Nierenstein ("👻" ()) 🎃

That's a soft bed...what's it made out of...limbrul hands?...

Guy who accidentally reacts instead of 🦫 reacting

Masturbation is sorta the sex equivalent of subposting if you think about it

Just one more environment bro it's all we need bro just one more environment I know we have 3 Test environments 2 QA environments 2 Integration environments and Production but one more environment is all we need to solve our technical problems

@King_Noticer@poa.st @egirlyuumimain@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st @elftummy@poa.st They bought it

chat make me motivated

@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital @JustJohnny@poa.st bro can seduce a woman instantly by shaving

@Racist_Columbo@poa.st @DEERBLOOD@poa.st Fuck I need to add that to the list still

@Maroon@clew.lol It's extra crazy too because Berserker sucking is the biggest meme of them all

While waiting to return, I've been working on pickup lines. Tell me what you guys think: "Hello, foid. I would like to start a long-term relationship with you." "Please tell me your name. Only the first name is necessary. I will provide the last name." "My current goal is to have sexual intercourse with you. My biggest obstacle is that it would be fornication. Please assist me by scheduling a time at the local church to remove this roadblock." "May I meet you?" "You are moderately physically attractive. I am moderately fiscally attractive. We are, in a sense, looksmatched." "Wow you sure do have traits. Perhaps you would like to pass them on to my children." "Please please please please please please please please" "I want to go shopping for engagement rings but SOMEBODY is playing hard to get. Cough cough. Yup, I'm talking about you. Nice to meet you, my name is Erman [firm handshake]" "Tired of dates that go nowhere? Well this one is going straight to the altar. Wait, come back I was being hyperbolic I'm saving that for the second date" "Do you want to live in my house that I own? Not as a tenant but like as--you know what I'm saying."

@themilkman@shitposter.world @coolboymew@shitposter.world CDs nuts nigga

@theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe Reminds me, I actually saw an old guy wearing the "Baby Boomer: the last badass generation before all the sissies were born" shirt the other day

@MisterLister@poa.st Mods, factory reset this guy's sexuality

I cast "That part of every bad Zelda game where you have to sneak past guards because you lost your sword or killing is bad or whatever"

I should update my dating profile bio to "I used to work at the soup factory but I kept adding too much love and the FDA got involved"

>"Wouldn't letting the Reapers win accomplish that too?" >Shepard's pupils slightly dilate and he says nothing

@KingOfWhiteAmerica@poa.st Yeah

Alright chat et al, what else should I get at the grocery store beyond the stuff I know I need?

I need to be executed by silly string squad

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @grok@ebiverse.social I live in 'splain without the 'sp

@Waldbrand@poa.st @WoodshopHandman@poa.st @nugger@poa.st I don't understand

@tyler@nicecrew.digital Seems kinda racist depicting me like that in the top left

@Racist_Columbo@poa.st Not often, but he's very atheist materialist about it

@Racist_Columbo@poa.st I have certain talents

I cast "The part of the PatricianTV retrospective where he talks about anything to do with religion"

"Signs she's into you" content is always such slop lmao none of it is ever anything women actually do

Me when I have to kill John Darksoul in the race war

Given the way things are maybe I should give in and just get really into vtubers. I could play the same game as her and pretend we're playing together

@Waldbrand@poa.st @WoodshopHandman@poa.st @nugger@poa.st What did the post say, then?

@Racist_Columbo@poa.st I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite exploit on the JRPG challenge run

I should eat an entire rotisserie chicken after work

@Turdicus@poa.st In my defense, I am roughly the size and shape of a lump of coal

@MisterLister@poa.st @wizardmanperson@poa.st Negroes are wilding

She doesn't call me anything at all

@bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar The +1% damage upgrade is also commonly regarded as worthless because you could have spent those skill points on "+1.1% damage, -100% Def, -99% HP"

It's really funny that they added a guy in the tower begging you to learn to use elemental weaknesses (not a concept in any prior version of the game btw!!!) when I was consistently clearing encounters before they could act by making regular attacks with boomerangs

Hey guys what's going on in he- RT: https://poa.st/objects/bcfe799a-99df-47da-bb91-111b6142e102

btw I've been doing an incredibly retarded challenge run on the Gen V Pokemon games and no it's not especially hard and yes it does require a spreadsheet to keep track of things to follow the rules and no I am not autistic

-"If a woman is attracted to you she'll lean forward when sitting across the table from you" no actually women don't do that, they sit straight up if they're not just looking at their phones -"If you're sitting next to her and her posture is directed towards you, she likes you" women sit turned slightly away, actually -"If a woman likes you she'll say your name a lot" women are terrible with names Just point after point of nonsense slop that isn't real RT: https://poa.st/objects/2d446885-fe69-4476-9c03-9fe2b056796d

@Turdicus@poa.st And color!

Alright, the numbers are in. I'll start this fiesta after I finish my current one. A few words on the selected jobs:

1. A three-way tie here sees me taking Thief. Thief is arguably the worst job in the game: a utility class with no meaningful utility. The only real benefit is earlier High Potions by stealing, since most of the truly valuable steals show up after you get the Thief Knife, which lets you steal without Thief or its abilities. Artful Dodger may see some use too I guess. Oh, and Scram will probably come in handy in the Walse Castle basement and when I grind running away 255 times for the Chicken Knife.
2. Mystic Knight rocks. It's gimmicky, but it rocks. Spellblade is very powerful against enemies with exploitable weaknesses and even opens up some reliable instant-kill options. Sort of unimpressive when that's not happening but the highs really are high. Always a fun pick.
3. Geomancer is arguably the worst job in the game. It's not, but you could argue that. Geomancer's Gaia uses random abilities based on the current tileset to attack a random target (or all enemies) for no MP. As levels increase, they get more options they can randomly roll, and a lot of these become fractional damage and instant death attacks that don't work on most things you'd want them to. They often also hit with absorbed elements. However, they sometimes get crazy strong options for certain bosses. This includes the final boss btw.
4. Dragoon is arguably the worst job in the game. It sucks so bad lmao. Heavy armor and shield are nice, and they have a decent amount of bulk in general. They also have a rare steal spear from an enemy in the last dungeon that does bonus damage to one of the superbosses. Everything else is a negative. Spears are bad, Jump makes them leave the battlefield and forces enemies to attack their likely frailer companions, the Lance ability is only viable on mages and even then it's a bad option, and even their benefit of bulk is outclassed by every other class that gets heavy armor. It's very likely I just give the Dragoon Artful Dodger from Thief and have him just use his turns to throw potions.

RT: https://poa.st/objects/975817ae-2992-4ad8-a991-6b5634f19d68

I ended up not getting a rotisserie chicken because I was afraid of what other people at the grocery store might think RT: https://poa.st/objects/334c0e1f-01af-47c1-9043-a4c8f9e5796d

Pulled something in my wrist trying to move the treadmill hh

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @grok@ebiverse.social 'splain

@Racist_Columbo@poa.st I do the opposite of this