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@alice@lgbtqia.space My pelvis and SI joints make a really satisfying ker-chunk when they pop 😄
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@CaptMikeYates@tech.lgbt
mastodon 4.7.2+glitch.techlgbtI'm Dizzy, a disabled disaster bisexual. Married classic rock & metal cat boy. Diet Coke of Goth. Neurospicy PTSD collared switch. Undiagnosed #ADHD. Says "motherfucker" far too much.
Tech engineer in need of various new body parts.
Follows subject to vibe check. No mastodon.social requests accepted.
You don't know what happened, not if you weren't there.
#TortieCat parent 
🚫 Conservatives & TERFs
Woke rebel scum with a bad attitude & a big mofo of a cricket bat.
Into
60s/70s cult telly shows
Classic horror films
#retro tech & video games
Auto delete set.
CWs: illness, medical trauma & kink.
Fuck off Meta, Zuckerberg, Musk, X, Dorsey, Bluesky.
Don't drink AI Kool-Aid or believe #techbro bullshit.
I don't always have answers or words, a like from me can mean "I hear you, you are valid".
See DNI list.
Compliments offered are genuinely meant.
#ChildFree #UlceredSphinterOfArserica #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBot #NoScraping #NoAI #NoBridge #ACAB
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Pronouns:
He/Him/Kitty
Profile pic:
A drawing of a British Blue cat wearing a crushed velvet jacket holding a violet wand comb shaped attachment in his paw
I like my ☕:
Like my Sabbath
I see a 🌈:
Rising
All I hear is:
BURN
DNI:
Techbros, TERFs, Conservatives, Nazis, Accountants, MBAs, AI peddlers and other bullshit merchants
Punch:
Font Fascists, Nazis, Republicans
We've got erections, collars, harnesses, aft ends - this is all surprisingly lewd from NASA
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@dgar That's profound. So much so I've resubtitled a scene from the first episode of Doomwatch with it. And it's something I can easily picture Dr Quist saying.
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@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be @siina@social.criminallycute.fi Salmiakki is amazing stuff 🖤
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@sashag@anarres.family Cuntmuffin
Thundercunt
Knobgoblin
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@thatfrisiangirlish 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜
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@SuperSelena64@vmst.io Right there with you! The Atari joysticks are iconic but once I discovered microswitch joysticks, my scores rocketed 🕹️
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@JoscelynTransient And this doesn’t change the things I’ve said about you being awesome and wonderful. You are 💜 💜
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@wezm Add in check boxes for elbows, knees, shoulders, ankles... 🤣
Got to go to bed now. Vixie and Harlow didn't expect me to still be up at 0240hrs UK time.
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@RobotDiver @ana Glad he's safe!
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@JoscelynTransient@chaosfem.tw That insult makes sense.
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@alice@lgbtqia.space Amen to that!!
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@dramypsyd@ohai.social Happy birthday!!
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Merdeposte?
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@ic5146@meow.social Need to keep my meow quotient up today.
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@Reborn_Cat_Mom_V2 Purpleicious!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜
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@kelidanovus Ain't that the truth.
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@nihilistnomya They look lovely!!
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@themaritimegirl My condolences. There's a nice energy to the promo,
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Last out is Mission Commander Reid Wiseman.
#Artemis2
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Number 2 has emerged
#Artemis2
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@DieWalis I am laughing at this so much!! 🤣
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@CursedSilicon LOVE "Cunting VMware" ❤️
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@CursedSilicon I am so here for unbridled hatred of shitty software ❤️
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@JoscelynTransient There was a popular television show in the late 70s & 80s called The Professionals. I'm wondering how a lesbian version would look.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbXPzSCMIJM
Classic TV Theme: The Professionals (Laurie Johnson)
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@JoscelynTransient Mine was a Metal Mullet. Had the noisiest neck to prove it 🤘🏻. Still have too *ouch* The local Jehovah's Witnesses ran when they saw me coming down the road. Achey Breaky Heart truly was the work of Satan. And Power to our transmasc brothers!! 💜
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@JoscelynTransient I had a killer mullet from 92-95. Mullets rock!
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@JoscelynTransient Yay! Congratulations!!
Judas Priest have announced a show in London on the 21st September 2026, at the Hammersmith Odeon. I think they call it something something Apollo now, but to us classic rock and metallers it is always the Hammy O.
@RiTheGoblin@girlcock.club might want to know this.
Anyway, I've got a ticket. Vixie got an alert and shoved her phone at me while I was on the toilet.
Priest in September, Purple in November. If your favourite bands are touring, go see them if you can!
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@ShadowJonathan Oooh, that's Colonel Stok from the Harry Palmer films Funeral In Berlin and Billion Dollar Brain
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@vagina_museum Nine years? Wow! Congratulations and Happy Birthday!
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@Jenetrix@tech.lgbt I see this and raise you
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@siina Know that feeling very well
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@space_cadet@aus.social In the words of the mighty Deep Purple, "All I hear is BURN!"
There was a lot of love for Peter Capaldi at the 100 Club last night. Didn't need earplugs for the band, did for the screaming fans at the front of the stage 😀 And we had a singalong at the end.
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@internetarchive You just took me back two decades, maybe three to all the fun and creativity I saw and loved on b3ta ❤️
Will you be streaming the event and where will we be able to order the book?
Just showed this to Vixie. Got a laugh.
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@hewer_of_code Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh!!
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@rallias Know that feeling 😀
Out on my travels, saw this and thought of @rail@social.flufftech.net
We don't want our rail replaced!