I put every Star Trek series into a Collection on my Plex, pointed Coax at it and now I have a channel that's playing a random Star Trek episode at any given moment. It's fantastic.
https://coaxtheapp.com
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John Moltz
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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now.
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John Moltz Enterprises is pleased to announce that it has acquired Apple for the low price of $20. As the new CEO I would like to assure customers that most operations will remain the same. With the big exception of government relations. And a bunch of App Store shit.
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On the night a man was murdered by ICE in Minnesota, Tim Cook spent the evening watching what must be one of the shittiest movies of all time with the people running ICE as their own personal terrorist organization. https://www.theverge.com/news/867429/tim-cook-andy-jassy-white-house-melania-doc
I passed one of these places yesterday and thought "Well, I'm not watching *that* spinoff of CSI!" because I'm just spontaneously hilarious like that and people love me, but then I thought "It's crime scene investigations in storage units; it's CSI meets Storage Wars!" and suddenly I kind of wanted to see it.
Me when my wife told me I didn't have to go to the crafting fair with her.
Seeing a lot of talk about people going "back" to the Moon. Guess no one read this fact-filled piece I wrote a number of years ago. Sad. https://johnmoltz.com/post/146407206/10-reasons-i-know-the-apollo-11-moon-landing-was-faked/John_Moltz/Return.html
Still making Andor-themed shirts in the year of our lord 2026. https://cottonbureau.com/p/2BXNQ7/shirt/luthen
This is, as they say, the way.
Sometimes Apple Music will play "Pump Up The Jam" which will make me think of Philomena Cunk which will make me think of her saying Medieval knights were just like Iron Man but without the super powers like being able to fly or put up with Gwyneth Paltrow.
First the wheels fell off your marriage, now they're falling off your divorce.
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Just a reminder that we still sell this shirt. No reason. https://rebound.printful.me/product/rip-courage-2016-2025
Happy birthday to my editor, podcasting pal and just regular pal, @dmoren@zeppelin.flights. It’s a pleasure to get to talk with Dan twice a week. Except last week when he went on vacation which was very rude.
The Eagle remains one of the coolest spaceships in all of sci fi. For just $35 I'd be all over this 5.5" model if I didn't already have a larger one. https://www.masterreplicas.com/en-us/products/space-1999-5-5-inc-classic-eagle-transporter
Rewatching bits of Andor (as you do) and thinking how cool it'd be if there was a deleted scene of Partagaz shooting his way out of the ISB.
X and Grok are still on the Apple App Store, the safest and most trusted place to get apps (citation: Apple marketing materials). https://9to5mac.com/2026/01/28/as-37-us-states-respond-to-grok-csam-problem-apple-really-needs-to-act/
When the Moon becomes fully engorged, the astronauts will go around to the back side and then the cameras are going to go off.
lol of course
sure
we know what's going on
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@Luke@typo.social @chockenberry@mastodon.social Here she is 24 years ago. https://youtu.be/c72d4-LpilM?si=qyAC-WmwZfZb8naw
Apple Switch - Ellen Feiss (2002)
@tvaziri@mastodon.social Very much less correct over here. Cross posting has failed you. Say a hail Mary and give us six more morons.
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@MedeaVanamonde@beige.party @lisamelton@mastodon.social Yeah, I know, but I didn’t buy the book until today.
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@DanMorgan@vmst.io I was using iWeb long after it was discontinued! So, I don't think that piece is quite as old as it would look.
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@bw@typo.social Hank recently requested Goldfish crackers and now I'm addicted to them all over again. Karen has forbade the big box, though. She said "What, are you starting a daycare?!"
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@Eggfreckles@mastodon.mit.edu I actually started that a number of years ago but it just didn't stick! https://www.spacetimedigest.com/2019/02/15/opportunity-ghosting-earth/
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@jackbrewster@hachyderm.io Oh, yeah! A friend had that as a kid and after college he put it in this giant aquarium he had tree frogs and plants in. He had Commander Koenig face down in the dirt like it'd crashed there.
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@darth@mastodon.online Please hold, 4,000 reply guys will be along shortly to tell you how it works.
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@godofbiscuits@sfba.social Just Tim Cook's general obsequiousness to the administration.
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@Voline@kolektiva.social Yeah, that was another thing. I went to a conference in San Jose once in the late '90s and drove to Apple to go to the company store and was not inspired to live in Cupertino.
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@Luke@typo.social You want me to pick my favorite child?! OK. Right now it's this one because it's a deep Star Trek cut that no one who sees it gets. Also, it was pretty easy to make. https://cottonbureau.com/p/ZGYFCS/shirt/the-karidian-company-of-players
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@Voline@kolektiva.social @sanguish@iosdev.space I went back to watch it again a few years ago and had exactly the same experience, unfortunately.
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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social Ohhh, so like CSI investigations of crimes committed making the CSI shows.