Jay Blue Ribbon, Spiritual Wisconsinite 🦎 🌲

@deprecated_ii@poa.st yeah similar story. i met her at my first job when i was 16 and she was 18. we were friends but the age difference felt sorta wide at the time especially cuz i was a shy sheltered kid for a long time. well when she turned 21 she was legally able to drink at bars and drifted off fast. one time a few years ago i went to the bar she frequented and we caught up and she commented that i had changed and become more mature. we went back to her house and i kissed her and got to see her tiddies. woulda done more but she was renting a room from this drunk dickhead who was actually the bouncer at the bar we were at. idek what their relationship was but he got angry she had a guest over without telling him and kicked me out. not to do the niceguy bit but she‘s an idiot who gravitates to abusers. and i dont say it lightly also when i got to see her tiddies that night she had already gained significant weight. but she had perfectly shaped nips and i’m salty i never got to see them when she didn’t have a potato body

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@binkle@clubcyberia.co @reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden they tried forcing us to wear those at my first job cuz we were all dumb teenagers with no formal training, and i bet im partially to blame because i cut myself real bad there (not with a knife funnily enough) and needed stitches. my mom was really adamant about them footing the bill for it lmao

Awhile back my mom was like "oh I was contacted about this job that you might be interested in" and forwarded me the email. I didn't bother to even look at it because it obviously wasn't gonna go anywhere, whatever it was. Well I stumbled upon that email and took a look. Checked the link, it was a fucking phishing test by her institution.

Brother this shit gotta be BAIT

Whenever I go to the deck/balcony to smoke and drink I bring out my little footrest thingy to use as a seat. Been doing it for 3 years. I’m sittin here thinkin “man I wish I had like a proper camping chair or something cuz it sucks having nothing to lean back against Then I remembered I‘ve literally had two camping chairs in my car for 3 years This is so much chiller wtf. It’s even got a cupholder

@deprecated_ii@poa.st aren't those called crack prices lol like the niggers have a harder time parting with so much crack at once so they price it higher

@TrueMasterCole@poa.st drag queen lookin ass nigga good riddance

@deprecated_ii@poa.st fair I might day drink at like 1 or 2

Everytime I start a new job with beaners they're all like "you speak any Spanish ese?" and I'm like no and they're like "don't worry you will" and I laugh along knowing that I 100% will not. Fuck Spanish

Starting new jerb tomorrow thinking about drinking beer and grabbing a hot dog or two tonight. For good luck

@geistigbehindert@detroitriotcity.com @deprecated_ii@poa.st elite human crapital

@Titanbreakerkun@poa.st @elftummy@poa.st me too i still feel uncomfortable watching sex scenes when my parents are around

@Orkin_Awk@poa.st @DC5FAN@poa.st @Bunsen@poa.st @Obfuskation@poa.st @HonkHonkBoom@poa.st @exis7enz@clubcyberia.co @Terry@poa.st My Evangelical-ish parents could be considered NeverTrumpers during 2016. They wanted sleepy Ben Carson to win at first, then Ted Cruz. Finally they reluctantly voted Trump but they weren't excited about him winning. A year or so into the presidency though, they did start liking him and I thought it was cool they finally "came around" (I was a dumb magatard). But a couple years after that I learned about the JQ/zionism, and how Trump was compromised by them. I was too busy mindlessly riding the Trump Train to notice that his rhetoric was totally watered down and in some ways contradictory from 2016. It's a flawed idea, but I realized that the NeverTrumpers didn't warm up to Trump, Trump warmed up to them, hence why my parents started liking him. Obviously he was always compromised but y'know. I was still learning and coping.

@tyler@nicecrew.digital @eee@poa.st

early jueves

had the 2nd working interview today. it went way better. part of what made the previous one so awful was that i wasn't actually being taught anything by those snobby faggots. they just had me cut shit and gave less than bare-minimum explanations of what to do. this place i actually learned stuff and they seemed interested in explaining the whole restaurant's system/workflow. as for whether they'll choose me, fuck if i know. it may have been less white but nobody was outwardly a freak/weirdo which is really all i ask. i like to think i nailed it though. RT: https://poa.st/objects/2daa150d-6d40-4ca2-b2c7-578edd2c847a

@Momther@merovingian.club this will probably be me soon

genuinely thought this was some GTA thing i'm high

@deprecated_ii@poa.st i didnt write much assembly, more just read and understood it. there were a few projects where you injected 1-2 instructions to complete some functions i learned nothing in college

chick i’ve known for years won’t leave me alone now that she’s a fat slob who’s low on male attention after moving to a small town with her dad. if she was still skinny she’d be worth driving 2 hours to “hang out” with. but there’s no way she’s ever losing weight. honestly she was just a little bit over passable when she was skinny and her personality made up for the rest. now she’s just gross and i can tell based on photo angles she’s hiding just how bad it is. a very depressing case. most of the weight gain is alcoholism too so it’s not as easy as “eat less“ so fuggin frustrating. i’m not gonna let her take advantage of the years-long crush i had on her now that she’s fat and lonely in a new town. go find some hick chubbychaser or get your health/weight in order. even then i ain’t marrying you

@BigDuck@poa.st

@elftummy@poa.st @TheEternalBungholio@poa.st @SavvyLevie@poa.st @berkberkman@shitposter.world @BowsacNoodle@poa.st @JustJohnny@poa.st @Rwoeidk@poa.st @Robert_Edwardly@poa.st @PraxisOfEvil@poa.st @DEERBLOOD@poa.st @whiteman_@poa.st @graf@poa.st @RealRaul@poa.st @Waldbrand@poa.st @Xenophon@nicecrew.digital @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @Wormwood@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st him being jewish made the song go from a funny lighthearted parody of a genre to straight up antiwhite garbage. them's the rules

@BrazilianContrarian@poa.st Damn i listened to his stuff on the bus when I was 15 felt so edgy

@deprecated_ii@poa.st vodka at 10am?

@Fullmetal2255@shitposter.world sorry to say this but i think i like naked women (unironically)

@DEERBLOOD@poa.st @Will2Power@poa.st @Momther@merovingian.club I got Mondays and Tuesdays off rn. Only 2 more weeks at the bbq place. Then I'll be starting a 7-5 at a logistics office downtown. I'm gonna be totally raped by the hours and commute. I let my desperation to escape the kitchen get the better of me and took a rather mid offer. Best case scenario I get brainwashed into an actual workaholic and the grind becomes tolerable. They apparently have beers there too, which I only read as a red flag that the job is brutal. I don't even know anything about logistics lmao But at least I'll be working with mostly white guys among other things. Standing for 9 hours straight in a hot kitchen with beaners who barely speak English and leaving looking/smelling all greasy sucks. But I know I'll find reasons to miss it. I always do.

@deprecated_ii@poa.st h1b plumber?

@Shadowbroker2135@poa.st @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital first time I heard of stancil was when emily parodied his birthday party photo. I genuinely thought he was some fellow traveler and she was just having a laugh with a friend. but no he was a libtard lolcow

@MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital @Oven_Operators_LU_88@nicecrew.digital his priorities are securing israel and selling hats his voters are down there somewhere tho

niggas don't post bladerunner goslings anymore they just :aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: and RT: https://ak.kyaruc.moe/objects/cba08ba9-5173-442d-96a9-438b1ccfba91

@TheEternalBungholio@poa.st @elftummy@poa.st @SavvyLevie@poa.st @berkberkman@shitposter.world @BowsacNoodle@poa.st @JustJohnny@poa.st @Rwoeidk@poa.st @Robert_Edwardly@poa.st @PraxisOfEvil@poa.st @DEERBLOOD@poa.st @whiteman_@poa.st @graf@poa.st @RealRaul@poa.st @Waldbrand@poa.st @Xenophon@nicecrew.digital @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @Wormwood@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st I was in middle school when it was big so it's just nostalgic to me. I spent a lot of time with my millennial older brothers and their friends, so this was very much a culture I was immersed in. I can't hate the song either but on pure principle him being a kike who resents whites was his motive for making it lol

she makes me go :aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: nobody tell her i said that

@Eleutheria2@poa.st @DEERBLOOD@poa.st @Will2Power@poa.st @Momther@merovingian.club Spot on. I fucking hate cleaning out fryers. In fact I hate ALL the "maintenance" tasks at restaurants lol. Especially when it involves disassembling stuff and cleaning each part. Idk what it is, it's just so tedious. There's a lot of things I'm fond of when it's the right kitchen. Back in summer 2020 I returned to the pizza place I worked during high school. I wasn't a manager but I felt like one sometimes because I was tardwrangling the new teenagers often. And taking home free food is the best "benefit" ever when you're young and live as a dependent. I love the feeling of finishing a hectic Friday/Saturday shift and waking up with that light soreness all over. And water tastes fucking incredible after a brutal 2hr rush. What I hate about it is you never get weekends off, you're primarily working in the evenings (2nd shift is absolute trash imo), and obviously you get dirty. Pay and benefits are pretty lame too. When you're a kid it's far more tolerable. But as a proper adult I feel so behind my peers. Feels a bit shameful. Furthermore, it's impractical for adult life. No money and no evenings/weekends means no social or dating life. In the last 3-4 years I've given up on those, dating particularly, because it just isn't feasible. I'm hoping I can get back into that when I settle into the new job.

@deprecated_ii@poa.st @matty@nicecrew.digital tf is a chug name?

@matty@nicecrew.digital i like how it took trump awhile to come up with renaming lake ontario to america because its not as immediately apparent it's a 'non-american' name like the gulf of mexico was

@Terry@poa.st based if true

@Oven_Operators_LU_88@nicecrew.digital nigga gotta run for a third term before he can run for his fourth 😏

Unfortunately he has to shoot some schoolchildren first -_- then he’ll use it properly

@jb@nicecrew.digital lets see those migrants try to cross into european waters now