Bloody Gordon Burns!
Stopping that needy smoke alarm from beeping erratically was like the Krypton Factor.
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@limneticvillains@mastodon.online this is shocking because until recently they said that mankind was unique because of it's is the only species to use satellite imagery and hula hoops. I guess that's just hula hoops.
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
You don't get treated for worms at the barbers either. Rip off Britain!
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social whereas Commander of the Armed Forces a la Mode means a five star general with ice cream
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@veronica@mastodon.online @limneticvillains@mastodon.online shit, you're right. We've got nothing I'm afraid
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@missmelanieh@mastodonapp.uk @assimilateborg@kind.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party the Women's T20 world cup was buried on BBC sport. The England team's first match is today in edgbaston !
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@TwoClownsEating@beige.party @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Mat - we're just looking at the tip of the iceberg. In time Ben and all of society will be sympatico
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@phil@gotosocial.quokka.today @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party remind me. What's the fedi potato sharing app?
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@davidnjoku@mastodon.world at least she is working with a solid, albeit small , empirical evidence based
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social the trick at the barber's is to default to no.
Would you like a cut throat shave? No
Would you like your ears burnt? No
Would you like product? No
Would you like our special smell? No
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*evaluation*
The butter was eaten on hot cross buns and was very nice (figure 4)
*Statistical analysis*
Biologists normally rely upon a friend to do statistics for them, but I was alone in the woods so I will ignore the small sample size
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*observations*
1km. Cream thickened, no separation
2km. No separation
3km. No separation. The vessel has begun to leak
4km. Enter the woods. Bluebells present in abundance. No separation
5km. A multitude of bluebells. The experimenter is spiritually uplifted. No separation.
6km. More bluebells. No separation
7km. Exit wood. No separation
8km. No separation
9km. I begin to be concerned that I have just made whipped cream
Upon returning to the laboratory further investigation confirmed that the vessel contained whipped cream (figure 2).
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apparatus
- 300ml Tesco's double cream
- A clear Tetley's cold infusions water bottle (the vessel)
- A bluebell wood
- Iced water
- Salt
Method
- Put the cream in the vessel
- Run 9k in bluebell woods
- Make butter
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@phil@gotosocial.quokka.today @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party here you go. One for the gallery.
#Mashtodon
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@brian_greenberg@infosec.exchange @Paperposts@zirk.us no, Ms Visio was rebranded Copilot for Shapes in January
Anyway good work by the French Govt when the UK establishment cannot even contemplate leaving twitter.
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*setup*
The cream was added to the vessel (figure 1). I did not have a camera phone (McKenzie & Clement 2008) to record the butter making process during the run, so I recorded my observations in my mind.
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*conclusion*
High quality butter was produced and the lead investigator believes that running in bluebell woods is a highly efficient method of producing butter. Further investigation is required to determine whether bluebells themselves can be turned into butter.
#NaturalPhilosophy #Butter #Running
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*redemption*
The lead investigator then had a shower and a cup of instant coffee and considered inconsistencies in the scientific literature (had YouTube lied to me?). The lead investigator then gave the vessel a good shake for 5 minutes, after which time they heard a loud 'sploosh' and the cream in the vessel separated into butter and buttermilk. Post processing was performed by washing the butter in icy water to remove any buttermilk (figure 3).
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party @thebeeguy@mastodon.ie it's cool that she's on mastodon
Dinner Party - I wonder
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@dashdsrdash (I would also appreciate Reader Mode for the cooking instructions on ready meals)
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@afewbugs@social.coop now I am thinking more deeply about snail relocation than I had intended this morning.
I did meet a colleague last week who said that whilst his family did not have any other pets he did keep some exotic woodlice. Except he called them isopods.
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Apologies to local pope fans who mistakenly thought that there was a new pontiff.
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risk assessment Key risks
- Getting lost in the woods
- knee knack
- accidentally drinking from the vessel when running
Controls Firstly I left the cream in the fridge overnight and it did not turn into butter. Secondly I carried a water bottle containing water, this also did not turn into butter.