Goth Vaporeon

When matty drinks something stronger than a white claw

Women will overestimate everything, then drink 6 shots and claim they were roofied because they dont understand alcohol tolerance.

She jumped out the second story for some gay woman reason. Probably to garner sympathy or make it look as she was pushed out by the kids. Because my first instinct if my children somehow yeeted me out a window was to kill them (i hope this is obvious sarcasm)

The ethical use of ai is to make shitty artists go hungry and suicide

This is my soul waifu

Man what if we made a perfect self insert redditor mc for an anime?

Me when I see a dogshit anime

At least they are trying to replace them with robots and not Somalians currently.

Nintendo wants to know your location

Yeah, wife gets le hornt from it and I was le hornt last night

TIL apparently I completely dont understand friendship. I always assumed what people meant as friends was ride or die level trust. What they actually mean is what I consider acquaintances. I wondered why so many people have so many friends and its due to the fact its just someone who isnt an asshole to you.

Do you want everything to be mechanized or brown? Because this is how you get everything mechanized or brown.

Honestly it tastes much better

Man I really feel like Subaru has a familiar outlook on life and personality to someone, I just dont know who

Why are there like 52 different genders of rounds for guns now. Blackout, hornedy, whatever the fuck.

I literally asked one if he read my no soliciting sign and he said yeah anyways. Yelled at him to piss off and shook the house with how hard I slammed the door.

The jew fears the 6.5 PBR

Get mogged old fuck, you are salty he is banging all the wives.

Then dont vote for me.

Imagine legally fucking your sister bros. This dude is on a whole new level

The beauty of democracy is nobody is culpable for individual actions its the parties fault and the worst that can happen is you vote against it next time.

No

If you elect me president I will experiment on niggers to make fox humanoid hybrids. Later we will do it to asian women once the tech is perfected to give you a fox waifu with a fluffy ass tail.

Your insatiable lust of ladyboys

Also fuck roofing salesmen. Those dudes can suck a weinor

No heroin chiqe mouse

Get mad

>Lenin (theoretically) now in hasbin hotel >No nazis >MFW

@DEERBLOOD@poa.st the past two days of hellthreads explained.

Man its just a creative decision to show you how far you have come, and how bad it would suck to not be armed in this game.

I wonder if their vaginas taste identical or if the ph is slightly off for one.

>Disgusting objectification. This is not true, I treat my objects better than women.

I think we should put Protestants in labor camps and Catholics in IT positions. No idea why but it sounds like a hilarious disaster.

All sex with women is statutory rape because they are all mentally 14.

I mean lets be fair. Until they demanded that mental retardation be redefined (it used to be sub 80iq) approximately 40-50% of American niggers are retarded at 85 average IQ.

Haha none of you are hostile misogynists

Man I really wish this anime that had promise gets a second season. >That time I reincarnated as used Tupperware S3 premier next week.

Its not a mauling, its a surprise hug

I'm killing myself, I got Id'ed again at the liquor store. Im a 1900s model for fuck sake.

Just for that I'm also adding mouse girls to my campaign promise.

>Hot tub unc >Gets hot tubbed >looks inside >Doesnt like hit tub

I would say touch grass and start a family but thats impossible for you isnt it?

WHY THE FUCK IS FLAT SO HOT HOLY SHIT. ITS LIKE A DAMN GRIDDLE.

Make them debate 40k lore

The new iphone has an ai generator but it sucks ass. It looks like the intern was told "hey beat out an ai for that faggot shareholder that keeps asking for it to shut him up" damn thing wont even do just the prompt vaporeon.

None of these cowards will make fox waifus real

Any time you see a German post for long enough you wonder why Hitler even gave a damn.

What a shit pirate whos port goes out in a storm.