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@alice@lgbtqia.space I read one a while back that made me giggle.
"Are you a workplace health and safety violation? Because you need a proper railing."
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mastodon 4.7.3Bewildered Dad. Dirty old man. He/Him/They/Them, not fussy. Big, autistic daftie. Crisps Influencer. Beard Person. Enormous lefty. Heavy metal enthusiast.
I like old computers, video games, swearing, F1, and getting the shit kicked out of me in mosh pits for some reason. 
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I miss the days when NFTs were the stupidest thing I'd ever heard of.
UKPol, Not Terrible
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social As much as I love the Falcon 9 workhorse, SpaceX's persistence with Musk's vanity projects and Starlink littering the sky has really killed the enjoyment.
Sometimes in life, the only reasonable option is to play Motörhead at an ear-splitting, antisocial volume #metal #rockandroll
I've seen that people are complaining about certain instances wanting to block out Facebook/Meta and that we should consider the "normal users" and embrace the possibility of mainstream adoption.
We have considered this and decided that certain demographics have decades of experience of being abused and harassed by Mainstream, Normal Users and having a safe haven away from that is more important than allowing Johnnie Randomnumbers to have the ability to debate their existence at them.
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@arstechnica@mastodon.social The existing social media has been a toxic hellhole for years. That's why we left.
The way to keep social media pleasant is to keep algorithms and Big Money out of it.
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@grumpygamer@mastodon.gamedev.place Fuck it, why not?
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
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So yeah, I’m in Japan. It’s fucking mental and I look like a dork.
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I know that sounds flippant, but it's true. I'd rather use an offline Amiga with a local copy of Wikipedia on my NAS than use the internet service that The Man wants us to use.
To lighten the mood, here's the top five funniest things I've ever seen in person:
1) Colin accidentally blowing up his treacle pudding
2) My mum slipping in the mud and ending up flailing around on her back in a cloud of Dad when we were scattering his ashes
3) Colin "falling up a hole"
4) Si climbing on top of his kitchen cupboards and inevitably falling through them
5) My son, singing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" beautifully but farting loudly instead of singing the word "year" at the end
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@manon Thank you, I'd much rather try and work this out than do the work I'm supposed to be doing!
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I saw Eihwar a few weeks ago and this fucking DICK in front of me spent the entire show alternating between recording long videos and posting them on fucking Facebook.
I responded, as usual, by shouting “CUNT CUNT CUNT WANKER CUNT” etc, during a few of his recordings
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@ephemeromorph@topspicy.social Weirdly enough, it's 100% legal to make a film where actors pretend to *kill* their step-brothers.
Completely normal priorities in this fucking country.
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It’s a good job it wasn’t a death metal show. When I saw Cannibal Corpse, this DICK kept reaching out with his phone IN FRONT OF MY FACE to record Corpsegrinder from a better angle.
I swiped his arm away a couple of times.
On the third time, I grabbed him and threw him in the pit. I often wonder if his phone survived.
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@jk Yes! I do like a Mac, but macOS 26 looks like absolute garbage. The massively over-rounded window corners and the weird fringing around the dock icons looks like crap.
Also don't get me started on Liquid Glass. Liquid Ass more like.
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@girlonthenet@mastodon.social Great name for a band!
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@jake4480@c.im @wendigo@metalhead.club @HailsandAles@metalhead.club @rtw@mastodon.sdf.org @AlfeeDee@metalhead.club @Kitty@metalhead.club @umrk@metalhead.club @pephorror@metalhead.club @c0m4@metalhead.club @nnenov@mastodon.social @swampgas@metalhead.club @flockofnazguls@mastodon.social @andymakes@mastodon.art When the kick drums come in under the slow riff at about 02:30 OOOF
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@ephemeromorph@topspicy.social Especially not if your step-sister's bangers are hanging out
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Goon Goggles was right there!
Listening to Bolt Thrower for the first time in a while. I would, frankly, sell several organs to see them live. #metal
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Oh I just remembered one show I went to where some cockhead was recording everything by holding up a fucking IPAD
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@girlonthenet@mastodon.social I get the fear when I write scripts to automatically deploy software to people at work. I can't imagine the butthole-puckering that writing the code to safely land people on the FUCKING MOON would give me
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@ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social My mum threatened me with that a lot! And being sent away to boarding school.
In hindsight, there's no way my mum could've afforded to send me there.
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@TLB73 I was on my knees WAILING with laughter
[Linux Desktop Users 🤝 Christian Fundamentalists]
"Evolution is a load of old wank"
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@JimTheSG Haha, perfect! My current method is to stand near where they're holding their phone and yell "CUNT WANKER PHONE-CUNT WHATTA-WANKER" to ruin their recording.
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IT'S ALRIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6kusyz8kyI
Six Feet Under - Unmistakable Smell of Death (Lyric Video)
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Like, I've ripped the piss out of SFU for a long time. Nightmares of The Decomposed is one of the worst albums ever made in the history of recorded music.
But that, it's alright! It's fine! #metal
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@nieuemma@mastodon.de @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Yeah, cranking it while you can't see your surroundings is a dangerous game
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@girlonthenet@mastodon.social What are they called on Threads? Threets?
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@girlonthenet@mastodon.social It's got a really weird vibe about it. Like an old shopping mall full of fake storefronts to hide the emptiness.
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@girlonthenet@mastodon.social Haha, as far as I can tell so far, it's mostly "Is the craft upright. Is anyone trying to manually control it."
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@reneestephen@mastodon.social The first time I did that to my daughter, she just put her hand to her face to check her nose and then looked at me like I was a fucking dipshit.
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@girlonthenet@mastodon.social I need to have a read of this. I sort of understand assembly a *bit*. I want to see if there's anything spicy in there.
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@bram@gamedev.lgbt Hahaha, that’s brilliant
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@vowe Three times here!
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@mjdxp Fuck it. Give me RHEL. I mostly know how to punch it into submission at work
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@WiteWulf Been here for 2 weeks but I’ve been too busy to post! We’re leaving tomorrow and I don’t want to go.
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@devlin I shall investigate!
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@Pepijn@mastodon.online I have never sat on a cow. I've been near one though
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@devlin Is there a drop in mechanical replacement? I'd be well up for that
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@devlin Is that actually a thing? My 6128's keyboard is...not fantastic