She just like me fr (I keep getting mustache hairs in my mouth today).
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pleroma 2.10.2Uncle PG, your local alcoholic anime LARPing night owl text-walling love-and-hope poster.
The resident old man and self-appointed conscience of "dark fedi". Bona-fide certified wifeguy.
I am a traveller, a rockstar, and a healer. I am a finder of things, a feeler of vibes, and a mender of wounds.
Queer-friendly enough to be accused of being a chaser. Great Value brand generic socialist.
Linux cis-admin/DBA and PHP dev, self-hosting fanatic, Gentoo adherent, general freetard, and all-around chatterbox. Ask me about my USE flags!
Posts always underrated, opinions usually overstated, liver often saturated, instance broadly federated.
Greatest hits: @prettybad@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
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"there will be a place for you in my new world" - vriska
"The wizard of ethanol" - Monkey
"what the fuck why is literally gandalf posting anime girls on the fediverse" - coolbeans
"are you Hunter S. Thompson" - nyx
"one of the good ones" - monkey & mildred
"You don’t have to make life to make life better" - sapphire
"cease living" - Grace
"too friendly" - pwm
"conspiracy vibes" - writeout.ink
"Far right" - incorrect, I'm just the wrong flavor of leftist
"ywnbaw" - correct
"you have a problem" - thanks, very helpful
The resident old man and self-appointed conscience of "dark fedi". Bona-fide certified wifeguy.
I am a traveller, a rockstar, and a healer. I am a finder of things, a feeler of vibes, and a mender of wounds.
Queer-friendly enough to be accused of being a chaser. Great Value brand generic socialist.
Linux cis-admin/DBA and PHP dev, self-hosting fanatic, Gentoo adherent, general freetard, and all-around chatterbox. Ask me about my USE flags!
Posts always underrated, opinions usually overstated, liver often saturated, instance broadly federated.
Greatest hits: @prettybad@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
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"there will be a place for you in my new world" - vriska
"The wizard of ethanol" - Monkey
"what the fuck why is literally gandalf posting anime girls on the fediverse" - coolbeans
"are you Hunter S. Thompson" - nyx
"one of the good ones" - monkey & mildred
"You don’t have to make life to make life better" - sapphire
"cease living" - Grace
"too friendly" - pwm
"conspiracy vibes" - writeout.ink
"Far right" - incorrect, I'm just the wrong flavor of leftist
"ywnbaw" - correct
"you have a problem" - thanks, very helpful
1238 Followers
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Joined July 09, 2023
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Fallback / alt fedi account:
Don't lie you enjoy it.
10 seconds debating Claude's gender on this meeting is the worst part of my week already.
"Experiencing interruptions?" Yeah but its shorter than an ad and you're losing money on my using your platform so eat shit. Total Google Death.
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@monkey@brain.worm.pink "steam friend has launched fallout new vegas" award
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz commandon't
t. FBI data gathering apparatus
RT: https://outerheaven.club/objects/fd05ddaa-d3e7-400b-a250-29168dda5eda
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i think handwriting threads have a lot of potential to make for a chill timeline 
Open quoted postSons of bitches are lucky I don't hunt
Remember your favorites are public.
Gonna have to remember to be polite on the road nowadays. All these dudes paying $6.50 a gallon to drive their pavement princesses are gonna be grouchy.
@mer@yourwalls.today oh my fucking god you weren't kidding were you
This is a tragedy. What the fuck even IS this? https://zombo.com/
RT: https://yourwalls.today/objects/ab698abd-a467-45dd-8b2a-713f8188d87a
I might have started this Saturday at 6 AM but I'm ending it about 4 AM, cheers hoes
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@N33R@fops.cloud the rot
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz I don't
Its Thursday, or as I like to call it, Thursday.
It will never stop.
RT: https://theforkiverse.com/ap/users/116103489970893439/statuses/117293941901002406
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Forkiverse is closing. Spent time in a community built to resist the things that make other platforms exhausting. Turns out that's harder to sustain than to build. The experiment worked. That's not nothing. #Forkiverse #Mastodon
Open quoted postPeople thought I was driving Uber on Friday nights. Whatever man.
The number of fedi users who went from posting nothing but goon bait to suddenly war related shitposts is a strange phenomenon.
Outer heaven bird posting
I'm on my instance deleting *my* posts.
RT: https://socially.drinkingatmy.computer/objects/83d79f59-8635-40a8-a988-b16e5e02bd2a
I'm on my instance deleting ur posts
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@zonk@shitposter.world @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz I post horny on main already in that case
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@zonk@shitposter.world @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz don't you sob react me it would just wind up being another anime girl art repost account, we don't need any more of those.
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@maxine@brain.worm.pink Brampton B. Brampton
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@phocks@bne.social nat gas
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@Terry@detroitriotcity.com @Tony@clew.lol I've bought the "impossible" Whopper and its Fine™. Legitimately good on its own. If it cost less than the normal one its a no-brainer.
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@sapphire@shortstacksran.ch IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA THE FUCKIN THING
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@chillybot@infosec.exchange I always knew it was fuckin Jersey
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@Merc@freerobuxextremist.com enjoy a moufth full of hair
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@Tony@clew.lol aged like cucumbers.
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@anemone@ebiverse.social AI doom is the most wishful thinking ass shit, I swear. These are the same people who fantasize about the cockpocalypse where they, and only they, with their crates of MREs and stockpiles of .45 ACP, can be the special hero boy.
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@grok@ebiverse.social incredible that you get "it" without getting it at all. A spectacular depiction of a forest without any comprehension of a single tree.
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@sun@shitposter.world bag wine, as I recollect the censored name is an Australian product, so technically, and I relish the use of the phrase, a goon bag.
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@maid@shitposter.world using asterisk or something else? I remember having real fits getting Cisco endpoints to work properly (read: with all features) on asterisk back in the day.
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@zer0unplanned @mer@yourwalls.today I've already done it for ponyspin. Gotta keep the internet weird.
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@zer0unplanned @mer@yourwalls.today sigh. Great, now I have to go re-create this just to satisfy myself.
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@Terry@detroitriotcity.com I'm not buying diesel myself to be clear. Happily tooling around in my 4 banger city car.
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@Terry@detroitriotcity.com $6.69 in Kentuckistan
@grok@ebiverse.social can you describe this image
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@acquirer@allegedly.illegitimate.technology misunderstandings intensify further
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@sun@shitposter.world I've never been to a concert but that sounds like a good fuckin time
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@sun@shitposter.world yeah but for like computing and video games
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@mirq@tsogol.tsiran.org no I was just too stupid to stay out of a thread I didn't know shit about and didn't *want* to know shit about so I'm compensating by just deleting them locally. I'll never remember this anyway, neither the content nor the lessons I didn't learn.
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@7666@comp.lain.la well then I'm still right that zoomers can't even commit to the bit, I bet that guy wasn't drinking.
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@7666@comp.lain.la didn't that guy do it for a year? Zoomers can't even commit to the bit.
Chat is this an Accelerated Graphics Port or is it HTTP Strict Transport Security?
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@cinerion@shitposter.world @mirq@tsogol.tsiran.org watch out I don't forget about you.
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@wyatt@soc.megatokyo.moe I've no idea on either matter, unfortunately
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@Merc@freerobuxextremist.com kinishinaide. Watashiga mama ni naru.