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@elfin@mstdn.social @knutson_brain@sfba.social

@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org it is so sad to see that people are forced to own a car and pay for fuel instead of being able to use all that money to live. That's what is caused by inexisting public transport and cities built in a way to force you to use a car just to get anything.

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party don't lie, the world cup is on!!! https://www.pdc-europe.tv/tournaments/major-2026-de/world-cup-of-darts-2026/

@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu I hope you dump more drone production capabilities to ukraine so that they can have 1 drone per minute built and hitting russia. That is 1440 Drones per day, every day. 10080 drones per week. 43200 drones per month. Do it!

@Strandjunker@mstdn.social no you have not, you need to watch it all!!! ALL OF IT

@Shivviness@beige.party @gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green Massive Ontario warehouse set on fire by alleged arsonist to be demolished https://nypost.com/2026/05/11/us-news/massive-ontario-warehouse-set-on-fire-by-alleged-arsonist-to-be-demolished/

@gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green hmm, dropping atom bombs would be a solution when the data center is finished.

@petko nothing that torrent cannot solve.

@maxleibman he is ready to wipe out a whole nation over this.

@cy hurricanes use the heat from the ocean to dissipate it. And they do that with 600000GW of power. I simply googled that number and ran with the first one I found. 😂 https://energi.media/news/noaa-how-much-energy-does-a-hurricane-release/ Imagine the datacenter would be the size of a hurricane, it would produce 0.05 (a.k.a. 0.0005%) of the power a hurricane needs. So not enough to power such a storm. What about tornadoes. Can the datacenter create own weather patterns generating tornadoes and so solve the whole problem?

@Nonilex@masto.ai I once drew a picture with corn seeds. The next year, the corn plants came out and when cutting the grass, the picture was strongly visible.

@VisualStuart@pdx.social the agreement will of course stipulate that ICE and all other "amercian non natives" are now immigrants and have to be deported. Yes?

@Catvalente it's called bullshitting. And I call it that.

@alextecplayz @Wraithe california should force a livable minimal wage.

@cy a tornado is 1.5GWh (5.53 TJ)? I'm not good in knowing the difference in Wh and W. But that's a number. That's the kinetic energy the tornado puts onto the ground. Not what's needed to create one. So we can't generate 10 Tornadoes permanently with the datacenter. That's sad. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4489157/

@greenpeace@mastodon.social they don't drop bombs on Iran for the oil. They drop bombs on Iran to divert from the Epstein files.

@kottke only 99 Million? So it paid off as they for sure made more money than this by locking everything down. I expected something like 500 Billion. Oh well, then companies will continue doing this.

@parismarx "the people refining the technique of bombing stopped asking what the bombing was for" from Sherry's 1987 book about 1944.

@StaceyCornelius@zeroes.ca @quoidian@mastodon.online a german satirical paper has the tradition to only produce real news stories on 1st of April. And it's so amazingly good.

@mcfadden@mastodon.social I know there is a lonely island. Move everyone there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Saint_James

@saltywizard@beige.party just a cupple of toots from yours, I saw this link, which is probably what you have read. https://newrepublic.com/article/207946/iran-war-oil-hormuz-price-energy

@gabrielesvelto@mas.to ➡️ I already don't 🚀 read text ✏️ which looks 👀 like this one.❗

@mattsheffield@mastodon.social well they elected a raging lunatic, and then elected a raging lunatic again!

@vad@defcon.social @emilyyoung@tech.lgbt it's At least signal has now the option to only need the number for initialization. Plus many other advantages over crappy whatsapp. To solve the phone number problem, I get myself a cheap SIM which I only use for that.

@ianrosewrites I think "deport ice" is now the best option. I mean all of it. The leaders, the organizers, the bureaucrats, the executors. EVERYONE. All 300000 people. Just move them to a random island or guatanamo. Take all their money and build a Burj Kalifa sized skyscraper on tiny epstein island and squeeze them all in there.

@blogdiva@mastodon.social science already found god in creation. It's really easy. God is everywhere where scientists say "it's just like that". The big bang and what came "before" (I know, time actually started with the big bang). Or the singularity of black holes. Or why the hubble constant makes no sense. Dark matter. Dark energy. Quantum physics...

@osm_tech I blocked user agents matching "Chrome.139.0.0.0 Safari.537.36" as this combination seems to not exist, except for millions of requests out of china.

@FediTips@social.growyourown.services I moved server once, and it was sad that my post history could not be moved. Is that still the case?

@GrapheneOS@grapheneos.social just set everyone's birth date to 1970-jan-01

@mattblaze@federate.social you are going to war with the EU which mandates USBc on everything.

@eff does the 2nd amendment allow to shoot at cameras?

@amirbkhan@mastodon.social what are zionists anyway? Are that fascist jews?

@Brokar@mastodon.social @gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green they run the data center directly off the emergency generators. No electricity hookup needed.

@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu diversity is what makes humanity strong. Monoculture is prone to diseases. Fascism wants monoculture.

@amirbkhan@mastodon.social but zionism is another word for fascism?

@Nonilex@masto.ai "he has 4 names instead of 2, he has to die!" - The GOP.

@mcnado@mstdn.social maybe it's time to puncture the tires of republican voter cars...

@VisualStuart@pdx.social delete it before pasting to whatsapp or similar, as those are going to immediately take the link and creating a thumbnail/preview. And so youtube will know and can track. Sometimes, even after editing, the thumbnail retains the tracking ID and all your friends will be tracked as well.

@MLE_online@social.afront.org they don't need to hire anyone anymore. the AI will do all those jobs. 🤪

@sundogplanets@mastodon.social do you know how to avoid these satellites to launch? Ships and planes moving around in the exclusion zone! They cannot launch if anything is in there. Where one should be can be obtained by checking alerts on where you should not be during the launch.

@cy how many hurricanes? 1 hurricane = 600TW. So it's 0.00003 hurricanes.

@OpenSourceCollective I was hoping to find here a statement about usage of persona and that you have abandoned it. Well I am disappointed. LOL.

@emilyyoung@tech.lgbt signal is pretty good for many communication use cases. you can dump email and whatsapp.

@mattblaze@federate.social zjr EU mandates USBc on all devices, including those which are not USBc.

@rbreich@masto.ai they pay more. They pay millions to Trump, so that they don't need to pay taxes. The trump corruption is cheaper than taxes.

@990000@mstdn.social AI is still too cheap.

@Strandjunker I just want to know when we reach 70 million cases.

@thirstybear@agilodon.social in my long quest to find AI any use, I found "one shot usage programs". So you generate them once. They do a thing by only running once, and then you never ever need them again. Especially you don't need to maintain them as you delete the program immediately after use. That's a very specific use case. Security researchers do that.