Crux_Invictus

@mushroom_soup@poa.st >me communing with the machine spirit to work out what's wrong with the wiring of my house

@deprecated_ii@poa.st >"I tell my son to go to uni to get a real job, but I would NEVER EVER EVER hire him."

@BanjoPartisan@poa.st And yet the boomers will continue to freak out about Pauline instead of realising that she's just the liberals from a few years ago. I'm tired cobber.

THEY FINALLY GAVE BASIL BRUSH A GAME

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>me on the way to service after spending all night finishing the sermon

@grips@cawfee.club DREAM @SuperLutheran@poa.st CALLED ME A "FART FROM THE DEVIL'S OWN ARSEHOLE!" It was very traumatic.

Bold of you to assume the Australian government will let Australia use the resources it has access to.

Brother Seraphim Claviculus Theophilus experiences MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE as he is PIETYMOGGED by ASU Abbot while FASTMAXXING.

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They're calling it the most Millennial thing ever

@deprecated_ii@poa.st If AI was going to cure cancer we wouldn't have been given access to it.

The absolute state of fakecels

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The lion does not see a price and knows, through his mighty primal instinct, that he cannot afford it.

>"check out my new truck"
>poasts pictures of a ute
Women, amirite chat?

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>the hand of God turning harm away from the Temu ship carrying my latest order of printed polyester paraments

>Voice acting in the big current year: more words more gooder

I don't understand. How can there be a skilled labour shortage? We're importing infinity Indians, are you saying this great influx of uber drivers hasn't solved the shortage?

This how they're going to catch some of you wizzas

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So this is where it all started to go wrong?

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There can only be one.

Is the cure to the male loneliness epidemic being the LEADER OF THE PACK?! RT: https://poa.st/objects/e736f24d-0d12-462e-840f-1258f20ec266

>It's current year and there's only re-runs.

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>He thought the prices wouldn't drop until after the Easter long weekend >He thought wrong

>when the goy says something so goyish you've got to give them the Heeby jeebies

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Truly racing games peaked with Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit.

@wizardmanperson@poa.st @deprecated_ii@poa.st Unc's bringing a whole new meaning to Buttlerian Jihad

This kills the @YeetLibs

Truly vtubers will be what kills vtubing in the end. I'm not a dedicated fan and even I am getting bored of it all.

How fitting that #3 is a #3. Well done.

You'd think that but then you compare the Aboriginals with Indians and realise that they found it once and then (thank God) forgot the way.

Which results in more lost faith? Working in IT for years or genAI?

A journey of 16 hours begins with just one step

Your mistake was going to Burger King, you should've gone to Hungry Jacks.

People keep saying Millthorpe and I keep thinking about the town in NSW and getting depressed at the thought of it being flooded by Indians.

@PankoPoster@poa.st Unc's thinking about being "rear ended" by a "girl"

Not me. I'm stone cold.

Was that the one with a mode where you purposefully wreak your car and see how much damage you can cause? That was pretty peak.

He ain't heavy, he's my mutual

King "if she's green I'm keen" Noticer

>"heh, nice argument limbrul.... But did you consider my big rock?"

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@grips@cawfee.club @SuperLutheran@poa.st Super is really mean when he's astral projecting into dreams

You will pay $15 for a block of Cadbury and you'll be happy!

THE LEGENDS WERE TRUE

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