JustEat's AI image generator does not have 'soda bread' in its training data.
Found on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/JustEatUK/comments/1wmakng/ai_vs_soda_bread/
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mastodon 4.7.3I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
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@fesshole@mastodon.social Sounds like sensory processing disorder. I have it too.
Make sure to clean your toilet in case you get Skibidi-fied and have to live in a mucky bowl.
I was looking at the Conservative Party website earlier out of curiosity. I assumed most people and politicians have the same overall ideas of what needs to be done, and just have different ideas about the best way to do that. I wanted to compare those ideas.
But the Conservatives' plan for Britain includes "End Labour’s ban on new oil and gas licences and maximise extraction from the North Sea." That's cartoon villain behaviour! Such thinking is so alien to me.
Most of us would have an "Are we the baddies?" moment if we found ourselves trying to bankrupt Amnesty International.
Poos coming out of my sigmoid colon. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/1wlkk2h/sliding_bread_loaves/
Felt uncomfortably full of farts all afternoon. Now doing massive shits like Bungle's fingers coated in Vaseline.
I'm a non-believer but I kind of wish I'd been raised Catholic for the aesthetic. Nuns! Stained glass windows! There's a reason the Catholic to goth pipeline is so robust. Plus I feel guilty all the time anyway.
I had a confusing discussion with someone because they were correctly using the term 'AI' for neural networks (i.e. 'proper' AI) and I assumed they were talking about LLMs (which are just algebra and corporate fuckery), because that's how every fucker uses the term now. The term 'AI' is used for too many unrelated things! We need new words.
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@transactualuk@mastodon.social I'm glad you're staying, but maybe you should consider moving the account to another instance. A lot of instances have mastodon.social blocked. Its status as the 'default' instance means it attracts a lot of spambots and bastards.
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@fesshole@mastodon.social Are you dating Gollum?
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@fesshole@mastodon.social I bet you haven't actually done this.
It is hilarious to me that 'nuclear power' is just a steam engine. As a kid I thought we were somehow magically harvesting the atomic energy. But nah, it's just water get hot, turbine go brrr.
I don't normally like fake meat, because if I wanted the meat taste I would just eat actual meat, and I think veg dishes should stand on their own merits instead of having to pretend it's something it's not. I adore cauliflower but fuck off with pretending it's barbecued meat. Make a nice aloo gobi!
That said, I've developed a taste for Sainsbury's Plant Pioneers VLT because sometimes I want to eat something that tastes processed as fuck, and it is.
When I'm at my mum's house, we say which size coffee we want by referring to the animal on the cup. "Do you want fish, crab or bunny?"
Bum update
Goblin blogger 1: Your blog has a lot of link rot. I mean this in a complimentary way, because we are goblins.
Goblin blogger 2: I know, I am also a goblin.
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@darkghostindustries@mastodon.social @anon_opin@mastodon.social It's when bodies are left to decompose in nature for the purposes of forensic study. I don't know why OP thinks London should have a dozen of those. Could get a bit whiffy.
It's kind of amazing to me when people talk about reading fanfics while not having read/watched/played the source material.
The appeal of fanfics as opposed to original fiction is that the author doesn't need to explain who and what everything is, because the audience already knows. As a result, I find that fanfic of works I don't know tends to be pretty incomprehensible! "Captain Cutlery rotated the turgles in the skoonspruit." I dunno what they're doing or why!
Is there a service that's like a cleaner but they make you clean alongside them and teach you how to do it right? I think I need that.
My mum hated being made to do chores as a kid, so she vowed that her own children would never have to. That was a kind sentiment, but it did me a disservice because I grew up in a house that apparently kept itself clean with no effort on my part, so I'm so unprepared for how much constant effort it is to keep a home clean.
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@JanPV@mastodon.social I can go there Wednesday the 22nd of July. If you don't have any other takers by then, I'd be happy to.
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@emf@social.emfcamp.org Thank you for abiding by principles.
Can't see the haters because I've got cum on my glasses
I wish all Reform voters a very die and explode and explode and die. Go pull flags out your urethra.
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Back when Twitter was fun, I made 'bumhole' trend in the UK because I started a hashtag game of replacing 1 word in book titles with 'bumhole'.
I write fanfic on AO3 and some of the terms I came up with for my fics have been taken up by other writers in the same fandom. It makes me happy to see!
For years, I was put off from joining the Green Party because of their anti-nuclear power stance. Nuclear power is cool and good, and the UK is right in the middle of a tectonic plate, so no earthquakes, innit.
But wind and solar are improving so much, we probably don't need to bother chasing nuclear any more.
Now I just don't want to join the Greens because they seem a bit unhinged and unready for power.
There's a French bulldog I see being walked. It has similar colours and markings to a Siamese cat, so I keep mistaking it for a big chunky cat on a lead.
In character design, what's the significance of an elastoplast over the bridge of the nose? Is it meant to show that the character is a skater? I see it a lot in designs but I've never seen anyone with a bandaged nose in real life.
Vexed at CSS. I want something to span 100% of the screen width. If I use "width: 100%;" it falls short. (Why? God knows.) If I use "width: 100vw;" it works but adds a horizontal scrollbar, because vw doesn't take the user's vertical scrollbar into account!
https://dev.to/tepythai/why-100vw-causes-horizontal-scrollbar-4nlm
So I have to decide which style crime to commit!
Funnily enough, this doesn't happen on mobile browsers. I think it's because they have weird little scrollbars (the wee floating slab).
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@JanPV@mastodon.social It has been atrociously hot over here! That's why I volunteered to go during this week instead of the week before. :D (It's slightly cooler now.)
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@JanPV@mastodon.social Were you able to send a helper, or did you still need someone?
"Do you want to get soggy and sit near a bunch of strangers and eat crisps in your vestanpance?"
Not really.
"Do you want to go to the beach?"
Yeah!
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I never got the advice 'make a big task easier by breaking it into smaller tasks.' Okay, now I have fifty fuckin tasks. How does that help?
Discovered something weird about the scanners at work. They're the type that lets you either put a stack of paper in a hopper, or scan a single sheet on the platen glass. I've discovered that if you put something on the glass and put a document in the hopper, it scans both! For example, if you put a pink A5 paper on the glass, and a white sheet of A4 in the the hopper, you'll get a scan of the A4 document with a pink bit obscuring it. Mad. Why does it work that way?
Why do medical practitioners say 'sharp scratch' when they're about to use a needle on you? It's not a scratch. It's a poke.
Bad fuckin day to wear black trousers.
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@fesshole@mastodon.social Eh? AI doesn't offer any insights. It just farts out an aggregate of its training data.
Years ago a family friend gave me a bracelet with meteorite pieces on it. The first (and only) time I wore it, one of the meteorite pieces broke off somewhere outside, and I never found it. (I'd like to think a magpie took it.)
Last week I took the bracelet to a jeweller to get it made into a necklace and to redistribute the pieces so there wasn't a gap. I went to pick it up today and it was missing another piece! They're going to chase the workshop for me. I'll be so annoyed if it's gone.
Christ. My password with my mortgage provider cannot (that's cannot) have special characters. Letters and numbers only. What kind of raggedy-ass database?
Saw three of these fuckers flying east. They just came back, presumably going back to base in Oxfordshire. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_Chinook_(UK_variants)
How would you know if you were allergic to pineapple? Pineapple already makes your mouth tingle even if you're not allergic.
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@neatnik@social.lol Will a screen reader read the hidden message?
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@anon_opin@mastodon.social I assumed that was already the case. My parents' old car was scrapped in 1999 and its numberplate is still assigned to that car is still on the DVLA site.
If I want a hairdresser to dye my hair an unnatural colour, do I buy the dye myself and bring it in, or ask the hairdresser to order it in? I assume they don't keep every single colour on hand!
I'm playing Dragon Quest XI. I played it before on Xbox game pass, and now I'm playing it again on PS4. I think the PS4 version is missing some stuff compared to the Xbox One version.
@guffo@topspicy.social I think you will appreciate this. https://www.reddit.com/r/NominativeDeterminism/comments/1tl6959/richard_wanken_lubricant_sales/
https://tech.yahoo.com/ai/articles/top-ai-researchers-terrified-chernobyl-195006889.html
'"One thing that almost everyone in AI can agree on right now is that AI doesn't need a Chernobyl moment," he added.'
What a stunningly useless thing to say. (Also, 'almost' everyone?)