George Dinwiddie

PSA for USians:

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social 2/2 One night, Benny Birdbath told a story and another guy called him a liar. They argued for a minute and then the other guy grabbed birdbath by the throat. Birdbath pulled a boxcutter and stabbed him in the thigh. That was the end of Cookie Club.

@JeffGrigg@mastodon.social @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I hope he doesn’t fly off the handle.

@mattblaze@federate.social It seems a clear indication that it's time to invoke the 25th amendment.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Witnesses said the man arrived carrying a large rusty valve wheel attached to a section of pipe, pushed it into the ground, then stood beside it checking his watch. Seconds before Old Faithful erupted, he reportedly yelled, Alright, pressure looks good! and began violently turning the wheel. The geyser erupted moments later. Several tourists applauded. At least two reportedly asked what time employees would turn it on again. 2/3

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The performance continued through another eruption before park staff noticed the unauthorized plumbing equipment and removed the man from the area. When questioned, the tourist reportedly explained that he was "just helping with pressure control." Officials confirmed Old Faithful remains naturally occurring and does not currently have a shutoff valve. 3/3

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• Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a cult raping teen girls. Trump made him FCC Chair.

WOMEN IN AMERICA

@women_inamerica

@lproven@social.vivaldi.net What _is_ the origin of Barnstable’s “Old Hot Bottom Road?"

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social 2/2 He's contaminated our food supply. He's destroying our national parks and protected lands. He's destroyed our health and safety regulations. He's destroyed trust in our elections. He's destroying the air we breathe and the water we drink. He's destroyed a century's worth of progress and civil rights gains.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT maga_bruce: Never forget, the Nazis were left wing socialists. Lin Makron • @linmakron@mastodon.social Dane here. My father was a child during WWii, when Germany occupied Denmark. The Nazi party was an extreme right-wing party. The word 'Socialist' in their name was just a smokescreen. You know, like a hot dog isn't actually a dog? Or how the Democratic People's Republic of Korea isn't actually a democracy? The Nazis imprisoned and killed real socialists. 1/2

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Was it a real dog or an imaginary dog that died?

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT Trump standing behind a podium with stacks of boxes of Epstein files in front of him. THE 'CORNELL 7'..? THEY DON'T HAVE ANY EVIDENCE TO INDICT THOSE BOYS, OR IT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED LONG AGO--FAKE NEWS!

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social 2/2 I know you probably have a hard time reading, but please try to open a fucking history book. And then sit the fuck down.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT Threads post by women_inamerica

The last 24 hours of news as a woman:

• A man jacks off to the woman next to him on a plane. United makes her return to her seat.
• 7 frat boys drug and gang rape a student for hours, and advertise "free p*ssy" to their frat. Cornell makes them write essays.
• A football player rapes a student. LSU reduces his suspension.
• A teen boy stalks and stabs a girl 10 times. Courts grant only a restraining order.

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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I apologize for my sake. Such behavior is embarrassing and demoralizing.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Reminds me of the Churkendoose.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT A bald man with a unhappy face sits at a desk in a tall office chair. Behind him you can see skyscrapers through the window. He's talking to what looks like an all-in-one computer on the desk, saying "Sorry, but I only deal with real estate tycoons who falsify business tax records and don't get caught." signed "ROZANSKI"

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT Editorial cartoon by Bagley cagle.com/bagley Putin is pointing a pistol toward a man lying on the ground. Smoke is rising from the barrel of the pistol. The man on the ground has a notebook and pen next to him, and a hat with a label saying "пресса" sticking up from the hatband. (*PRESS) Donald Trump is looking over Putin's shoulder traking notes in his notebook.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT: Two guys sitting on a park bench. The heavy-set one reading a newspaper says, "STILL NO SIGN OF MITCH McCONNELL" The skinny one wearing a hat replied "HAVE THEY LOOKED IN THE URN ON THE FIREPLACE MANTLE?" signed BISH BISHTOONS

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT Rachy @rachy_ today was my brother's bday party. we discussed my brother's middle name, Arturo (Arthur in Spanish). Mom: There was a popular Star Wars character loved in Peru named "Arturito," so we went with that. Me: WAIT DO YOU MEAN R2D2?! Dad: Yes, the robot. WHAT??!!!

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT: Tourist Arrested After Installing Makeshift Valve Near Old Faithful, Pretending to Control Eruptions YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK - A tourist was detained Tuesday after allegedly installing a homemade valve near Old Faithful and convincing dozens of visitors that he was responsible for turning the famous geyser on and off. 1/3

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT He's destroyed the Oval Office. He's destroyed the East Wing. He's destroyed the Reflecting Pool. He's destroying the Kennedy Center. He's destroyed the economy. He's destroyed the military. He's destroying the Postal Service. He's destroyed our alliances. He's destroyed the free press. He's destroyed the rule of law. He's destroyed the lives of America's immigrant community. He's destroyed American society. He's destroyed all of our futures for at least a generation. 1/2

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT Picture of Trump looking petulant in front of a microphone. Text: BREAKING ZERO NEVADA FOUND ZERO NONCITIZENS TRUMP TEAM CLAIMED NEARLY 16,000 DHS CUT IT TO 185 NEVADA CHECKED ALL 185 EVERY ONE WAS A U.S. CITIZEN THE NONCITIZEN VOTER PANIC WAS THE HOAX BREAKING BLUE

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT Post on threads from jwynia If you believe in jailing homeless people, you already believe homeless people should have housing paid for by the public. You've just decided that the housing provided should be super-expensive, should suck, and their lives should be miserable while they receive that housing and food. Which says a lot less about homeless people than that you are a dick.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT Over a background image of Mark Carney and President Roberta Metsola clasping hands over their heads while Donald Trump, dressed as a petulant clown, crouches at their feet, the following text: People Democracy Prosperity Together THE POLITEST GET FUCKED IN DIPLOMATIC HISTORY Trump spat the dummy on a tarmac in North Carolina. Carney answered in front of 27 nations, and every Australian on Earth heard exactly what he said. I Fucking Love Australia IFLOZ.SUBSTACK.COM

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT A pound of ground beef and a gallon of gas cost more than an hour of work at the federal minimum wage. Let that sink in.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT r/AskReddit Tell me your craziest high school job story. When I was in high school, I worked at Subway. My buddy and I started this thing we called "Cookie Club," where we'd take cookies out back on our breaks and trade them to the homeless guys behind the building for beer. Then we'd sit around listening to their insane life stories over beer and cookies. It was honestly pretty wholesome for about a month until word spread and more guys started showing up. 1/2

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT What is the best example of 'corporate efficiency' you've witnessed? Donny My coworker asked for a new $1,200 laptop. Management said it wasn't in the budget. His old laptop died during an important project, costing the company an entire week of work and a $25,000 client. But hey! at least they saved $1,200

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Where did you get this photo of me?

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT Text tweet on a black background: Stephanie Land @stepville My daughter's last day of high school was today. In her senior English class, her teacher had all of them sit on the floor and said "You start off in kindergarten sitting on a rug for story time, and I thought you could finish that way, too." Then she proceeded to sit on a chair and read them the book "Oh the Places You'll Go."

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT Angelo @Daddy_Lopez55 posts: There should be a zoo of drunk white people doing stupid shit Tom Schally @TomSchally replies: It's called Florida.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT X Post 1: Acyn @Acyn • Sep 9 Trump: "Whether it's wine, champagne, cars... everybody's got a weak spot. I won't tell you what my weak spot is." X Post 2: Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie According to the Epstein files, IT'S CHILDREN.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT If we start destroying the lives of young r*pists, we might avoid having old r*pists in charge of everything in the future.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT Man wearing a dark blue t-shirt with this printed on the back: I'M SICK OF TRUMP PASSING EVERYTHING EXCEPT AWAY!!! Photo caption: Best shirt ever 🤣 👏🏻

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT post by slightly-bovverd If you ever feel bad about taking a longer time than someone else to accomplish the same things, just remember that during the 1912 Stockholm Olympics Japanese marathon runner Shizo Kanakuri passed out in a garden party along the marathon route and, instead of notifying race officials of his inability to finish the race, he went back to Japan without telling anyone and was considered a missing person by the Swedish authorities for 50 years. 1/2

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social 2/2 He didn't finish the race until 1967 when a Swedish television station offered to help him complete the run, and he finished with a final time of 54 years, 8 months, 6 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes and 20.379 seconds.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs@mastodon.social A lady at the apple orchard disco the other night asked if I was born a man or a woman and I, drunk, beckoned her close to whisper and then hollered I WAS BORN A BABY into her ear.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT A Lexus at a stoplight with a Maine license plate of PHQTRMP.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT: Cartoon signed "SHENEMAN" Trump is driving a golf cart labeled ECONOMY in the middle of a pond on a golf course. He says, "THIS IS BIDEN'S FAULT."

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DUCK? [photo of a duck on a wooden floor, looking down at it from the front.] ONE OF ITS LEGS IS BOTH THE SAME.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social If they can hold fraternities liable for the hazing of pledges, then they can certainly hold them liable for gang rape.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social It's a wonderful book. My favorite when I was little. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Churkendoose

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I apologize on behalf of my gender. Many of them are inexcusable.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social You can't even see the boner in that skeleton.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT "Dead people are voting!" Buddy, you got dead people serving in Congress. Be for real.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT Two stack of bankers boxes of documents labeled: CHARLOTTESVILLE FAMILY SEPARATION CIVIL FRAUD ACCESS HOLLYWOOD CLASSIFIED DOCS JAN 6th BIRTHERISM E. JEAN CARROLL UKRAINE CALL ELECTION INTERFERENCE HUSH MONEY EPSTEIN Caption: "NEVER FORGET" signed: @DCcartoonist

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social My mother once totaled a rental car hitting a black steer on the road in Australia. The nearest rancher "couldn't say" if it was from his herd or not.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I always look for the out when the HOA gets upset.

@feyter@mastodon.gamedev.place @leahmcelrath.bsky.social Humans are animals but not all animals are humans. Speaking as if they are human is anthropomorphism.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ALT-TEXT A photo of a sperm whale in the blue ocean with a scuba diver removing trash from the whale's opened mouth. Caption: "A DIVER FOUND A SPERM WHALE WITH ITS MOUTH AND THROAT CHOKED BY TRASH. SHE PUT HER HANDS INSIDE ITS JAWS AND PULLED THE DEBRIS OUT PIECE BY PIECE. THE WHALE STAYED CALM AND LET HER. ONE ANIMAL. ONE ACT OF MERCY. A RESCUE IN THE DEEP. AND A SPECIES ASKING US TO FIX WHAT WE BROKE." signed WILD WONDERS