@MattPCart@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social

Replying to

@fesshole@mastodon.social this from the nation that genuinely asks you to confirm that you are not or never have been a terrorist.

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@fesshole@mastodon.social gotta say... I'd do this too. Good for you. I'll bet that also helped your recovery, not having that extra annoyance. And congrats on beating cancer 👍🏻

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@sldrant@mastodon.social @fesshole@mastodon.social had the exact same thought. Manners cost nothing, right? You bring the rubbish, you take the rubbish...

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@anon_opin@mastodon.social yeah, but I look so sexy in stilettos 😂

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 8mo ago

Replying to

@fesshole@mastodon.social us Brits live in perpetual shame so this becomes funny. Those for whom this is triggering deserve to be triggered. Well played, OP.

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 7mo ago

Replying to

@akmarinov @finestructure maybe this was the whole reason behind the prize in the first place: to bring about a regime change. If that comes out as the truth, FIFA will be lauded forever. Leaders will be scared to be nominated for their Peace Prize. 🤔

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ingrates... They don't know they're born. etc. etc. 🤣

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

@spytfyre@mastodon.scot what, enemies cheating in battle?!
Unheard of, etc.

Certainly not the English

lol 😅

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

My brain is a dick sometimes.
Last night it told me during a particularly lucid dream that #Suggs was dead.

Quick check this morning; he's fine.
Phew.

But brain and I are going to have words!

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

Imagine a world where elected officials are held accountable to their election promises.

That's where I want to live.

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@hedders @anon_opin can confirm. The loudest trucks in Canada were the massive versions of Dave's pathetic penis extension in Doncaster.

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@Stratski@mendeddrum.org this nonsense about pockets in women's clothes is so well known and "up there" yet no one does anything about fixing it. See also: ladies' loos in theatres

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 10mo ago

Replying to

@rpickler@mastodonapp.uk @paul_edwin@mastodon.beer @fesshole@mastodon.social genuine ROFL from that 😂

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@FiXato@toot.cat @sldrant@mastodon.social @fesshole@mastodon.social same... It means the problem has been moved from area to another. No win here... Unless the guy can learn. Doubtful, but hope springs eternal

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

Living the #Meme
#Pepsi #Coke

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

@spytfyre@mastodon.scot can't say, I don't have enough money to be in that position. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@n_to@social.tchncs.de und falls nicht, hast du jetzt erfunden 👍🏻😂

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@internetnerdgrl any new hobby leaves you standing on the precipice. If you buy more kit, you leap down to the next level. Other hobbyists are there too, so it feels ok. Same happened to me with running. Now I have several pairs of trainers and even some trail shoes.

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

Wow, that particular flight attendant must have taken a dislike to me for some reason.
She bumped my arm every single time she passed me.

On a 10-hour night flight... While I was trying to sleep.

Sleep: zero
Arm bumps: 18

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

Well, a Vlogger has just sat behind us in this cute little cafe.

He keeps repeating "salt coffee" which is made more irritating because it's actually called "salted coffee"

Fucking shoot me!

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

Last day in #Hanoi and #Vietnam
It's been amazing. If you get chance, come here.

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

Honestly, no matter where you are in the world, a Christian church is a church is a church.
They're all the same.

Seen one, seen them all.
The distinguishing factor: the external architecture.

This one in Hanoi is no different other than it being really well hidden in the city.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/cgRiAdztaumCrDz48

maps.app.goo.gl

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@anon_opin@mastodon.social my MIL calls them an eyesore but doesn't comment on the electricity pylons alongside them. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

Today we travel to the beautiful Ha Long Bay for a day and night on a boat.
Hopefully should sleep better than on that train 🤞🏻😂

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 7mo ago

Replying to

@swisslet well, from my experience could also be from thrash drumming... 👍🏻

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 10mo ago

Replying to

@fesshole@mastodon.social nah, Not empty. Put the original mail back in it as well as some cat shit 😂

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 10mo ago

Replying to

@mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.org @fesshole@mastodon.social stamped addressed envelope

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 47mo ago

Replying to

@feditips@mstdn.social so.... $8 for a blue tick or... understood. 👍🏻

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk @anon_opin@mastodon.social yes, human rights... Not Brexit. Keep up

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 10mo ago

Replying to

@mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.org @fesshole@mastodon.social HTH (Happy to help) 👍🏻

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk @anon_opin@mastodon.social nah, don't care about follows. But debate and discussion about things like that decision taken in 2016 are important. Also, there's nothing wrong with being pro-EU (had to Google "FBPE", btw) as there's nothing wrong with being anti-EU.

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@MyWoolyMastadon@toot.community @fesshole@mastodon.social oh, I'd definitely tell people afterwards, just not during.

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

Interesting how #Vance worded the outcome.
"They chose not to accept our terms" rather than saying "our terms didn't suit them".

One version shows understanding where the other doesn't.

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@anon_opin@mastodon.social sure, but: £350m for the NHS. That bus said so.... etc. etc. #Brexit #BrexitCon

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Matt @MattPCart@mas.to

· 5mo ago

When you look at James Spader's IMDb lists something interesting jumps out.

When he has a part in a long-running TV show, he doesn't take other work.
200+ episodes as #Reddington and nothing else.

Quite the message to send
#JamesSpader

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