose this is the most chaotic thing that's happened to me in weeks i love y'all so much
Replying to
@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social qhat if i assign genders and personalities to every inanimate object
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Not saying i'm kinky or whatever but i was laying on the floor and my partner lightly playfully kicked me in the back and i involuntarily moaned a little