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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺

@underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
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Reluctant technologist; player of cards for fun and hypothetical profits; reflector on matters theological and political.

206 Followers
136 Following
50 Posts
Joined October 17, 2024
I sometimes stream poker or games:
https://underseamonkey.xyz
I consider myself:
Scouse not English; European not British
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
If I can't trust that the #Linux kernel won't be slop-free, looks like it's time to consider #BSD for the first time in three decades or so. Therefore, I'm going to need some input. Advice on which BSD for desktop use. Will I be screwed in terms of gaming (my laptop has a 5070) via Steam/wine/Proton? #FreeBSD :freebsd: #OpenBSD :openbsd: #NetBSD :netbsd: #BastilleBSD #UNIX #LazyWeb #LazyFedi
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@EUCommission Hi, UK here, we'd really like one too if possible? Ignore the shouty people, by far most of us want back in.
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago

#OrdinaryTime #LiturgicalConverse

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@Tutanota@mastodon.social Been running @nextcloud@mastodon.xyz for all my "cloud" storage, calendaring, addressbook, notes with self-hosted mail for ages now. Obviously I don't use any so-called "AI" because I prefer to stay on the right side of history.
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
I should also note that the fact that what Hegseth says is considered well within the bounds of normalcy by so many Americans who identify as Evangelical is both profoundly troubling but also incredibly instructive in understanding the sheer degree of error in that pseudo-denomination. #Hegseth #theology #church #christianity
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
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@jt_rebelo@ciberlandia.pt @Sobex@social.sciences.re Don't fall into the trap of assuming Brits are all somehow Euroskeptic, rebate-loving, Sterling-obsessed, Thatcherites. In means in. All the way. Schengen, Euro, restoration of alignment on *all* standard (not just commercial). We wanted all this before 2016 too by the way.
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 6mo ago

Happy New #Taskmaster Day for those who celebrate.

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago

Today's post-church pint is McMullen's IPA. No #ChurchTimes has arrived this week so I'll be reading Persian Fire by Tom Holland. #beer #ale #IPA

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
If you say "folder" instead of "directory", you don't play at my level. Many of my actual colleagues, I'm looking at you. #UNIX #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

#Hungary to Orban, Trump, Putin and Vance: Go fuck yourselves.

#HungaryElection

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

It seems it could have been a lot worse. The actual underlying numbers (grateful to Peter Kellner here) suggest the air is already going out of the #ReformUK balloon, they seem significantly down on last year's results in terms of proportion of seats won. Only two (so far) councils have been won by them - people are seeing their record in power and starting to turn against them. As it was with the BNP before, so it is with #Reform.
#politics #UKPolitics #LocalElections

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 6mo ago

1. The tshirt cannon task is one of the best tasks in all 21 seasons so far.
2. The final task was hands-down the best stage task ever.
3. If you're going to fuck with one contestant, Dommett is the guy to fuck with.
4. A great lineup who seem to have bonded.
5. He's so famous!

#Taskmaster

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 6mo ago

If you have production systems where the system clock is set to local time not UTC, you are a sociopath.
If you also have it adjust with Daylight Savings, you should just be locked up for the good of society.
#SysAdmin #DevOps

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

Tonight, with the exception of the place that doesn't have an alcohol license, I have completed my personal project to sample every South Asian restaurant in town.
I have not had a single bad meal.
I am currently drinking a very good cocktail.
I have a good life.

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago

Listening to a podcast.
Aaron Burr shooting a guy (duel with Alexander Hamilton) is mentioned.
I immediately stop it and watch Stirred.

#WestWing

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago

Much of my internal monologue is in the voice of "Well, since you ask me..." Finnemore.

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

If you're a dispensing pharmacist, don't close for lunch. That's when most people are able to get to you to pick up their prescriptions.

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

Those who say politics and faith should be kept separate have understood neither.

#politics #trump #vance #iran #war #faith #religion #theology

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@fulelo@journa.host Centre- vs hard- is doing a huge amount of work there.
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

A real @thegreenparty@threads.net leader.
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Greens must take immediate action against antisemitism in party, says Lucas
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/05/greens-must-take-immediate-action-against-antisemitism-in-party-says-lucas

#politics #UKPolitics #GreenParty

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@greenpeace@mastodon.social The coolest thing about Alt Text is you don't have to be sighted to read it.
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

No #LocalElections where I am this week but if you do have one, the top priority is to stop #ReformUK so vote for the other candidate most likely to win if you're somewhere where #Farage's hard right scum have a chance.
Second priority is to get/keep the #Tories out so same process applies.

#politics #UKPolitics

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Waxingtonknee@mastodon.org.uk I actually used the sentence, 'I ****ing hate the internet," this morning but you're right, it's the 21st century internet I hate.
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@restorante@social.linux.pizza And if we had a bunch of Multics machines in production in 2026, I'd care. Do yourself a favour and leave it.
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

I don't regret it.

#Taskmaster

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

I raise you "Two Absolut martinis up; another Dewar's, rocks."

#WestWing

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

#YNWA

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

Today's post-church pint is Stella Unfiltered from the home bar as I dashed home to mow the lawn before the rain supposedly arrives. #ChurchTimes crossword ready to go. #beer #lager

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

#YNWA

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Waxingtonknee I would have expected it to just run on UTC like any system should.
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago

I caught up on the recent BBC #Brexit documentary. Apart from all the usual takeaways about the Leave campaign's lies (and they didn't mention the campaign's law-breaking), again and again, I found myself thinking one thing:

How has nobody ever just told Jeremy #Corbyn to grow up?

#politics #UKPolitics

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@restorante@social.linux.pizza I know you think you're being clever but directory is the correct terminology in UNIX. Hence commands such as cd, mkdir, pwd, rmdir.
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago

At least Photoshop the shirt onto Munoz. #lfc #YNWA

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/2073391387140071454

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Sobex@social.sciences.re Ready and indeed eager.
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jtb@toot.wales
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@DanMorgan Fifth of April, yeah.
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Simon_M@mastodonapp.uk No third option of Simultaneously in a bizarre murder/suicide pact?
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 6mo ago

#NowPlaying Heathen (album) by #DavidBowie. #np #bowie

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

Never forgotten.

#Hillsborough #lfc #YNWA #jft97

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago

One of my great sources of anxiety is that I never know what I'm supposed to be doing with my tongue.

When my dentist is at work.

Why, what were you thinking?

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago

A certain crisp brand has an advertising campaign featuring several retired footballers (and Messi because he works for Beckham) as well as Steve Carrel for some reason.
In it, they have run out of crisps and Beckham, because he now lives in Miami, where the ad is set, knows where to get some.
They go to the supermarket but, despite having more money than the people there could see in their lifetimes, they get them to share their crisps rather than just buying some.

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago

🎶 "Thank you, thank you, Captain Dinosaur!"

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@Fishd@infosec.exchange Possibly a hornet, we had one coming in a couple of months ago and it looks remarkably similar.
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 6mo ago

Oh good. The grandparent company is upgrading my work laptop to #Tahoe. I can hardly contain my excitement.

#sarcasm #apple #MacOS #GiveMeMyLinuxLaptopBackYouBastards

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago

Does a "hybrid" Navy work from home two days a week?

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Waxingtonknee@mastodon.org.uk
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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago

I am in general boycotting Trump's #WorldCup. I might get up for the #PrideMatch though.

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 5mo ago

Sometimes I do pub quizzes solo and when I do, I use the "team" name One Man, No Drum Machine, No Trumpet.
Is that way too niche?

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libUnderseaMonkey.so 🇪🇺 @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org
· 3mo ago

Just play it cool, Trig, nice and cool you know what I mean?

#StarTrek #OnlyFoolsAndHorses @nocontexttrek@mastodon.social

@nocontexttrek@mastodon.social

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