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@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club @0vtcast@poa.st @MeltingStar@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st @Waldbrand@poa.st @Wiz@tsundere.love @wan@wolfgirl.bar Redditors have no self awareness so they would hate it

@jb@nicecrew.digital @deprecated_ii@poa.st dedication to what? making other people rich?

@bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social @scenesbycolleen@poa.st @Saorsa@neondystopia.world Hold still while she paints your picture

@Saorsa@neondystopia.world @scenesbycolleen@poa.st “Political Solipsism”

@Tony@clew.lol @BloboBepsis@clew.lol @matty@nicecrew.digital @BowsacNoodle@poa.st I’m on it. That’s how I know.

@deprecated_ii@poa.st Remain ignorant

@LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club Her and Tom are lousy parents to those lizards.

@PraxisOfEvil@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @mushroom_soup@poa.st She keeps the keys too.

@CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital @HockeyDoxie@nicecrew.digital Well, shit

we are coming for you, Canarinho

@Grumblesock@clew.lol @PNS@noauthority.social early in my marriage I came home from work and my wife said dinner is on the stove. I was genuinely excited. I put my stuff down and went over to the stove top and there were two boiled chicken breasts. that was the last time she was ever allowed to do anything besides brown ground meat, but even she could have properly cooked the meal featured here.

@HockeyDoxie@nicecrew.digital @CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital Are fruit loops good for scurvy?

@Grumblesock@clew.lol @PNS@noauthority.social I learned to cook by cooking eggs.

@KingOfWhiteAmerica@poa.st @nierenstein@poa.st My priorities used to be

1.fuck bitches

1. Survive

now that I am married it’s

1. Fuck wife

2. Pay for wife and kid.

@Honkers@poa.st We’ll call it the Honker Event.

@DEERBLOOD@poa.st Joooooin the Blaaack Paaaraaadee

@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club @Tony@clew.lol What do you do with them?

@BrazilianContrarian@poa.st Nbd. I’m watching the Tour de France

@Grumblesock@clew.lol @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club @grey@poa.st I’m not sure I ever had it despite (or because of) no vax and the only time I wore ppe was in grocery stores at the time.

@Tony@clew.lol @BowsacNoodle@poa.st When I have quit in the past, I would think about it in the times of day I would use it. It would be harder to go to sleep and I would have crazy dreams. Unlike nicotine though which is just impossible to quit.

@matty@nicecrew.digital @BloboBepsis@clew.lol @Tony@clew.lol @BowsacNoodle@poa.st Testosterone is the opposite of relaxing.

Better than the handsomest voter frauder

this has got to be the highest scoring futeball game in history

@tyler@nicecrew.digital @ShowMeYourLibrary@nicecrew.digital The flow

@suquili@poa.st @BrazilianContrarian@poa.st I’m giving you a nightcall to tell you how I feel.

@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @Dudebro@nicecrew.digital @bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club @0vtcast@poa.st @MeltingStar@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st @Waldbrand@poa.st @Wiz@tsundere.love @wan@wolfgirl.bar maybe I underestimated them (overestimated?)

@stefan@stefanbohacek.online We need to quiet our minds and ask our inner George Floyd to guide us. 🙏

@Jewpacabra@poa.st @Chzikken_1486@poa.st @KiKi88@nicecrew.digital No cartridge ejection

@jb@nicecrew.digital @Red-Potato@nicecrew.digital @CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital They aren’t supposed to be paying attention to what’s going on outside the trial. the remedy is a mistrial, which has the same effect as a hung jury.

@Grumblesock@clew.lol @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club @grey@poa.st The first one was the worst. By the end it’s just a cold for almost everyone

@Titanbreakerkun@poa.st @Terry@poa.st

@PraxisOfEvil@poa.st @JustJohnny@poa.st This is a moovement of super chill philosopher warriors. No cringe allowed.

@Tony@clew.lol @BowsacNoodle@poa.st it’s not like cigarettes but there is some pull when you go to stop.

@Grumblesock@clew.lol @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club @grey@poa.st Our daughter was born in March that year and my wife had a difficult delivery. My office was close for six weeks immediately after so I got to spend time helping them. I’m very thankful for that. Also, I wouldn’t be here if that hadn’t happened.

@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club @Tony@clew.lol Pic unrelated

@KingOfWhiteAmerica@poa.st @nierenstein@poa.st well yeah. I’m not going to deviate too much from the expectations of the almighty.

20 bodies in high school is a little different than 20 this week.

@Jonny@annihilation.social @Bernard@friends.ravergram.club @pepsi_man@poa.st @whiteman_@poa.st That’s pretty much it. We wuz jews

@Paleface@nicecrew.digital @BrazilianContrarian@poa.st one day it’s all “besame mucho” the next is saudade.

@nugger@poa.st if you are generally interested in bicycles the tour is on

@Grumblesock@clew.lol @PNS@noauthority.social it would be nice to come home to something tasty from my wife once in a while though.

@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club @Tony@clew.lol Is it a dick pill

@wizardmanperson@poa.st @Crux_Invictus@poa.st @deprecated_ii@poa.st GRIDS is like faggot diabetes now.

Okay. I’ll be your man, but you have to give up the kid.

@DEERBLOOD@poa.st @egirlyuumimain@poa.st That played out over 1000 years of western civilization.

@Grumblesock@clew.lol @PNS@noauthority.social I have cooked prime rib roast with sides for 12 people too. I have properly roasted a duck (huge pain in the ass). I know how to use a vented charcoal smoker. I’m at the chemistry and thermodynamics level now, but I started with over easy eggs 20 years ago

isn’t the Asian girl wall pretty far out?

@adequate@poa.st @kybermace@poa.st @mushroom_soup@poa.st Murder bleps