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The "Honorable" Republican Senator from Missouri, Eric Schmitt was being considered to become the running mate of current Vice President, Couch Enthusiast, and Mascara Applier JD Vance for the 2028 Electoral Season. Looks like his interaction with Jack Smith completely obliterated those changes.
Thoughts and prayers
Thoughts and prayers
Bob Macke passed away? Sad to hear that.
I know he was the designer to the stars, but this is by far my favorite outfit of his …
Statements that may or may not be true, but have extensive backstories:
"I don't know why they want to divorce me."
"I don't understand why my adult children don't want to talk to me at all."
"I can't imagine why I am in front of the Hague International court."
Dragon Riders of Perth
Ed Sheeran: I am mother-tucking Ed Sheeran! I can do whatever the fcuk I want!
His Opening Acts: Hold our beers.
His Band: The fcuk you say?
Terminator: Son sends his father to the past to impregnate his mother so he can be born.
Terminator 2: Killer robot becomes father figure to future savior of mankind.
Terminator 3: The future cannot be changed.
Terminator 4: Timeline's broken.
Terminator 5: Broken timeline gets even more broken.
Terminator 6: Another timeline ... gets broken.
We need Starfleet's Temporal Corps to intervene, come to our timeline, and reset everything.
#Terminator
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If he talks fascist,
If he reads fascist,
If he posts fascist,
If he dress fascist,
He not progressive.
He fascist.
Day two on Paxlovid. I’d be in the hospital if I wasn’t taking this stuff.
It’s day 6 of having fever, which means I’m still fighting this effing infection.
Be the reason the Dark Lord decides to leave your city alone.
Let us remember that the much-vaunted Pilgrims were a bunch of religious extremists that moved to America because no one in Europe wanted to have them around judging them for being sinners most foul.
Those nutty religious people made Christofascists look tame by comparison.
Become ungovernable, like a toddler who’s learned to say “NO!”
The entire hamlet was relieved as they saw the police vehicle take them away. Women wept, men held on to their children, and children stopped being fearful.
Their reign of terror was finally over.
I think one of the hardest things about being a progressive is realizing that there are people out there who ...
- Want everything burnt to the ground so we can start all over.
OR
- Want everything to go back to a fictional time when things were perfect.
OR
- Want nothing ... absolutely nothing to change.
Nice fun little factoid to make your day ...
Wilford Brimley was 49 years old when he started filming "Cocoon."
We have a new roommate.
We will not be charging them anything, as they are our own private extermination corp.
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Super Long Day
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Panoramic photo. Doesn’t do it justice, but is amazing.
Meteor Crater, AZ
Replying to
@RickiTarr@beige.party I just hope they don't smarten up to the historical person of Jesus being a short Middle Eastern man with brown skin, brown eyes, black hair who most likely spoke Aramaic or Hebrew.
Overheard at the bar,
“I know he looks like a sunken-chest, basement-dwelling dork, but I’m telling you, you’d never call the magnificent tumescence he’s packing by its scientific term. To say he’s gifted would be a gross understatement.”
I believe my mom has entered the second childhood portion of her life.
I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, realizing that despite all your protestations, you also love to eat muppet burgers.
Peter Thiel looks like the kind of guy who wishes he could wear those very cool German WWII uniforms.
“Jack and Jill have lived in their Victorian home for 15 years. Jill wants to move to a more modern home, one that isn’t haunted by an eldritch spirit. Jack insists that he cannot leave the house or the cursed seals will break, bringing forth the end of the world. Will the love the remodel and exorcism, or will they move to a curse-free home? Find out on this week’s very special episode of ‘Love It or List it!’”
She likes to celebrate Independence Day by sitting in a Confederate Cemetery, summoning the spirits of the dead, and reminding them that their sacrifice was for nothing.
A Brit and an Aussie look at you askance, smirk in a devil-may-care way, and call you “mate.”
Which one makes your knees go all wobbly, and why is it the Australian?
As someone who really likes sunlight and loves summer ... I'm all for DST becoming the default time for USAians.
I'm sure there are other people who would prefer Standard Time to rule the land.
Either way ... whatever happens, happens.
"... and that's why we live hundreds of miles away from our parents, dear."
My Socials have started showing me girl dorm room reveals ... Southern mom style.
Why are Southern moms so extra?
All's well that ends with you being somewhere else
Meanwhile, at the White House,
Temu Goebbels is upset that his play to end Birthright Citizenship has been turned down by SCOTUS.
Sex so good … you’ll file an insurance claim with a smile on your face.
“No, that’s not ‘gay.’ THIS is gay: That top with that skirt is a fashion misdemeanor, but those flats elevate the whole outfit to a fashion felony. And you need to find yourself a drag queen so she can give you some make up tips, because … girl … you look like a drunk clown after a rainstorm.”
"I still remember when I made my first billion ... it was one of the best days of my life. Not so much for a few million of the poors, but I got my cut!"
Replying to
@HG@beige.party The culprit was found, but apparently, he was a member of the 12 Families, as as such, his identity remains sealed.
If you're a USAian of a certain age, the phrase below will trigger an auditory memory:
IN A WORLD ...
I would groom anywhere for love
One of the fun parts of working with a functional team is that when the blamestorm hits ... we're already ensconsed in the shelter and nothing sticks to us.
Replying to
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party she's awesome ... she was very good in Deadpool & Wolverine and Bullet Train.
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I mean, don't they call the name of their god when things get heated?
Apparently, being a religious club member and getting up in front of an entire plane full of a captive audience to share your “testimony” is now happening?
Oof. If it happened on my plane, I’d shout, “Raise your hand if you consider yourself a Xian. Keep your hands up. Now, if you’re embarrassed by this person’s performative witness, please keep your hands up.”
Maybe she's born with it
Maybe she's an eldritch horror wearing human skin
At least they no longer kill soccer players for failing to perform properly for their country in the World Cup.