The definitive *artiste* experience of a work being 95% done in reasonable time, but needing one more element for which you know you'll be trawling the entire work/storage space at least 3-7 days. lol #collage
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mastodon 4.7.3"A genus of gastropod mollusks comprising the carrier snails (coextensive w/the family Xenophoridae of suborder Taenioglossa)." She/her. 🔯 USA, & GenX, damn it all.
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Collage Art:
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Yes, thanks! =^..^=
Hey did you know that I'm "ruining my immune system" by masking in the office? Yeah. Covid ripped through here multiple times so yes Build Back Immunity with your meddling, drive-by trolling butt-face hanging out all the time is totally a thing. Oh, and I'm a "germphobe" too. This drive-by fuckface SAID so so it must be true.
I hope a piano falls on her empty fucking head.
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@digitalsnow@social.lol
I hope this includes news of Andy Ngo having all his bitcoin stolen and him getting laid up for a month or six with stomach flu.
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@MichelPatrice@jasette.facil.services @Mrfunkedude@beige.party
Same. I boost sometimes, and *star* much more often. No one needs me to boost all the time, and if I get a *star* I still treasure it like it’s an apple of gold. <3
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@Mrfunkedude@beige.party
Fedi Poet Laureate Furry Lewis 🎸 💙 🖤
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Yes you can do cool stuff to smooth and mollify your head-fur but also you can just brazenly march out of the house with it looking as soft and frizzy as a tumbleweed. I will never stop you or shame you. <3
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@schratze@todon.nl @mynameistillian@plush.city
Don't use the nice boots. I'll give you these crappy ones that I was just about to throw out.
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@lich_silvae@masto.fediverse.games
I am always signing for love of my million fans.
Wait. I mean my millimeter of fans, but you get the point. :D
Had to go with my spouse to the ER last night for several hours.
He's okay. Scary mishap though aside from the likely pending huge bill he's okay.
But I'm feeling a heap of delayed anxiety now and I think I should get a pass on "eating right" for a few hours until that dissipates. :ablobgrimace:
Now noshing on seed crackers with butter because my inner songbird demanded it. 🐦⬛
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@SocialGaff@cathode.church
Also, for Warner Bros/Looney Tunes fans, any of the recorded live re-enactments of "What's Opera, Doc?" [chef's kiss]
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@2legged
Hiphop Voice:
Samples Courtesy Motown Records. All rights reserved.
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@aral@mastodon.ar.al @_elena@mastodon.social
Why was this needed? Everyone’s already sick of BlueSky? lol :comfypopcorn:
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@futzle@old.mermaid.town
It’s more like I wish I remembered to use it more often. Others can apply irony or not, in any amount they choose. :D
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@WeirdWriter@caneandable.social @Elindur@retro.pizza
High comedy featuring the most entitled people on Earth in a snit over anyone else wanting to hear that they’re special.
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@naugeleh@weirder.earth
lol I used to have this button!
Also the one that said, “Fuck art. Let’s dance."
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@infobeautiful@vis.social @ourworldindata@vis.social
Given how much body-shaming there is in media, I'm amazed that heart disease isn't leading all their columns.
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@Heliograph@mastodon.au
Season of the great es-capes. 😋 🧅
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@Bumblefish@mastodon.scot @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website
Once you listen to five K-pop songs in a row, everything sounds like K-pop though. 😵💫
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@mossyfoot@pdx.social
The amount of line-waiting and petty extortion (fees for existing) the last time I went (2021?) made me furious for days. Not gone once since. Hopefully won’t go ever again. I’m an introvert anyway and would never have gone in the first place had it not been a work-sponsored event.
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@checkervest@laserdisc.party
I got yelled at for saying *female* even though I am, of course most womanly and I was using it as a descriptor not a noun. lol
We'll leave out all the more specifically politics-based yelling exchanges since no one but me has that much time. Ever.
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@ItsJenNotGoblin@goblin.camp
I support this.
Just don’t ask me how much stuff I have queued up right now. It’s so incredibly not funny.
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@ItsJenNotGoblin@goblin.camp
I did read almost three pages of my hardback rocks and minerals guide on the bus yesterday before I fell asleep though. :P I don’t even collect that stuff. I just like looking STEM-y in front of strangers.
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@zzclaybourne@wandering.shop
[roars approval on behalf of the entire plaform]
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@anne_twain @monkeyborg
I do like the ongoing emergence of MLM hucksters promoting AI to their credulous downlines. I sense an ouroborous moment in a year or two with the two entites fighting to oblivion over non-existent funds (or crypto) long after every other human being in the room got bored and quiet-quit to go raise turnips in the country or something.
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@Serok42@tenforward.social
Pretty sure that at some point Janice told her sisters before misters and she learned to wail on the marimba or something else even cooler.
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@Serok42@tenforward.social
Annie Sue.
She got a raw deal from Piggy.
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@NanoRaptor
Angsty Introspection, yes.
We need more of that, at least from organic beings. I support the sharing of tile-based visions regardless of age. (Well, mine always feature the rediscovery of a sock lost in 1982 or an earring lost in 2003, but you know…)
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@foolishowl@social.coop
This is genius! Where do you want your big fat vampire-originated check sent?
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@mynameistillian@plush.city
People who claim to think for themselves still get snippy if you point out that covid’s still around, too. :/
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@aran@localization.cafe @foone@digipres.club
They honestly feel like if some billionaire isn’t breathing down their neck all the time, they aren’t high class anymore. lol
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@welshpixie
Get your share before the squirrels log on!!
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@SocialGaff@cathode.church
I don't remember how it happened, but since the early Oughts, Qypthone has been my go-to in these situations:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1LunanXy8
#Qypthone
Scooter
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@selzero
As a Gemini ourselves, we do not clAIm them. :P
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@nev
Suddenly I want nonpareils on everything... 🤔
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Luna, a rescue outstanding in her field! Well, outrolling or outbathing in this case.
#Tiger #NoCubPetting #FuckJoeExotic #TurpentineCreek #Arkansas #USA #BigCat #Caturday #Catstodon #FediFelines
Everyone, shout out a great big GOOD NIGHT to Luna, our beautiful white tigress. 🐅
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@vfrmedia
It would honestly have been so much better if this thread had happened due to different nationals all arguing over who was the biggest embarrassment to the art of cycling. [groan]
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@NanoRaptor
Still way more original than the one where you never went to class but the exam's still due in an hour. :D
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@X00001@masto.hackers.town
Metal: The world is fucked but RRRGGGAAAASKREESKREEOWWWLLL
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@0x2ba22e11@unstable.systems @lich_silvae@masto.fediverse.games
:D
Nah. Tabitha King succeeded long ago at making that look like a lot more trouble than it would be worth.
https://www.librarything.com/work/230609/t/Small-World
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@thefozid@mastodon.me.uk @tante@tldr.nettime.org
In both cases, people are focussing too much on what the thing could do FOR us rather than what it's doing TO us.
Not hard at all, IMHO.
I mean, I do agree that we should pay attention to everything AI does, but more with the mindset of a watchdog worrying about predators. Not with the mindset of "Yee haw lookit the fun flying cars like in Buck Rogers!"
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@Workshopshed@mastodon.scot @infobeautiful@vis.social @ourworldindata@vis.social
:am_confuse: Uh. Sure. Okay.
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@MichaelTBacon@social.coop
Well sure but I always thought the word “beat” covered the fact that it would not be quick or easy to change. Even as a kid in Sunday School.
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@sugar@goblin.camp
I know times are hard but can't we all just get along and 🎶 Do The Pigeon 🎶 ? If not every day, at least sometimes?
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@joachim@boitam.eu
If true, this would mean my office site is 95% Boomer which is in fact not the case at all.