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FiXato

@FiXato@toot.cat
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A Dutch stay-at-home father with an interest in creative outlets such as code and (aquarelle) paintings, living in northern Norway, occasionally posting about his kid #BeardGrabber.

Before following me, please interact with me in some way. Favourite or reply to posts of mine that interest you, or even just send me a message, so I know I'm not dealing with bots or mass-follow requests.

Original avatar, a bearded fish wearing a hat, by @dm7755@mastodon.art. Header image, a green meadow, by me.

486 Followers
306 Following
50 Posts
Joined January 05, 2021
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 2mo ago
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@fesshole@mastodon.social and after it he unmasked himself as your boyfriend
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 2mo ago
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@fesshole@mastodon.social not where I saw this going; good
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 5mo ago
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@Infrapink@mastodon.ie sometimes the God Emperor wants to be tied up I guess 😅 @fesshole@mastodon.social
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 5mo ago
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@fesshole@mastodon.social I would've made the same mistake, and had to look it up: «Mounjaro (tirzepatide) is a once-weekly non-insulin injection for adults to help lower A1C along with diet and exercise.» Not to be confused with #Manjaro, the Arch-based GNU/Linux distro. #FessholeExplained
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 5mo ago
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@fesshole@mastodon.social Komodo dragons still exist 😅
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 2mo ago
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@NotTheLBCGuy@mstdn.social that tracks. She is the choo-choosen one @fesshole@mastodon.social
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 4mo ago
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@Funkydrummer@mastodon.social I mean, if she's not very mobile anymore, I don't see much cuntish about it, especially if she's using a mobility aid such as a rollator/walker. @fesshole@mastodon.social
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 4mo ago
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@fesshole@mastodon.social "oy, dick-head!"
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 5mo ago
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@fesshole@mastodon.social so, the one that stayed home: is it meant that it wasn't fattened up enough/old enough to be sold/slaughtered, or did they have it for dinner?
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 6mo ago
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@fesshole I hope you still hang out with the ones who thought it was funny?
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 6mo ago
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@fesshole@mastodon.social your headteacher sounds like a marbellous person. Don't take them for granite!
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 4mo ago
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@MattPCart@mas.to @sldrant@mastodon.social sadly I suspect the guy would just toss it on the ground the next time he encounters the wrapper in his pocket... @fesshole@mastodon.social
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 5mo ago

Hopefully I have some time and energy to set up my MSX and play some retrogames tomorrow for #MaySiXth before I have to go to work. :)

#MaySiXth #MSXDay #MSX #retro #retroGames #retroGaming #homecomputers

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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 2mo ago
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@asokel@ohai.social I don't know, they might be onto something! @fesshole@mastodon.social
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 3mo ago
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@CppGuy@infosec.space I suspect they throw the clean sock back in the dirty laundry when it is leftover after matching them up after drying. @fesshole@mastodon.social
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 7mo ago
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@liilliil I know how to make it appear... I am asking where the data it uses, is populated from; what it uses as source.
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 5mo ago
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@CppGuy@infosec.space huh, that's way sooner than I thought. Here in my part of northern Norway it's 3am when pubs close, and back in the Netherlands I'm quite sure I've been out till 4 or 5 😅 @Laird_Dave@chaos.social @fesshole@mastodon.social
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 5mo ago
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@delila@chaos.social some people hate seeing socks in sandals, yet are fine with socks in crocs 😅 @fesshole@mastodon.social
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 7mo ago
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@Mastodon where is the list of servers for the domain auto-complete populated from?
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 6mo ago
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@EI3JDB the missing link for me was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garibaldi_biscuit — I know them better as fruit biscuits, or the most popular brand name in the Netherlands growing up: "Sultanas" (which is confusing in itself since that's probably just the variety if raisins in them). @fesshole #FessholeExplained
en.wikipedia.org
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 6mo ago
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@finitebaffle as further visual aids, here are the detergent compartments for my current and old laundry machine, and the programme display of my current laundry machine. See image descriptions for details. But these are just 2 of an endless variation of designs I guess, though I think most laundry machines have similar markings. One thing to note btw is that you shouldn't fill the fabric softener above the max level, because you'll trigger the Pythagorean siphon mechanism that would drain the entire compartment. Usually this happens when the machine adds water to it during the appropriate cycle (which I assume is the Rinse cycle? not sure actually). It's an interesting physics principle: https://youtu.be/Cg8KQfaT9xY @fesshole #FessholeExplained

The Pythagorean Siphon Inside Your Washing Machine

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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 6mo ago
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@finitebaffle pre-wash is for your oxi-action or similar, and should only be used on programmes that actually include the pre-wash cycle. One mine it's a function you can enable on select programmes; it will then first run a (usually shorter) cycle with the detergent from your pre-wash compartment. Unfortunately since liquid detergents in your main wash compartment have a tendency to already run down into your drum during this cycle, it's best to only use pre-wash if you use a powder for your main cycle, or else your main cycle is likely to be without detergent. Same with pods you load in the drum with your laundry. Pre-wash compartment is usually marked with "1" or "I", and the main wash compartment with a "2" or "II". Softener tends to be a flower icon, and on the machines I've had, usually had a different coloured compartment. Softeners also have a tendency to be terrible for your laundry machine... So best to avoid them altogether. Or try some vinegar instead. @fesshole
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 4mo ago
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@monkeyben@mastodon.sdf.org they are basically a bit more advanced version of a walker with 3 or 4 wheels, and usually add-ons such as handbrakes, adjustable height, lightweight, and sturdier. Some models can even be used to sit on, or can come with a shopping basket. It's a lovely invention of Swedish origin. @Funkydrummer@mastodon.social @fesshole@mastodon.social
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 4mo ago
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@jonathankoren@sfba.social remember the ReArm initiative's logo by the @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu? 😅 @marcas@mastodon.ie @fesshole@mastodon.social
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 7mo ago

Do you think they'd get paid for the 2 weeks the episode lasted 'top-side', or the single day they were down in the time dilation field? 😂

#Stargate #SG1 #StarGateSG1

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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 5mo ago

Hopefully I have some time and energy to set up my #MSX and play some #retrogames tomorrow for #MaySiXth before I have to go to work. :)

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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 5mo ago
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@fesshole if you come to regret it, you can always reGregg it.
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 6mo ago
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@tomasino@tilde.zone at first glance One-Minute Time Machine may be one, though it probably more accurately is a multiverse one instead. Not a feature-length film, but rather a short film though.

One-Minute Time Machine - Original 2013 Director’s Cut

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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 6mo ago

I knew Steelbeak in DuckTales was voiced by a familiar voice, but I couldn't picture his face.
Of course it was "Derek", aka Jason Mantzoukas!

#DuckTales #Steelbeak #JasonMantzoukas #MaximumDerek

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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 6mo ago
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@finitebaffle happy to have made a difference 👍 And your response makes it more than worth it; thanks for letting me know! 🥳 @fesshole
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 6mo ago
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@mherbert I love such creative colloquialisms 😂 @EI3JDB @fesshole
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 6mo ago
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@Lambdacore Photo 1: a large hall that's once again pretty much empty, apart from two rows of long wooden tables, and a big beamer screen in the back. A couple of sceners leaning against a table, perhaps looking at what else is left to do. Photo 2: a look at the (main?) stage, with various sceners collecting chairs onto transport trolleys. Other things of interest: a small vehicle with the Revision logo behind its window, large black curtains hanging from the ceiling, a standing Karlsberg beer fridge with a bunch of computer systems nearby, and a mobile elevator platform. #AltText #DescribedForYou
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 7mo ago
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@turi@social.vivaldi.net best of luck!
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 7mo ago
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@dalias only objection I have to add though is that OP could be going for the bare minimum of usage they can get away with, but instead opted to use up all the tokens and getting seen as a top user, potentially incentivising an increased budget and thus more usage. @alexmu @fesshole
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 6mo ago
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@lockelyfox it's not the same, and it's not thermally activated either unfortunately, but perhaps it's a close enough alternative: https://www.amazon.co.uk/getDigital-Earl-Grey-Mug/dp/B06XYD4XC4 Only seems to ship to the UK though. But I'll boost your post in hopes a #StarTrek fan in my circles has the one you had, and is willing to beam it over.
amazon.co.uk
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 2mo ago
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@fesshole@mastodon.social I get having a nudes, but projecting them feels on a whole other level. Do you think your parents were perhaps showing them at swinger parties? 😏🤔
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 7mo ago
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@Gina@fosstodon.org "…AI [is] irreplaceable for innovation…" 🤮
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 6mo ago

Looking for recommendations for #oolong #tea samplers that are affordable and ship to #Norway.
I really wish #Bodø had more tea shops than just Smak & Behag...

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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 6mo ago
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@posiputt please do check in from time to time with non-art posts!
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 5mo ago
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@fesshole@mastodon.social so, you could say you were... Stoke'd to get cake?
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 4mo ago
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@balglaas@mastodon.social never seen it before, but sounds about right. @fesshole@mastodon.social
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 4mo ago
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@fesshole@mastodon.social just grab some leftover lasagna, give it a flour/egg/breadcrumbs coat, and deep-fry: https://youtube.com/shorts/Kis_M4lwRDI

Lasagne Topper - a kiwi classic

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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 4mo ago
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@catmisgivings@stranger.social since it's been posted by several news agencies on for example Facebook, I guess they got fired then? @pastelexuvia@cathode.church
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 5mo ago
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@CppGuy@infosec.space could be he looked at his phone at 01:59, and then again at 03:01 Also, worth to note, across the EU it happens at 01:00 UTC, so while for all those that are in the CET timezone, that would be 02:00 local time, for Britain that would for example be 01:00. @fesshole@mastodon.social
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 5mo ago

Happy #MSXDay this #MaySiXth everyone!
Unfortunately not a lot of time for #MSX today though, as I have to rush out to work...

#MSX2 #NMS8250 #OuterHeaven #OuterSounds #retrogaming #Zemina

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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 2mo ago
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@rexxdeane@mastodon.online I lost the game too now! @fesshole@mastodon.social
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 5mo ago
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@wassollderkrach@mastodon.social can't say I have had such issues with my knock-off crocs. @delila@chaos.social @fesshole@mastodon.social
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 4mo ago
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@fesshole@mastodon.social before an LLM can translate pets, a human first has to be able to do so to feed the machine that data...
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 6mo ago
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@fesshole I might actually try this.
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FiXato @FiXato@toot.cat
· 3mo ago
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@CppGuy@infosec.space I know; I just kept them in a separate bag and when enough spares had piled up, I'd sit down to try to pair them up again. That is, till I just replaced most of them with basically just one kind of plain black ones for summer, and nice long woolen ski socks for the colder days. @fesshole@mastodon.social
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