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@robpike@hachyderm.io
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Moving to @robpike@cosocial.ca

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Joined January 02, 2023
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
Replying to
I spent my time trying to make it better. Not just write code, but find better or at least different ways to do so. Simpler, cleaner, more general, more comprehensible. What's happening today is a complete repudiation of everything I was trying to achieve.
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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But hey, the industry has spoken. Who am I to question it?
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Boosted by @hypebot@tacocat.space
In these security-conscious times, it's good to remember that people are often the target. Many years ago I was visiting the development part of Bell Labs, where they had a PDP-11/70 running their system. They were in a tizzy, major security breach. Someone had called the phone in the computer room and said, "Hi, this is Ken. What's the root password?" The operator, recognizing the legendary name, complied.
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago

It struck me today that if you think you need a million more satellites in orbit to make your product succeed, your product is infeasible (the polite response) or bullshit (the accurate response) and you should feel bad about it. Please go away.

@sundogplanets@mastodon.social

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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116716512905345949 Yeah, because there's no such thing as software portability. This is shameful.
mastodon.social

Ars Technica: "macOS 27 requires Apple Silicon, as Apple draws d…" - Mastodon

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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago

Over the holidays last last year I was building an Airfix model (good way to ignore the outside world) and discovered two pieces had fallen off the sprues and were not in the box. I considered constructing them myself but I didn't have a good reference image to go by. 99% certain it wasn't my fault, I looked up how to contact Airfix, followed the instructions, and never heard back.

Until Friday, when two tiny pieces of plastic arrived in an adorable little pouch and the modelmaking can continue.

I love good customer service. I just love it.

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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 33mo ago
Long ago, I was an angry young man who railed against all the injustices of the world, but time has passed, I have matured and learned so much more about things, and now I am an angrier old man.
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

"Cognitive surrender".

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/opinion/ai-claude-chatgpt-gemini-mcluhan.html?unlocked_article_code=1.W1A.nvg6.teoA33kuV9gh&smid=url-share

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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 8mo ago

RE: @rsc@hachyderm.io

This may finally be the end (for me at least) of a conversation started 30 or so years ago, when Ken Thompson and I tried to figure out a clean way to convert to and from digital representations of floating point numbers.

Nice work, @rsc@hachyderm.io

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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

Someone, perhaps at Apple: Please explain this behavior.

I turn on my Bluetooth headphones. I watch a video on my Mac. The video ends. I turn off the headphones. Some other device, perhaps a phone or iPad, elsewhere in the room immediately starts playing music through its speakers using the Music app. I did not ask for this. I do not want this. I think this is an inexplicable design choice. I just turned the headphones off; why is that a signal I want to listen to something somewhere, anywhere that you can find? Baffling.

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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
RE: https://mastodon.social/@space_environmentalism/116750367443877061 Or just, you know, say No.
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

The future of astronomy is bright. That is not good.

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap260427.html

apod.nasa.gov

APOD: 2026 April 27 – Comet R3 PanSTARRS Behind Satellite Trails

A different astronomy and space science related image is featured each day, along with a brief explanation.

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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 7mo ago

Utter insanity. Complete disregard for anything or anyone else on the planet or in the sky.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/climate/space-mirror-satellite-solar.html?unlocked_article_code=1.SFA.mLor.YQZzOBNKM3YW&smid=url-share

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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

I found this very upsetting. The security guys deciding a priori that it's hard to do so we don't need to concern ourselves. That hasn't worked out well in the past. You think they'd learn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPJ6NJkmDAo

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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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When keyboards were made for people who typed for a living, the lettering on the keys was structural, like the words in a Brighton Rock. I suppose that era has passed.
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@mattblaze What makes you think they watched all 15 minutes?
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@bsdphk There's a lot of, to put it politely, inaccuracy in that piece. Also it's clearly generated with or by AI. But this is the world we're in now, so get used to it. History being rewritten by the machines.
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@mattblaze@federate.social To save a tenth of a cent for a pull-up resistor?
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 8mo ago
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@401matthall@mastodon.xyz @Crell@phpc.social I keep saying: I don't care what it can do or how capable it is,* I care that the cost (financial, environmental, societal) is vastly too high.

  • Actually I do care, although not nearly as much, but that argument is a distraction from the real issue.
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 10mo ago
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@ElleGray@mstdn.social You are too kind.
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@mathew@universeodon.com For me, a keyboard must be utterly silent.
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 10mo ago
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@shac That looks a lot like my iOS lock screen, which has literally invisible numbers.
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 9mo ago
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@JohnMashey@mstdn.social @isonno@mastodon.social @atoponce@fosstodon.org But not all the terminals did....
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 19mo ago
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@seninha @synec I have a history with cat -v.
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 39mo ago
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@DrewKadel@social.coop Just a superb explanation. I've been using the markov chain analogy but this is far stronger. Thank your daughter for me please!
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 28mo ago
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@stephaniewalter@front-end.social Don't apologize!!! Typos happen, for me probably more than most. I seriously liked the phrase, accidental or not. (I actually wondered if it was deliberate; I can see earrings being an issue here.)
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 36mo ago
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@dgar@aus.social

  1. Don't abbrev.
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 8mo ago

@inosirov@mstdn.social Thanks. Gene Golub was the adviser of an old friend and colleague, but I haven't crossed paths with him.

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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 28mo ago
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@stephaniewalter@front-end.social It's wonderful, but so is the phrase "earring challenges".
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 38mo ago
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@brewsterkahle@mastodon.archive.org Books are still the greatest technology humanity ever created.
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@robpike@hachyderm.io has moved @robpike@hachyderm.io
· 17mo ago
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@dabeaz@mastodon.social You don't need to search for random numbers, you can just make them up. They're random. Their value is irrelevant. Sheesh. P.S. Nice.
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