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Killa Koala

@dshan@mastodon.au

mastodon 4.7.2

Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.

109 Followers

42 Following

50 Posts

Joined January 15, 2023

Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 12h ago

Replying to

@davidgerard@circumstances.run Not boil but laugh a lot. Saw a YT video about setting up a homelab LAN and Linux server where the guy advised you to ask Gemini how to do it if you have issues and then double-check Gemini's advice with ChatGPT or Claude! But just make sure you use some damn AI ...

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 1w ago

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@anon_opin@mastodon.social I would've thought that you would have kinder feelings for the people responsible for you having a job.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@davidgerard@circumstances.run This time the crash warning siren isn't hotel busboys giving guests stock tips, this time it's rich people giving 24-year-olds $45 billion dollars to invest on their behalf. 😂

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 2w ago

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@davidgerard@circumstances.run It's the war, but they can't mention the war. The news from the security services must be grim indeed. I wonder if Andy's had time to write his doomsday letter to the crews of the RN nuclear missile subs yet?

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 1mo ago

Replying to on mastodon.green

@CiaraNi@mastodon.green I'm more concerned that you appear to hoover your diamonds.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 1mo ago

Replying to

@fesshole@mastodon.social When did you discover that girls watch TV too?

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@Computer@dice.camp I installed the Alpha Peace Prize app (APP app) and all I got was this lousy virus (and a Friend Computer NFT).

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 5mo ago

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@fesshole@mastodon.social And? Geeze, how about you tell us what happened next! Also, blackmail is a crime, you could go to prison for a long time.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 2mo ago

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@bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot Freedom! The land of. I bet if he'd had an AK-47 and some guff about the 2nd amendment on his shirt he'd have been fine.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 5mo ago

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@gregeganSF@mathstodon.xyz Oh, it confessed in writing did it? Well then, try suing it in court and see how far you get. 🙄

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 5mo ago

The sudden apparent increase in popularity of Pauline and One Nation is simply bizarre. It's like a sizeable chunk of the Australia public has recently looked up from their navels and said, "You know, the USA is really onto something here, we need our own Aussie version of Donald Trump and Republican party running the show. We need a neo-fascist leader totally in thrall to billionaires, mining companies and the 1%, people willing to do their bidding at every turn and not even pretend to care about the 99%. Fascism and more corruption, that'll fix Australia's problems!"

Seriously, have they gone fscking insane?
#auspol
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2026/apr/30/gina-rinehart-one-nation-pauline-hanson-donations-ntwnfb?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-3

Mastodon Australia

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@AlisonW@fedimon.uk IANAL, but I don't think that would matter, she's still demanding money with menaces. The fact that the threat is empty seems irrelevant, the victim has no way of knowing that and would feel forced to comply.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 4mo ago

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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social In few years they're revealed as AI deepfakes and their fans all need therapy. After years of lawsuits the band's management send the fans credit notes for 5000 tokens to be used with their chatbot of choice.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@SquirrelwithaninvisibleW@mastodon.social "It's fugly but it's tough" is pretty much Casio's GShock tag line.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@kevpeirce@aus.social Are they your favourite? If so, try that one. 🤷‍♂️

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@davidgerard Yeah, fscking AI is forcing me to have an opinion on shite like systemd, snaps and, God help me, freakin' Xorg!

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 5mo ago

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@Computer@dice.camp Dear Friend Computer, I could've caught a non-existent zombie if I didn't have this plastic spork stuck in my leg after the non-riot in the cafeteria in Sector 14JB (I slipped in a puddle of blood). Where can I lodge Workers Compensation (Troubleshooter Work-Related Injury) form #166543-27(j)? I'd also like to have the spork removed.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 4mo ago

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@cstross@wandering.shop Well, of course. They have thoughts, this obviously cannot be allowed to continue.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 4mo ago

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@davidgerard@circumstances.run What it means? If someone asks ChatGPT when Easter is and it gets it wrong, then shit will get real.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@Computer@dice.camp I had all my DNA replaced by RNA a while back by a nice lady called Eve in Sector 7G. RNA World FTW! P.S. If you go with Eve don't forget to bring a treat for her snake.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@Computer@dice.camp What, not even a complimentary Unhappy Meal? When I was a kid IntSec's Meal Deels were the best, I shopped my clone-mate for an Elephant Story SuperMeal, now they cheap out on everything.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@Computer@dice.camp Troubleshooters will all raise a glass of Bouncy Bubble Beverage to our chief Kash-I-PAT-3 tonight. A glass is all he left us unfortunately. 😞

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@Computer@dice.camp I'd give mine flowers, but I don't know what flowers are, because knowing about flowers is a sign of being a traitor. So a bottle of Bouncy Bubble Beverage and a roll in the plastic packing beads it is (I've no idea what hay is either).

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 5mo ago

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@Computer@dice.camp Let me think about it. Ok, yeah, nah.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 5mo ago

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@Computer@dice.camp And constantly.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@ApostateEnglishman An interesting thing about this that just occurred to me is that as King Charles is also King of Australia we should be deeply ashamed and angry about this visit too. However, for this visit I believe King Charles is acting in his capacity as King of the UK only, not as King of Australia or any of the other Commonwealth nations that share him as their head of state. Your king is visiting the orange criminal, but ours isn't. 😂 Yep, Charles is Shrödinger's King, he's both visiting the USA and not visiting the USA, depending on which country you're a citizen of. 🤔

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 5mo ago

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@Computer@dice.camp That's yesterday and today taken care of, but something's gonna happen tomorrow I bet. (It always does when the knee I lost in the First Mutant War starts acting up, and right now it's acting real crazieee.)

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 2w ago

Replying to on mastodon.social

@anon_opin@mastodon.social Then we could replace the drivers with AI and they would produce at least as much CO2 as the noisey version.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 2mo ago

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@jonty@chaos.social Here's looking at you, kid.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@ktdoggett@c.im Can't be because David Abruzzese is not Australian, he's American. It reads like it came from an Australian, but who? 🤷‍♂️

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 1w ago

LLMs are the blood diamonds of tech.

#AI #llms #tech

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@davidgerard@circumstances.run So the headline is "Boom Goes AI" instead of "AI Goes Boom"? Damn, so close ...

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 2w ago

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@anon_opin@mastodon.social By all means give that answer on your next cognitive test.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 1mo ago

Replying to

@fesshole@mastodon.social You should've watched the movie before trying it. That's what the rest of it is mostly about, getting the sand and salt out of various crevasses, etc.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 1mo ago

Replying to

@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io You'll starve, but then you'll probably starve if you make good art, so what the hell. 🤷‍♂️

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@kate "Jeeves spirit endures." Where?

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 1mo ago

I blame it on the brain worms. #AI #DataCenters #China #Insanity https://futurism.com/science-energy/obama-admin-official-stokes-agi-china-data-centers-military-strikes

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@fesshole The ancient Egyptians drank real stuff with breakfast and then went out to build the pyramids, so why not?

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@fesshole@mastodon.social You'll likely die long before you get to 50 — you know Americans are not vaccinated and the place is full of people with brainworms, right? Also, explosive diarrhoea.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@bodhipaksa It always was malware, now it's just AI malware. 🤷‍♂️

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 3w ago

Replying to

@fesshole@mastodon.social You're getting old aren't you? We can tell.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 2w ago

Massive underground bunkers, monuments that double as drone and ammunition storage facilities guarded by snipers. Washington DC in 2026 is looking more and more like Berlin in 1945: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/20/trump-triumphal-arch-military-complex

theguardian.com

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 2w ago

Replying to

@anon_opin@mastodon.social Harsh.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 1d ago

Replying to

@newsguyusa@flipboard.social He's completely nuts and yet no one is prepared to do anything to stop him from destroying the nation he swore to protect. Amazing and horrifying at the same time.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 1w ago

We're way beyond mere slop, we're now living in the age of "esoteric knowledge" generation ...
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/urine-therapy-ai

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 1w ago

And today's "real news that you initially think *has* to be from The Onion" winner is ...
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-30/artificial-intelligence-execs-meet-donald-trump-at-white-house/107209762?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=other

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 2w ago

Replying to

@techokami@woof.tech Just yesterday I came across this quote: Program (definition): A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to translate input statements into error messages. [Architecture & Programming of the Intel x86 Family by Patrick Stakem]

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 2w ago

Replying to

@mttaggart@infosec.exchange In virtually every scandal in history, whether it be commercial, political or both, the most important questions are "What did they know?" and "When did they know it?" The answers are almost always, "Everything" and "From the beginning".

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@rbreich@masto.ai Rest of the World: The USA can't have nuclear weapons, their government is run by lunatics.

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Killa Koala @dshan@mastodon.au

· 1mo ago

Replying to

@ketan@climatejustice.social "Well, we had this halting problem. But one of the guys came up with a patch."

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