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Me: *trying to transfer money to my wife* Banking website: Criminals may make friends with you and ask for money

Play Loadsamoney you cowards #totp

I see Daleks are firing at Oasis. Get them, lads! #totp

I like it when rappers have cartoon voices #totp

WTF is this clip show video #totp

muuuuuuuuuute #totp

So these guys are what the Chancellor carries around on Budget day, interesting #totp

Play Spike you cowards #totp

Huh I never knew they charted. Do the one about dredging a lake for bodies. #totp

wake me up before you Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch

Just looking up Mandy Moore. She is gluten intolerant. #totp

Robin Lobb is a very satisfying name #totp

OK, here are another 45, Paul Simon, which I came up with in just over half an hour, a half hour you clearly couldn't spare in 1975 you idle bastard. Get on the train, Lorraine Hotwire a car, Shah [of Iran] Beam up to space, Ace Run like Steve Cram, fam Just roll down the hill, Bill Pop to the shops, Knops* Get on the ferry, Perry Hop on the Tube, dude Skedaddle you should, Yaddle Hide in the laundry, Audrey Get on your bike, Ike *This is what Mark Knopfler’s friends call him

Play Grendel or fuck off #totp

It's not even really five, they're all basically "just fuck off without saying a word" I mean it was the 70s but come on

yes don't worry I'm thinking of another 45, I've got 11 so far

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Helped make the Wu-Tang Nameliser (really just populated some of the name choices). It's also where Donald Glover got Childish Gambino.

For years in the 90s they pretty much played Alice Cooper's Poison on a loop in the Co-op near my house #totp

You're not my real dad #totp

Sound design competition: the call of the toilet duck

The camera man has to hide in the foliage so as not to startle the notoriously shy vocalist #totp

Absolute banger #totp

This.. feels sort of proto-house? #totp

I never called it the noughties and I'm not going to start now bbc4 #totp

More sort of shiny beige than gold, I would say. #totp

So did Neil Innes and Bob hang out backstage do we think #totp

Apparently they didn't The Wurzels in the States, my wife tells me #totp

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social oh I never heard that! Wiki just refers to a "rap name generator" for the Malone bit, so maybe it was a different one. I don't think "Malone" was a string. Also not really in the spirit to just use one bit, the whole thing was you would always get the same name assigned to your name (and of course if you put in one of the Clan's government names, you would get their proper Wu name).

@Nickiquote@mstdn.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party they're all ring-necked parakeets when I've finished with them stew

They only need to buy an extra T and they could reuse the rest from SHANIA, nice #totp

And you may find yourself Singing in a Shakatak #totp

The 2012 Olympics opening ceremony isn't as spectacular as I remembered #totp

Why was Michael Stipe cosplaying Merlin #totp

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social seems likely

I do not for one moment believe Rod Stewart played chess against a robot #totp

Pop Faust, awesome #totp

What kink is ATB again #totp

@senj@surf.cyberspace.club number go up!

@otterlove@mastodon.art omg these are genius posts

@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfvEgWINUFc Peter Serafinowicz voice: British gardenn birds are gay

Extremely sweet stage invasion with Wheatus on whatever #totp compilation is on now. Probably one of the last standout performances on the show, I guess

Was this before or after the Sugababes Gary Numan sample? #totp

Play Grendel you cunts #totp

Dr Manhattan! #totp

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I would boost this but it's on 69 and I don't want to spoil it

Why is Neil Tenant dressed as Herr Flich #totp

I went to my uncle's office around this time and he had put a big sign over the stereo: "NO TOPLOADER" #totp

It's Bandcamp Friday so I've bought the latest beautiful electronica release from Patricia Taxxon https://patriciataxxon.bandcamp.com/album/music-for-moonbases #bandcampFriday

Kind of think you could swap Neil Tennant and Kevin McLeod and it would be a while before anyone realised #totp