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bstow

@bstow@beige.party
mastodon 4.7.3
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Recovering software developer, sometimes sailor, full-time lover of Great Danes, and Valheim addict.

Avatar image is a picture of a very dirty me after a mud run event, enjoying a beer and wearing my pirate hat.

Background image is a wide shot of Cat Cay in the Bahamas, featuring the sometimes functional - and sometimes not - navigation signal light.

108 Followers
164 Following
36 Posts
Joined April 07, 2025
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 6mo ago

Zena enjoys exercise.

It’s a lot of fun.

To watch.

#dogsofmastodon #rescuedog #greatdane

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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 9mo ago
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@Natasha_Jay Gen-Xers leave traditional social media because of world-weariness, the fading of our power in a world shifting towards the Age of AI Bullshit, and a spiritual call to the Federated Lands where we can find peace, as our time in the commercialized Internet ends with the defeat of the Metaverse and the destruction of the Meta Quest fever-dream. We travel west on ships from Reddit, X, and TikTok, seeking a final rest in the land of Mastodon, a place free from decay, though some linger or fade away in Bluesky.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@effies *You* say it was not time for dinner but offer no proof. Meanwhile, very convincing proof that it was time for dinner is staring me in the face. Are you sure you wish to rest your case, counselor?
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@geekysteven I should have known it would be an American making broad over-generalizations to paint everyone in a bad light.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@inpc It was me. And I'd do it again.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@nelson I, for one, welcome my new Bubble People overlords.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange @lifewithtrees@mstdn.social I also sleep with a dinosaur cousin. We are not the same.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@0xabad1dea Free life advice: Find someone who looks at you the way that Odin's girlfriend looks at him.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@Tijn Call me when you can optimize your UMA without using QEMM, Claude.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@arstechnica Found the topic for the next edition of America's Favorite Podcast-Within-a-Podcast.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@geekysteven Cool cool cool, now do the one where you equate all Germans to Hitler!
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 3mo ago
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@maxleibman@beige.party Is that a Venn diagram, or a just a fuzzy-edged circle?
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@quinn We are sorry, but you have played beyond the 14 day return window and are no longer eligible for a refund.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 4mo ago
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@copter_chief@mstdn.party @samlitzinger@journa.host Why would they fire her? She's dismantling effective journalism, and that's why they hired her, because that's what the people who bought the company wanted done. More likely that they'll promote her. No one should be looking to CBS for journalism at this point.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 4mo ago
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@maxleibman@beige.party it extracts toots from you daily
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange That’s pretty corny, but I’m nomad about it.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@NorcalGma2 If you ever need more grandkids, I'm available. Just sayin.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@neauoire@merveilles.town Yellow is inches, white is tenths.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@massivelyop I dropped a rock into this rabbit hole and I never heard an echo back.... I'm scared.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Every king needs his throne.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@saltywizard@beige.party but that’s not what the oil investors paid for when they bought all those cheap politicians
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@matovius @arstechnica We must lobby @nilay_patel to make it a daily podcast. Too much stupid to fit in a weekly format.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 14mo ago
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@marjolica@social.linux.pizza @frogglin@theblower.au Oh no, not again.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 10mo ago
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@JoshJers@mastodon.gamedev.place @munin@infosec.exchange @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place "Never attribute to developers [malice] that which is adequately explained by the marketing department [stupidity]."
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@futurebird@sauropods.win if I already have two of these, can I still pick another one, or would this be considered greedy?
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 7mo ago
Replying to on lgbtqia.space
@dianea@lgbtqia.space all of my 8250 UARTS were upgraded to 16550AFN and if you think you are going to steal their IRQs, you are going to end up on the table at the next swap meet, Mr Random POS expansion card
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 14mo ago
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@diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk Do you have a startup company for this technology? I would like to invest a few billion dollars in it and get the Ted Talks for it scheduled.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 17mo ago
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@devxvda@mastodon.ie Fertilizer rarely knows it's true purpose.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 9mo ago
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@mattblaze@federate.social Try using some silicon spray on it first, often they don't need a full refurb just a good lube job.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 8mo ago
Replying to on mastodon.social
@cmconseils@mastodon.social Tell me you've never actually known a software developer without telling me you've never actually known a software developer.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@Daojoan Doesn't have the same ring as "Spill the wine, take that pearl."
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 10mo ago
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@jasonkoebler@mastodon.social Not the "Do That with Acrobat" ad campaign they were hoping for.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@dosnostalgic@mastodon.social there goes my weekend
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 2mo ago
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@lennart@mastodon.world > What's that funny boat in the second picture? I believe that's a mast-aft rig, but not sure of much beyond that. Don't see many of those creatures in the wild.
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 9mo ago
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social but he does it anyway because “F you, I’m Dick Van Dyke, you can’t stop me. Chitty chitty, bang bang, biatch.”
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bstow @bstow@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org Thank god he wasn't wearing a tan suit.
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