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@sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange
"Not that I don't appreciate that you bought me a Chromebook, but I specifically requested a computer with 128 GB of RAM and a discrete GPU."
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The Cheekqualizer
@cheekqualizer@hear-me.social
mastodon 4.7.3Massachusetts
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44 Posts
Joined March 19, 2026
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@flyingsaceur@ioc.exchange
Childhood Super Nintendo in Childhood Bedroom
No, Kitty! That's mah seltzer pile!
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@dbattistella was this post written by mosquitoes? I don't trust anyone any more
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@amydiehl 95% admitted to it in a survey. Hard to imagine there aren't some who didn't admit to it.
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@GrapheneOS@grapheneos.social @kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de I do use GrapheneOS and like it a lot. But by gosh, you spend a lot of time beefing with other OSes
Boosted by @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
I DONE CAUGHT THAT TRUMPORRHEA
IM IN THE BATHROOM STALL
I HAD A MILLION DRAWERS
BUT I SHAT THEM ALL
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@Richard_Littler BUT UNCLE OWEN
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@chickpeapole@mastodon.social @sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange
Capital Expenditure budget is really tight this quarter
I may be biased, but isn't my cat just the cutest
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@galacticstone@mastodon.social
that's the open carry I'd like to see more of
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social
A bit *on the nose* there, Mastodon 🤔
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@stux@mstdn.social@Skwerlgyrl@hear-me.social
Did you date RFK Jr? 😹
My Peanuts watch shows Woodstock in the date window on the first of the month. So there's that.
That piece of Scotch Tape looks delicious, and you should let me have it. --my cat, just now
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@cmconseils microslop Edge literally BEGS you not to download another browser.
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@GrahamFluster@mastodon.social give himb treats
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@tillybridges
It just isn't Christmas without hearing some Trans Lesbian Orchestra, amirite?
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange@Skwerlgyrl@hear-me.social @Netraven@hear-me.social
Some cat funny for ur Friday
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@stux
Real Ones will get this.
0118 999 881 999 119 725
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@davidnjoku is "toot" really the official nomenclature for a mastodon post? Is there someone I could talk to about that
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@ylegall@genart.social
This would be absolutely mindblowing in VR 😮
Should I get blonde highlights? Seems like what errone doing
I don't care if Mittens' parents got her a macbook neo. You have a perfectly good Chromebook.
Cats these days 🙄
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@internetarchive@mastodon.archive.org is there a gender-neutral PAC Man game? There's gotta be.
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@tante@tldr.nettime.org
What about STEELY DAN THO
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@clayfoot@mastodon.social @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
So, one can simply walk into Mordor?
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@davidnjoku toot makes me think of a transmission that is not exactly intentional
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@osnews@mstdn.social
Does @osnews@mstdn.social cheerfully support Omarchy, the way that a certain other software news website I used to enjoy does?
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@cmconseils made this the wallpaper image on my phone !
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I think I offended an operating system today :ablobcatwave:
Alas poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.
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@evacide@hachyderm.io aren't they usually the ones doing the spying on Android users tho
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@mttaggart@infosec.exchange @Netraven@hear-me.social I don't know you but I know this is probably you
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@stux@mstdn.social I thought this said boost your character to level 80 insanity
RE: @cmconseils@mastodon.social
My Hematological Romance
@Netraven@hear-me.social I may be misremembering here, but wasn't there a writer's strike and producers went ahead and made shows anyway? Kind of like the proto-enshittification of what we're seeing now with AI generated everything?
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@georgetakei@universeodon.com "Ironic" in the Alanis Morrisette sense (i.e., not ironic at all), dontcha think?
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@leemadgwick
So many of these I want to use as my desktop wallpaper!
My prediction for a new out-of-touch billionaire flex:
keeping their mansions so cold that you see them in full winter gear inside their homes. In the middle of Summer. Meanwhile, people are dying from rising heat and energy costs.