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CheapPontoon
@CheapPontoon@beige.party
mastodon 4.6.6Here for levity, mostly. Variety. Art. Shitposting. News. Hope. Killing time until my ride gets here.
Profile pic: some fit old guy coming out of a bike-to-run transition of a triathlon. Sunglasses and a boonie hat. Bike (tri) shorts. Green tank top. Way behind the leaders.
Header pic: pint glass w/ Jack Skellington
#AltTextVigilante: I steal graphics. Tired of asking the poster to include AltText so I can boost it. Justice!
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Joined August 09, 2023
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Son of a Megachurch Minister Man
#ExtravagantSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames
Father of the Bribe
Pocket Lining Playbook
No Country For Fair Procurement
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@peter@thepit.social @kibcol1049@mstdn.social @bks@mastodon.social so many profiteers from automated death panels, so few Luigis.
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@shlee@aus.social “In light of the upcoming Rapture…”
“In an abundance of caution, after Satan’s attacks….”
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@openhomefoundation@fosstodon.org cool. Because android knows what I’m asking for when I say things and it refuses to do them, especially music controls for 3rd party music apps.
#android #googleisevil #googleisfascist
I just called the rocketmortgage Chatbot a pathological liar.
I invoked the chat to ask where the upload button was for my tax document. It told me. Go to your inbox. I said it’s not there. There’s no button there. Then it told me a different website rocketmortgage.com instead ofrocket.com. I tried that. Nope it took me back to rocket.com. I went to the inbox. There’s no button there. I said there’s no upload button there. The bot told me I needed to contact a client service person to upload the tax statement. Wait a second I said you just told me there was a button for it. Oh, we changed it now you have to talk to a customer rep. Why I asked. Security reasons, it answered.
Why didn’t you tell me that in the first place? We recently changed the policy was the answer. Well that stinks. Why did you change the policy? Security reasons was the answer.
I said it seems like you’re making up any story you want like an artificial intelligence liar. What’s wrong with you?
I understand your frustration it answered. Would you like me to connect you to a customer service person? You’re just trying to get rid of me aren’t you? I answered. You’ll tell any lie just to get rid of me.
#Trump got full checkup from Walter Reed that said he's 6'3" 240lbs. Here's what that body type looks like
https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-physician-says-president-excellent-031340404.html
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@WearsHats@realsocial.life @dan@discuss.systems "I was told Friday is coming. Why are things not better?"
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social I think it's safe to assume the screwup was not from a Biden hire or Rubio's staff would have called them DEI.
He’s not dead yet.
But I’ll always remember him, America’s mayor who keeps his hands in his pants in a hotel room with whom he thought was an under age woman.
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@david42
That was discussed in the Samsung class action lawsuit group. Nobody got the UPS to work here’s why.
https://howtofixit.net/can-you-run-a-fridge-refrigerator-on-a-ups-battery-backup/
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@valthonis@dice.camp Atlanta? Ben Franklin would hit the brew pubs. And the lonely wives at Whole Foods.
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@megatronicthronbanks yes everybody in the class action lawsuit knows the keypad combination to get it OUT of demo mode. Samsung has not offered a fix to prevent demo mode.
The fridge came with the house. I have a Whirlpool now.
So many billionaires, so few nobodies trying to impress Jody Foster.
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@abominabledrh@mastodon.ie “you remind me a lot of C-3PO” is not a compliment, on my planet.
#clickBAITspoilers yeh, she analyzes people’s color: “you’re an autumn”
Glamorous!
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I just read a commentary today called "Society's Repair Begins With Arse"
So true.
If it snows that stretch down south will never be the same?
Dude. Your county needs to do better infrastructure planning. It’s Wichita. It’s gonna snow.
Wichita Lineman (Remastered 2001)
I didn't know they had field events at the #MetGala
#KylieJenner won the sack race.
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@DarkAthena ok true but I never know what to say these days! :)
"These young women, we're so proud of them," the high school principal said.
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@david42 And it's not like there's ANYWHERE near my fridge to put a UPS unless I get new kitchen cabinets.
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This ain’t my first urban rodeo.
This was my funniest reply yesterday. I’m giving it five stars.
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Ce n'est pas mon premier rodéo urbain