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Duncan Bayne

@duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
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I'm a Melbourne-based husband, father of three, and principal engineer / engineering director. I live amongst the trees out in Belgrave, Victoria.

🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 :emacslogo: :bsdhead:

276 Followers
369 Following
36 Posts
Joined September 06, 2024
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 3d ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Seen elsewhere on Mastodon (but now can't find) ... 1970s: Manual supplied with car tells you how to change all fluids, check timing, gap sparkplugs. 2020s: Manual supplied with car implores you not to drink the battery acid.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 3w ago
Replying to
@Kels_316@aus.social You know KMart prints custom mugs, right? A Mr. Bomb Expert mug could be yours in under a day ...
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@cwebber It may just be old fashioned authoritarianism too, I guess. Very convenient for politicians if all online speech can be tied back to individuals through official ID.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@chantaryu2 @cwebber Oh yeah. Meta and others are definitely involved. But it might not be cash changing hands, just the possibility of universal surveillance.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@macmanx "there’s no way to watch this show without supporting Rowling’s bigotry" Arrrrr, I think ye be wrong there, matey.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@oxy@social.bsdlab.au @decryption@aus.social Oh, LOL, you got that email too?
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 4mo ago
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@alexandrageese@bonn.social I mean, this is completely in line with other moves in this space from EU members (chat control, age verification, tying age verification to Android / iOS device attestation). Watching this from a distance - Australia - and shaking my head at the US's lurch into fascism, and now the EU's enthusiasm for techno-authoritarianism.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@Willow That's a *great* idea. Will commence immediately.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago

GitHub PR UX really is trash. Several times I've scrolled right by this file that needs review, because "Large diffs are not rendered by default." GitHub, you have one job when it comes to PR review, and that's surfacing diffs. ESPECIALLY the large ones.

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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago

Annoying that the Signal client for Android doesn't seem to understand non Web URLs.

#signal #gemini_protocol

mastodon.bsd.cafe
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@snaprails@cupoftea.social @TheEddieShow@beige.party @cmconseils@mastodon.social I'm surprised it was economically viable to get your Nan's telly to the moon for him to step on! 1969 payload costs were bonkers.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@mojo Can we get in on this here in Australia? 🙏
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@timriley@ruby.social @pat@hachyderm.io Looks great! Sydney's too far for me ATM, but I'd definitely be up for one in or near Melbourne.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ajft@aus.social Back when I was a teenage motorcyclist, when we found people parking like this (e.g. cars in motorcycle parks) we'd let all their tyres down.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@pitrh@mastodon.social 25 years ago 🤯 I *remember* that.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@hailey Well handled 👏 Also makes me wonder, again, at the level of needless complexity and expense I've seen at some places over the years ...
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I once, 25 years ago, accidentally submitted my wife's CV in place of my own, when applying for a role as a programmer. Astoundingly I got an interview! The hiring manager started off by asking why I thought I was qualified for the role, as my background was in call centre management. 🤣 Needless to say I didn't get the role. Something about attention to detail.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Kels_316 Good luck - either way 😉
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@JallBarret "I’m getting more and more reason to move my non-Kobo / Amazon stuff to Ingram Spark." I suspect that's the real reason behind the change. They're firing their small customers.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@snaprails@cupoftea.social @TheEddieShow@beige.party @cmconseils@mastodon.social Economies of scale there too, since it was so many tellies at once 🙃
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@robpike@hachyderm.io Not sure how the lettering has been put on my Unicomp keycaps, but I've used them for *years* with no visible wear. Or indeed any physical change in the keyboard itself. Those things are built like tanks, and still available new. Their new Mini M model in particular looks nice. And I believe you can get Mac style keycaps for them. My own Unicomp sports a custom keycap set they printed for me with actual hyper, super, and meta labels. https://www.pckeyboard.com/page/product/MINI_M
pckeyboard.com

Unicomp GA LLC: Mini M

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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@mcc I was genuinely concerned about the heat shield for a bit.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 9mo ago
Replying to
@Nonilex@masto.ai @ASegar@mastodon.social "You may as well scrap philosophy altogether." Strongly suspect that's the exact purpose here.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 6mo ago
Replying to

@Daojoan@mastodon.social Not just a bank, but a savings bank. Backed 100%* by a well-diversified range of commodities.

  • Appreciate that's not always entirely possible, watching e.g. the price of gold plummeting just recently.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@bodil@social.treehouse.systems Welcome to the club, we kept a seat warm and a beer cold for you 😉
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 7mo ago
Replying to on mastodon.social
@benteh@mastodon.social I once got (more or less) fired from a tech company, and then returned years later for a very successful stint there as a senior manager. Getting fired doesn't mean you're useless 😁 Sometimes it just means you weren't what your employer thought they needed at the time. And sometimes they were wrong 😉
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 9mo ago
Replying to
@hailey@hails.org 😉 On a serious note - thanks, this is really interesting. We deploy as systemd units at $DAYJOB already; looks like we could harden things a bit.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Viss "everyone, i guess" As much as I prefer FreeBSD I do have one remaining Internet-facing Linux server at home ... so yeah, me too :/
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@neoluddite@aus.social @Daojoan@mastodon.social See e.g. the "I love science" folks reacting to research that suggests marijuana use in adolescents increases the chances of certain mental illnesses. All of a sudden it's about the feels, because it's contrary to their worldview.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jpm@aus.social Of *course* our central heating picked today to pack up 🙄
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@servelan As someone who's skeptical of *complete* fossil fuel replacement goals due to issues with cost, availability, and pollution from storage, I was wondering how they plan to do it. Turns out, from the article ... "France only generates a fraction of its electricity from hydrocarbons, thanks to its extensive nuclear power generation." I mean, don't get me wrong. If I was the king of everything and could replace all of our (Australia's) fossil fuel power generation with renewables and nuclear, I would. It'd not be perfect, but would be better than what we have now. I guess I'll keep waiting for 100% renewables *without* nuclear to become viable, outside of lucky cases (e.g. where there's plenty of pre-existing hydro).
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 5mo ago

The NIMBYs are coming out of the woodwork, now.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05-04/victoria-planning-reforms-activity-centres-resident-groups/106610900

abc.net.au

Victoria's housing plan will homogenise suburbs, campaigners say

Residents' groups across Victoria have formed an alliance ahead of the state election, calling for the community and councils to be given a voice when it comes to approving high-density housing.

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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@EUCommission Speaking as an Australian, I'm delighted! As a "middle power" the more we move away from alignment with the US, and towards alignment with the EU, the better.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@cstross "Don't be so careful in time of death" is a pretty good one-line summary of the Hagakure.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@bitnacht@bitbang.social I had one of these when I was a kid. Probably still knocking around my parents' place somewhere.
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Duncan Bayne @duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@foone@digipres.club The hardest part is writing composable GUIs. I just don't believe you can have the expressive power of something as simple as pipes. I think Microsoft, oddly, came the closest to this in GUIs with OLE.
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