Axomamma, Antifa from birth

How much is it going to cost to fix this massive fuckup by this Republican administration? #Politics #WasteAndFraud #RepublicanDeathCult #TrumpCrimeFamily #Immigration #DHS #RioGrande #Texashttps://www.theborderchronicle.com/breaking-news-laredo-on-alert-as-trumps-buoys-cause-chaos-on-the-rio-grande-close-international-bridges/

@MissConstrue@mefi.social @heidilifeldman@mastodon.social At last: "The Maine secretary of state’s office issued a statement on Friday confirming that “a formal notice has been received from U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner” making his withdrawal from the race official." https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2026/jul/10/donald-trump-election-commission-republicans-midterms-graham-platner-iran-us-politics-latest-news-updates?CMP=share_btn_url&page=with%3Ablock-6a515e1d8f08019173c60351#block-6a515e1d8f08019173c60351

@mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks "It has been claimed to have the fastest horizontal speed of any animal, reaching level flight speed of up to 99 mph" omg. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_free-tailed_bat

@samuelpepys@mastodon.social I'm searching for whatever this "brave dish of cream" may have been and found a mid 19thC recipe for "burnt cream" which may harken back to what Pepys and his friends enjoyed. https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/burnt-cream.htm

@samuelpepys@mastodon.social Way too much information here, Sam! Where's the brain bleach when you need it?

@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social "I was drunk" is a bullshit excuse.

@dougiec3@libretooth.gr McConnell is also still being paid his full salary - not something the majority of Americans have the benefit of when they are sick.

"Dr Simon Scofield, a senior lecturer at Cardiff University, said: “We found that a 6% catnip oil was just as effective [at repelling mosquitos] as Deet, and the 2% catnip oil was only marginally less effective than that." #Catnip #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Malaria #NiceTimeshttps://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/jul/07/catnip-lotion-as-effective-as-deet-at-repelling-mosquitoes-study-finds

@mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks Amazing! To paraphrase Maya Angelou, I now know why the cave-dwelling bat sings. Thanks!

@lisae@scicomm.xyz I've never come across that sense of the word "baddie" before.

@mattskala@mstdn.io As it turns out, Sam WASN'T in his own bedroom. I wanted to find out who this Salmon was and discovered we're missing a lot from this diary entry, including the relevant info that "Mr. Wayth being gone, I lay above in the Treasurer’s bed and slept well." https://www.pepysdiary.com/diary/1663/07/11/#annotations

@Chloeg@mastodon.art Sorry, yes, I overlook iin my American-centric way, that other countries had less limited options.

@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social "Allowing." Mother of God. Platner can get stuffed. I fully expect him to join the Republican party.

@anathema_device@bne.social Yeah, apparently so. But be careful! "I rubbed catnip oil on me and now my cat won't stop attacking me. How long until the oil dissapates?" 🤣 https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1cxpp33/i_rubbed_catnip_oil_on_me_and_now_my_cat_wont/

@VATVSLPR@c.im The internet is going to be completely unusable for anything, by anyone. We'll have to restart the whole thing.

@cigitalgem@sigmoid.social We're all going to have to delete everything on our computers, reinstall Windows 3, and turn off the internet to rid of AI corruption at some point.

@cdarwin@c.im "We're the most benevolent country in the history of the world." That Mike Johnson was not immediately struck by lightning when he made that statement is definitive proof there is no God.

Just wild! "While shallow-water sea sponges live 10 to 50 years, deep sea and polar sponges can survive for thousands of years, with estimated age of one polar giant glass sponge ranging from 15,000 to 23,000 years old, making it easily one of the oldest species on earth." #Nature #OceanLifehttps://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/camo-mastery-in-blue

@obtener@mastodon.world The only question is what will destroy us first - data centers or satellites. The satelllites will certainly finish us off.

@brad@1040ste.net It's not an explanation, it's an excuse. It's "the dog ate my homework." How many people do you know who burst into a detailed ten-minute racist rant when they're drunk who aren't racist when they're sober?

@lisae@scicomm.xyz I read nothing on that page that suggests she was even a little bit of "a baddie." Minor court slander against her cannot be blamed on her.

@samuelpepys@mastodon.social Oh, Sam, don't you lock your door? AND THEN YOU JUST WENT BACK TO SLEEP?

@jaykuo@universeodon.com "Oops! Page unavailable."

@benroyce@mastodon.social Large scale game of "keep away"!

@kenSwinson@indieweb.social Very nice!

@Nonilex@masto.ai Words no longer have any meaning.

@adriano@lile.cl Why are you throwing out that poor cat's comfy bed? Clearly he needs it!

@KydiaMusic@mastodon.social What a babe!

@writerethink@wandering.shop I believe in this case the flowers change color as they age. I had a cultivated variety in my garden many years ago. I couldn't begin to remember the name.

@Spoon@aus.social True, because if they're not complaining about their taxes, they're buying elections.

@Spoon@aus.social Every time the motherfuckers complain, raise their tax rate 10 percent.

Ignore the news, enjoy some great comedy. #Comedy #Standup #BritishComedy #BlackComedy #BlackBritishComedy https://youtu.be/RJgKF7BZj7U?si=dsgaR1hBzXxnVn4x

@adriano@lile.cl Aw, mom!

@petergleick@fediscience.org "There are many good reasons not to pursue Trump, Thomas, and the people like them. The reasons are legitimate and the concerns reasonable." No, there are no "good reasons not to pursue Trump, Thomas, and the people like them." And no, the "reasons" are not "legitimate," nor are the "concerns" "reasonable." Thomas could claim he falls under the "friends and family" exception for investigation by the IRS included in Trump's slush fund "settlement" but that doesn't stop Virginia.

@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org Yeah, I figured that's what he'd say.

@kenSwinson@indieweb.social I like this and the other tiles with one exception - the blue. It's too drab. It really wants to be green.

@munchkinbear@mastodon.stickbear.me I laughed so hard. Thank you! Years ago, somewhere in rural Arizona, my brother named our wifi "FBI Van No. 37," or something like that. He mentioned it to a friend who was also a neighbor and she told him the neighborhood was freaking out, thinking there really was an FBI van monitoring in the area, that he should change it and not tell anyone else it was him or he might get lynched.

@mcnado@mstdn.social I think they should double up on whatever dosage they're taking. And then keep doubling up until it "works."

@kenSwinson@indieweb.social Yay!

@carl@chaos.social You cannot seriously be asking.

@carl@chaos.social You must be living in a cave. Maybe get out more.

@outer@mas.to I hope you read Wonkette regularly going forward. They have their fingers on the pulse!

@frogglin@theblower.au I like their style!

@sundogplanets@mastodon.social Do they ever try to climb on the dogs?

@Chloeg@mastodon.art I dispute that.

@internetarchive@mastodon.archive.org You know what's going to really make major archives vanish? The loss of the electric grid. Not likely to happen any time soon but ...

@DebraMartz@photog.social Eat all the frogs you want, Heron, just leave those baby ducks alone.

@xankarn@mastodon.online I'm concerned about this heavily-armed bunker that Trump is having built next to the White House. Does he know something he's not telling us about?

@michael_w_busch@mastodon.online "The Robledo de Chavela complex also holds a prominent place in the history of space exploration. .... Spanish technicians were the first to hear Neil Armstrong's message—"Houston, Tranquility Base here; the Eagle has landed"—and relayed the communication to NASA's control center in the United States."