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mikeash

@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
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Change the bees you want whirled in the sea.

https://mikeash.com

782 Followers
80 Following
24 Posts
Joined December 18, 2022
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago

Mercury loves to hang out under this low couch. #caturday #catsofmastodon

mastodon.sdf.org

Mastodon @ SDF

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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 3mo ago

For anyone who need to hear it today: it’s ok to close that tab. You can get back there if you need it.

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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago

This is what happens when an entire country has main character syndrome.

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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Not entirely a name change, but I’ve pondered going by Ash. I do it sometimes when ordering stuff. Less collision prone than Mike.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 4mo ago

I had a dream that Luthen Rael scraped the hell out of my car while parking his Jaguar next to it. He was very nice about helping me find a body shop.

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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@jsr You woke up this morning and chose violence, I see.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@adamrice @sheldonnylander Anyone capable of embarrassment is nowhere near that craziness.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@TheJen@beige.party “This computer is so easy to use, your kids could use it.”
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
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@jjacobsson@mastodon.gamedev.place If Generics did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Them.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Heh “admitting him without his changing pace.”
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 9mo ago
Replying to
@tsvga @mayintoronto I have a small quibble that reinforces your point. We actually do have a lot of experience building incomprehensibly powerful machines with alien intelligence that doggedly pursue inhuman goals. It’s just that they’re big companies and money, not AIs and paperclips. The consequences of building these machines are a big driver of the problem on the right.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 8mo ago
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@TimWardCam@c.im @futurebird@sauropods.win Theoretically, US citizens have no requirement to carry any sort of ID. Noncitizens are required to carry whatever shows their authorization to be here. You might notice that these two things are somewhat incompatible with each other. ICE is taking full advantage of that fact.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
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@Axomamma@mastodon.online I asked him. He said, “meow.”
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@fay59@tech.lgbt What’s “finish”?
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@madcoder @fay59 @Catfish_Man I figured it out. The problem is that theSIGSEGV
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
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@griotspeak @airspeedswift For example, someone who doesn’t name their Hungarian opposition leader “Johnny Hungarian.”
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social It’s a… A… Weapon of mass destruction heehee
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 10mo ago
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Was this a response to the Cloudflare outage? Or a cause…?
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Gte Smurf tower!
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@airspeedswift Did they finally find a decent writer for this stupid show?
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 3mo ago

Escape Velocity, but Porco Rosso.

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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Lovey, but I couldn’t stop thinking about how black holes convert 40% of infalling mass into energy. Every scrap of food a small nuclear bomb.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jay@blan.cc I’m not sure why you’d expect the endless shrimp to end.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@jasoncox@mastodon.social @BasicAppleGuy@mastodon.social Meanwhile my proposal of Mac OS Chi is snubbed.
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