This Spam-fried rice was tasty 😋
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@sfpodge@famichiki.jp
yo!
#Philly born n' bred; lived for a bit along the Front Range of Colorado and in San Francisco (my adopted hometown); currently livin’ in the land of the rising sun; suffering #Philly sports fan; #TempleOwlsAreEverywhere
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
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bwahahaha 😂😂
Wish Mastodon had a smell feature so youse guys could also enjoy how amazing the kitchen smells right now.
Castle bakery, for the win 🙌
Housework is never done 😂
Birthday shoutout to @rowenamonde@mastodon.scot 🙌
(apologies if I got the date wrong… but the best wishes remain!)
Waiting for the people downstairs to come up and join her.
It’s a Famichiki 🌈
Not sure what I despise more, (1) getting out of a shower and schvitzing like a pig because of the oppressive humidity, or (2) walking the dog at dusk and being feasted upon by mosquitoes the size of dragonflies.
Given the fact that I now have 5 bites and two bloodstains from skeeters I killed, I’m going with #2.
Check back with me in the morning though… 😒
#LifeInJapan 🇯🇵
Lightheaded from the breathing deeply, holding, relaxing, repeating ad nauseam for the annual ultrasound checkup. AMA🥴
Tokyo’s weather has the family gaslighting themselves. “Aah suzushii…” mistaking 90% humidity for a nice morning.
Stockholm syndrome, or just summer in the big city? 🫠
The struggle is real 😆
Accurate af
It’s August 😵💫
Now do chubby shrews.
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“Japan-based research team has successfully bred the slender shrew in captivity.”
@mainichi@famichiki.jp
Pretty pretty pretty good 😋
Lunch was superb 😋
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@RikerGoogling@mas.to @Nerde@beige.party
shouldn’t the question be, why did the borg invent elon musk?
Rainy day dreaming
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@DeliaChristina@sfba.social @TrickTim@mstdn.social I went down the rabbit hole and omfg there’s a lot of batshit crazy out there 🤣
thanks for my morning laughter!
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@DeliaChristina@sfba.social @TrickTim@mstdn.social can you save us the hell that is google search and post the Insta account? mmmkaythanks!
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@mudasobwa@mastodon.social @dgar@aus.social to Aleksei’s point, those rules were written by Frank L. Visco and originally published in the June 1986 issue of Writers' Digest.
the full list (+ bonus list) is available online at: https://www.plainlanguage.gov/resources/humor/how-to-write-good/
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@gdinwiddie@mastodon.social @gullevek@famichiki.jp
Milo Minderbinder would not be happy with his creator 😏
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@mudasobwa@mastodon.social @dgar@aus.social your above entry is pretty good. there’s a lot of great examples on that link!
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