The Flight Attendant

@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social Thanks for all your hard work & HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉!

@delila@chaos.social @fesshole@mastodon.social Yeah, i agree that crocs are ugly but the people who hate them have probably never worn a pair. They're so COMFORTABLE!

@Alice PS fedi friends, if you ever hear a PA that states, "If you are using any device that produces sound, you MUST use headphones" you'll know you are on one of my flights!

Lol, my mom's dog Zoe looks like she's high 😂 #DogsOfFedi #dogsOfMastodon

@Colarusso@mastodon.social lol at the game!

@valkyrie@wandering.shop 💓😂

@Alice @Rosalyn The funny thing is, when iPads were new, I would say- about 95% of the offenders were people with small children and no headphones; Whereas, recently it's generally 80-90% adults- Usually 60 years and older who I have to personally inform that they must use headphones. 🤪🥴🤫🫤 But I make that announcement, and then, if I hear any device- I will say something 100% of the time. Most of my job is informing people about rules, not enforcing them- but this is one rule that I enforce.

@maeve_bkk@kolektiva.social 🤞🤞🤞

@cremevax A Phase 1 clinical trial that will evaluate the Boost-2867 #covid #COVID19 booster administered via nasal spray is now recruiting in Seattle, Washington. The other locations that are recruiting volunteers for this clinical trial are: San Francisco California Baltimore Maryland Pittsburgh Pennsylvania Nashville Tennessee St Louis Missouri

@IngridKrieger Please tell me that you're going to use the face as a pincushion?

@aral i keep asking my sister to stop sending me Facebook posts bc of this

@kwayk42@sechtor.social @catsalad@infosec.exchange Same! I would love to purchase this

@jalefkowit@vmst.io I absolutely love the exterior

@jcrabapple 🥲

@cherizilla Thank you. I need this

@Doreen32128 On Easter! Lol

@mattblaze@federate.social I worked a SAN-HNL flight on April 1 that was VERY delayed due to the launch & then the next day our flight back to PHX was heavily delayed due to possible debris. I hope that airlines planned for the re-entry better than they did for the launch! #integrity #Artemis2 #splashDown

@dramypsyd@ohai.social Yes, I've been working a lot lately and not spending much time online and I wish I was working today instead of spending time online!

@davep@infosec.exchange 😆

@annaghughes@mastodon.online Big boy!

@GrimmReality I'm just piecing together why people are talking about Oswald Mosley today (Tucker Carlson is trying to rehabilitate him?) but until I saw someone mention Tucker Carlson I assumed it was because the peaky blinders movie just came out. I haven't seen the new movie yet, but Mosley is most definitely portrayed as a fascist in the original series.

@LoraHughes This dog looks innocent! Happy birthday! 🎂🎂🎂

@AmandaMarcotte Thank you for writing this

@HCBunny@beige.party @hannah@posts.rat.pictures same

@jacobtlevy.bsky.social I moved the majority of my retirement funds into bonds last month. I set a calendar alarm for 18 months to reassess.

@guilevi@dragonscave.space I accidentally just posted an image without a description but i went back and edited it to add the description. That's one of the best things about mastodon, you can edit your posts when you make a mistake!

@noondlyt@hellions.cloud @munchkinbear@mastodon.stickbear.me i believed it until they said that row 18 deplaned before row 12. Now i think the entire story is probably BS. But I've definitely seen weird hotspot names on the plane

@madduci@mastodon.social Fuck yeah, i hope this happens in the US