Elektrine
Log in Register
Paige Chat Timeline Gallery Friends Email Drive DNS Private DNS Domains VPN Kairo Nerve
Remote

Jeff

@evilotto@sfba.social
mastodon 4.7.3
  • Open on sfba.social

Programmer, coastsider, artist, parent, all that stuff.

0 Followers
0 Following
24 Posts
Joined July 11, 2023
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@W6KME @tsherrygeo @ai6yr You don't leave your car door unlocked during zucchini season.
18
0
8
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@marcotietz@infosec.exchange @stacey_campbell@aus.social @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org @saprentice@mastodon.social Survivorship bias and logical fallacy. The good music is what is remembered, the crap is forgotten, so now songs from that era people remember are biased towards good music, so people draw the conclusion that all music from that era was good.
4
0
1
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@xkcd@mastodon.xyz ... 13 years ago *and* it's your own post to some now-defunct mailing list.
7
2
2
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I found the first (AFAIK) year 2038 bug in the wild, in 2006. Whoda thunk 1 billion seconds would matter?
3
0
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 5mo ago

Trump needs his #ballroom because there was some violence near him. Also, since he plays so much golf and there was violence when was golfing, the ballroom needs to include a mini-golf course.

sfba.social
2
0
1
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@bibliofishy This primary simulator suggests the odds of double-R go down significantly when Swalwell drops out https://twins-production-9381.up.railway.app/ @Nonilex
twins-production-9381.up.railway.app

TWINS - California 2026 Governor Simulator

2
1
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mweiss @susankayequinn An economist would probably argue that economics is at its core about behavior and only incidentally about money. It's very relatable to think about friendships that way.. like the friend who always comes to you with their problems but doesn't want to hear about yours. Giving and taking certainly isn't just money. Adding money to friendships often makes them "weird". For friendships, or borrowing, or bartering to work, all parties need to feel and act like they're an equal.
1
0
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@ZachWeinersmith if you've made the recipe 400 times, you will have splashed the page in the cookbook at least a few times, so you can't read all of it anyway.
1
0
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@ZachWeinersmith Not skin cancer from the exposure to the yellow sun which is also the source of his power?
1
0
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@waitworry@sakurajima.moe @Xibanya@mastodon.xyz I'm expecting that over the next decade or so all the men will move on from programming to vibe-coding or some similar BS, actual programming will lose respectability (in their eyes) and it will again become "women's work" and there will be a mass exodus of men from the field. This has already happened in other fields, notably veterinary medicine, biological science, and interior design. Programming will be next.
1
2
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 13mo ago
Replying to
@micahflee Do you know of similar concerns about websites like https://stopice.net/ ? I say "like" that one because I don't know of others, but I'm guessing they are around. stopice.net does at least differentiate between 'confirmed' and 'unconfirmed' alerts on the map, although it is not clear from reading through the descriptions how they are vetted.
stopice.net
1
0
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 29mo ago
Replying to
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org hrm, and I just got a notification from google that a similar feature is about to be enabled on all android devices
1
0
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ZachWeinersmith and for some reason the search engines think that "dirac's quantum bra" needs age verification
0
0
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@ZachWeinersmith All kids love log!
0
0
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@AlisonW @cstross @briankrebs Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean everyone isn't out to get you.
0
0
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 5mo ago

Did you ever notice that that other platform's logo is a dead butterfly?

#fediverse

https://www.emilydamstra.com/please-enough-dead-butterflies/

sfba.social
0
0
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 5mo ago

Are you old-school enough to still use paper? How do you hold multi-page documents together?

0
0
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 5mo ago

#Chicago, 1980.

A coordinated effort of law enforcement agencies using split-second timing, good old-fashioned police work, and (approved) unnecessary violence led to the capture and arrest of Jake and Elwood Blues - the Blues Brothers. The operation, though successful, was not without cost - nearly every mobile police asset (i.e., cop cars) in the greater Chicago area was severely damaged or destroyed, leaving a gap of some weeks where the Chicago PD was unable to respond quickly or effectively pursue fleeing criminals.

Also, the Cubs were having their worst season in 15 years.

In short, the time was right... for a heist.

#WritingPrompt #BluesBrothers

sfba.social
0
0
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@yon @bagder "While you're waiting Dave, here's a nice recipe for chicken Alfredo."
0
0
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@bielsubob@infosec.exchange drought and climate-driven wildfires, global warming causing less snow, skiing being unaffordably expensive, now this...
0
0
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@Moltz@mastodon.social they were invited and couldn't refuse.
0
1
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jwz@mastodon.social People of my generation (gen-x) talking about music from the early aughts is like when our parents would talk about how great Elvis was.
0
1
0
0
Open post
Jeff @evilotto@sfba.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@xkcd@mastodon.xyz Who's Borat? "My wife" makes me think of Columbo. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=utpF4WU4RMM
0
0
0
0
Back
313k7r1n3
Elektrine

Tor hidden service

elekhj7afj4qnrr4yd3bkzslsyo5jgfxw3orgjkhlcxifueodybyiiad.onion

I2P eepsite

j6b6cyk6gjmepjih7jjadxgxvvf3lzzujljuu2v4biemzpg3naya.b32.i2p

Platform

  • Email
  • Chat
  • Timeline
  • VPN
  • DNS

Company

  • About
  • Contact
  • FAQ
  • Lite (no JS)

Legal

  • Terms of Service
  • Privacy Policy
  • Transparency Report
  • Report Abuse
  • Warrant Canary
  • VPN Policy

Support

  • support@elektrine.com
  • Report Security Issue
Mail client setup IMAP mail.elektrine.com:993 POP3 mail.elektrine.com:995 SMTP mail.elektrine.com:465
© 2026 Elektrine. All rights reserved. Server: 14:59:02 UTC