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instantiatethis

@instantiatethis@keyboards.social
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librarian by day keyboard enthusiast by night cat owner all the time

502 Followers
156 Following
50 Posts
Joined June 16, 2023
Website:
https://instantiatethis.me/
Twitch:
https://www.twitch.tv/instantiatethis
Pronouns:
they/them probably most of the time but not always
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 3w ago
Things are getting wild. #CatsOfMastodon #FosterKitten
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 2w ago
I should be in bed but I have an Important Tiresias Update: he blep. #WhiskerWednesday #FosterKitten #CatsOfMastodon
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 3w ago
I like cats more than almost everything
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 2mo ago
10/10 Cutest trap, would get trapped again. #caturday #FosterKitten
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 3mo ago
This cat is in my house :blobcatsadreach: #FosterKitten #CatsOfMastodon
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 3mo ago
Flynn is an excellent #FosterKitten and #keyboard model. #CatsOfMastodon
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 2mo ago
I did get this charming moment tho #FosterKitten #CatsOfMastodon
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
The face of a boy that is so done with medicine burritoing #FosterKitten #CatsOfMastodon
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 2mo ago
Really Important Update #WhiskerWednesday
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 2mo ago
If I was better at painting I would want to paint him like a Rembrandt #WhiskerWednesday
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 2mo ago
I don't have a book problem. I have a book solution. As in I could fight off a hoard by throwing books at them.
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago

Precious baby angel man Brimley #CatsOfMastodon #FosterCat

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago
Box queen Katherine #WhiskerWednesfay #CatsOfMastodon
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago
No, you go to bed. I've got important staring at Brimley to do. #CatsOfMastodon #FosterCat #TechnicallyCaturday #TheBestKindOfCaturday
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4w ago
I hate when I drop something and wake up a cat
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 2mo ago
Last day with these precious angel baby criminals. They are going to a PetSmart adoption center which is where most of our cats get adopted. They have been a delight and only damaged a handful of things. They did make using my computer very difficult many times :blobcatgiggle: #caturday #FosterKittens
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago

KITTENS ARE SO CUTE

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago

My peony is spectacular this year #Bloomscrolling

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
I wish it wasn't 90% humidity now that it isn't wildly hot
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago

I'm glad somebody likes the heat #Bloomscrolling

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 3mo ago
It's so cute when cats nibble on their leggies like it's an ear of corn
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago

It is hard to be motivated for work when management is shit

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 2mo ago
It's the type of weather that when I step outside I can't help but say "hot"
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 3mo ago
Dealing with one of my greatest ADHD challenges: trying to figure out which smoke detector is beeping but getting bored/distracted before it beeps again to confirm
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 2mo ago
Well those 5 days without a heat advisory were nice. Actually no they weren't, it was still too hot and 90+% humidity the whole time
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago

Now that I work from home more the question is how many lounge pants do I want/need? It is definitely higher than it used to be.

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago

You would think with my currently 6 to 1 cats at home it would be enough cats but no I need all your cat photos, my dear internet

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago

The cats do not understand that I am overheated

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago

I don't see a lot of ads but It is funny to think about who they think I am when I do get one. Like who thinks I am a person that is buying yachts more than double my mortgage? Someone that pays the New York Times does

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 2mo ago
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 2mo ago
Kittens are really cute
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago

Am I hungry or bored? An ADHD Story

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago

It is too sweaty yet again

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 5mo ago

Life would be so much easier if I could not worry about the ethics. Like I know people not thinking about ethics is why so many things are shit. But whew does it do damage to my body and brain sometimes

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 5mo ago

Its so nice out and my sinuses are so mad

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
This kinda HR and management bullshit enrages me. Tons of people shift time around for a kid's play or so they can go to a pottery class, but when it is your or your family's health/mental health it is seen as taking advantage of the system. I got feedback both that I didn't share enough and I shared too much with management/hr when trying to thread the needle of being a human in a fascist patriarchy
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 5mo ago

Will I ever stop being mad at management bullshit? Randomly thinking of things two years ago that were relatively small but so demonstrative of outdated and bigoted thinking, but somehow I was the problem.

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
how do I count this in the analytics 😆
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
I went with I don't partially due to indecisive misclicking
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@xixora@mastodon.social the issue is they make the burden of proof quite difficult and they count anything over 3 days as an 'absence'. It's not just a short doctors note to the manager to get the leave approved. Also for many classes of workers if they are out of PTO (which you know the US is bad about anyway) they will only approve unpaid leave which is bad when the hospital bills are outrageous. The US is basically get sick and lose job as the default system.
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 3mo ago
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It made me laugh out loud again #CatsOfMastodon
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago

It's too sweaty for 9am

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago

Feeling weird. Thing I have been working on semi-solo happened today so I am just like oh I don't need to think about that anymore but its what I have been mostly thinking about for the last month so like... brain is confused

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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@loriemerson@post.lurk.org it's fully got my group of former Catholic school atheists at the ready if our workplaces start having mandates
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago
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@xixora@mastodon.social so yeah this situation was basically you should have told them to take unpaid leave and that there isn't remote work for them because they had dared use all their PTO being in a wedding party the previous month
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
While painful, thinking about these things continues to help me be like yeah maybe better I'm not a manager anymore. I believe that you can be a good leader without being a hardliner and why be hard when the world already is, but administration wants managers not leaders. I am getting better at reclaiming my "too sensitive" label. I am too sensitive to coldly follow unwritten policies and too sensitive to justify every decision to them
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@cR0w@infosec.exchange Me holding a kitten earlier: you have a stinky butt
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instantiatethis @instantiatethis@keyboards.social
· 1mo ago
Kinda let my back garden take over and I really like my happy stair begonia #bloomscrolling
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