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mastodon 4.6.6Traded from mastodon.online for a third-round draft pick and cash considerations.
code smasher, anarcho-dad, part of the cybernetic system of capitalism that is trying to destroy me
works as designed #wontfix
442 Followers
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Joined October 09, 2025
pronouns:
he / him
location:
PDX
Where are we going?:
Planet Ten!
When are we going?:
Real soon!
free dispensary name: Fine Young Cannabis
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@Irenetherogue I'm closing my account at a major banking institution (the final step in switching to a credit union)
This is a meme holdup. Put your memes in the bag and keep your hands where I can see em
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@mttaggart@infosec.exchange gonna start selling artisanally spraypainted cardboard boxes labeled "doomsday device" and achieve the same material effect
What goofus called it glitterbombing instead of "glitzkrieg"?
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@mrencyclopedia @0x0ddc0ffee the bsky poster called it "the claude delusion" and I loled
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@WeirdWriter@caneandable.social this is a huge deal, you see it all the time with individuals in oppressed or underserved groups who are very willing to be a token to further their own oppression. you can't outsource your conscience, so we have to be able to hear uncomfortable opinions without letting an individual play spokesperson. good insight, thank you for this
anarchists do it horizontally
hey yo, use alt text for fucks sake
who up awaiting silent tristero's empire
saw a sticker today that said "goth is dead" and if that isn't the biggest setup to "joke's on you i'm into that shit"
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@http_error_418@hachyderm.io @ben@mastodon.lubar.me @matildalove@wetdry.world where's the server that will literally slap a nazi over IP
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@Undercat not Canadian but Nanaimo Bars are delicious, so at least you'll have that going for you
very cool crew at #pdxfedi meetup
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@artemis I think some of these folks know that, and want that, because they know what is good for their portfolio. Some folks want it because they don't know better: politics is something you only "have to pay attention to" when there's a crisis. The liberal politicians have convinced them that the only crises are a) economic, which no one can predict or prevent, or b) when the right gets just a little too much power
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@artemis yeah the difference between rich and rich-rich. It's why SCOTUS sometimes rules against Trump on economic shit, I think
brb inventing a line of tactical adult diapers called MANPADS
dog whisper politics
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@michelestrider@mastodon.social @liferstate@mas.to pretty sure they use the small copies in Marriott which have the thin sheets, so yes, perfect for doobz
plowed through There Is No Antimemetics Division, that was a fun lil read
now playing: ballroom blitz for some reason
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@LoganFive@beige.party growing up Mormon it was "trust the Holy Ghost", the idea being that God would talk to you in your quiet moments through thoughts that seemed to come from outside. The *way* I tried to give myself so much mental illness by following this advice.
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@theropologist oh yeah, it is really common when I'm scrolling through the old posts of like a photography account or like Comics Outta Context or something. I can't force it to repro at the moment
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@serverlessaoife@mastodon.social o7 i salute our heroes, the certified forklift operators
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@senj@surf.cyberspace.club Jesus fucking Christ, also people are still on about Crumbl? yikes
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@danirabbit@mastodon.online seems pretty clear they're going to hit the streets. if we're lucky, ready to scrap
the wedding happening right next to the meetup. #pdxfedi #theWediverse
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the Oregon GOP has an unbeatable edge on affordability, she can't contest them there. pretending she has resisted the regime is a transparent lie. she needs something this Spring.